Saturday, 18 January 2014

Love song for George Osborne

00:00:00 Posted by Ashley Lister , , 4 comments
 By Ashley Lister

"I just heard that another poor person froze to death this winter!"
 If the world was going to end
I’d want to be with you
It’s not because you are a friend
In truth you make me spew
You’re slimy and too privileged
You’re a humanoid lump of poo
But if the world was going to end
I’d want to be with you.

If the world was going to end
I wouldn’t be forlorn
Yes, we might lose all humanity
But we’d be rid of George Osborne.
I know that it’s not really cool
To joke about Armageddon
But I’m not the only one who thinks
The only good Tory’s a dead ‘un.

So if the world was going to end
I’d want to be with you
Your politics drove me round the bend
You didn’t have a clue
But being with you at end of the world
Is a thought that gives me wood
Cos knowing that George Osborne’s dead
Would make any apocalypse good.

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4 comments:

terry wilson said...

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Shaun Brookes said...

Love it Ash. The only good Tory... :D

Ashley R Lister said...

I can't wait until 2015 so they'll hopefully be voted back into oblivion.

At least this year we can enjoy the bribes they hand out to try and win people back onside.

Ash

Colin Davies said...

Love it.

As always "King of Blog"