Snog, Marry, Avoid
To Snog
To lock in amorous union
To exchange saliva
To be a teenage couple in a bus stop
To press lips so hard
To become a seal of secrets
To Kiss Helena Bonham Carter
To Marry
To lock in spiritual union
To exchange vows
To be a couple that faces the world together
To love so hard
To become a force nature
To say I do to Kate
Bush
To Avoid
To unlock any possible connection
To exchange insults
To be as far away from each other as possible
To hate so vehemently
To become a vat contempt
To stay clear of Pearce Morgan
Kate Bush? You have surprised me.
ReplyDeleteGood selection.
I'm surprised that you wouldn't want to marry Helena. I'd marry Helena. And Kate. But not Piers. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteThe snog/marry choice was tough
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