Saturday, 22 June 2019

Love Among The Scatter Cushions

When I first set eyes on this week's allotted theme, my spirits flagged.  Cushion!  It put me in mind of that popular radio panel game where contestants have to try and talk for Just A Minute without deviation, hesitation or repetition about some unseen and completely random topic. At least I hope I'm not operating under quite such stringent constraints here. Cushion, though..! Cue a string of appropriate three-letter acronyms: omg, wtf, yak, etc - that last one is not an acronym, btw.

Ok, metaphorical fingers on metaphysical buzzers, gentle readers. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin (to steal the opening line from the kids' story time programme Listen With Mother)...

Apart from the fact that  I need to buy some cushions for my new couch and chairs, I honestly cannot think of anything else of interest to say about the cushion (buzz - no, I'm allowed to repeat the subject word), so I'm heading 'off-sofa' - so to speak (buzz, buzz) - and into the realms of poetry (buzz, buzz, buzz) with this preamble:

A number of distinguished works from various areas of the arts have named themselves Love Among The ___ down the years. As far as I'm aware, Robert Browning started the tradition in 1855 with his poem Love Among The Ruins. P.G. Wodehouse followed on with a comic novel, Love Among The Chickens, in 1906 and then D.H. Lawrence wrote a stirring short story entitled Love Among The Haystacks in 1912. Film director Frank Tuttle shot the comedy classic Love Among The Millionaires in 1930 but thereafter came a bit of a hiatus (it appears) until US rock band Starship recorded an LP, Love Among The Cannibals, in 1989 and Jean Ferris penned her satirical novel-for-teenagers Love Among The Walnuts a decade after that. National treasure Alan Bennett almost gave us Love Among The Lentils in his Talking Heads monologue series but opted for Bed Among The Lentils instead, possibly recognising and avoiding a plagiarism too far.

I have no such reservations. I'm shamelessly resolving my blogging conundrum with Love Among The Scatter Cushions, using this painting by Irving Ramsey Wiles as a visual stepping stone to today's newly-written poem.


Love Among The Scatter Cushions
Aftermath, late afternoon shading into insubstantial,
sound-tracked by nothing but the constant drone
of arterial cars rushing to their heartlands
and the leisurely buzzing of incarcerated flies,
a huge quiet after frantic pleasure, almost a peace.

You lie still in tiny death, prostrate, suffused, dishevelled
among the scatter cushions of your chaise
and I wait, now unperturbed, for your Lazarine return.
It wasn't always so. That first time, unforewarned,
induced a panic of concern that I can smile at now.

You said it used to frighten you too. Black hole of ecstasy,
you joked; a strange phrase, but who was I to say,
who'd never experienced the mystery? And here you come,
fading gently back into time, fingers still entwined in mine,
looking like you don't know where you are or where you've been,

a languid mess of hair, disported clothes, bare limbs,
resurfacing to consciousness even as the echoes of our passion
hang like cobwebs in the corners of your living room.
Soon it will  be time to dress, slip back into the flow
or we'll be late for the show, but not yet awhile, not yet...

Finally, because I went to see the wondrous Coral gigging at Blackpool's Winter Gardens Empress Ballroom last week, here's a musical bonus, the closing track from their finest recorded moment. Just click on the hyperlinked title to access it on YouTube: Late Afternoon

As ever, thanks for reading. Have a sunny week, S ;-)

68 comments:

  1. Good heavens, that's a bit of a racy read for a Sunday morning!

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  2. Funny blog, fabulous poetry.

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  3. Funny and audacious. It's a rather lovely poem.

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  4. Love the Coral 👍

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  5. Wow! I really like the poem.

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  6. The languor of late afternoon comes through loud and clear Steve. It's very good.

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  7. Brilliant Steve; subtle, evocative and gently humorous all at once. I love it.

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  8. La petite mort is beyond my scope of experience but you render it (and its impact on you) with commendable sensitivity. It's a fine poem Steve.

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  9. One to add to your Love Among... list: Brighton UK based band Love Among The Mannequins. Check out their album 'My Uncle's Ball of Lightning Will Put an End to Your Warped Psychology'.

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  10. What a beautiful poem.

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  11. Is that passing out stuff for real? Scary.

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  12. Another fine blog Steve, witty and engaging. I love the poem.

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  13. the blog is funny but the poem is stunning - so good

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  14. I was amused by the blog and seduced by the poem.

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  15. Very good Steve.

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  16. Yes, not an inspiring topic but you made something quite special out of it - that's another wonderful poem.

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  17. That's a great new poem Steve.

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  18. I agree with others above - brilliant writing, an excellent poem. I particularly like 'your Lazarine return' and 'even as the echoes of our passion/hang like cobwebs in the corners of your living room'.

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  19. That is a lovely poem.

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  20. Genius poetry my friend.

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  21. A fabulous poem - and thanks for the introduction to the Coral as well.

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  22. Your blog was a pleasure to read but that poem is amazing, the mood and the experience so beautifully captured. I love it, well done.

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  23. A beautiful poem, lyrical and langorous.

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  24. This is very good 👍

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  25. Mitch Carragher11 July 2019 at 13:57

    Agree with comments above. That is some poem, beautifully written.

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  26. What a wonderful poem.

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  27. Not just an orgasm then - an M&S orgasm! :D

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  28. That's good Steve, beautifully put together and very moving.

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  29. I think this is my new favourite poem of yours.

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  30. What a nicely turned blog, amusingly written - and then that poem is something else, beautifully done.

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  31. Exquisite poetry (and no exaggeration). 👍

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  32. Funny blog, beautiful poem - love it all.

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  33. Beautiful poetry.

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  34. How good is that? Loved the poem.

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  35. Witty and wonderful :)

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  36. A most amusing blog and a seductively beautiful poem - most impressive.

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  37. Your poem took my breath away.

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  38. Oh wow. What a delightful blog and a sumptuous poem. Thanks for the intro to the Coral as well.

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  39. Stunning poetry ❤️

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  40. I loved your Greek Idyll poem and this is equally beautiful. x

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  41. This is SO good.

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  42. What an exquisite poem. Fabulous 👍👍👍

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  43. Funny, clever and seductive - quite a talent.

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  44. A wonderful poem.

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  45. Masterful - no pun intended :)

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  46. Poetry rarely makes me gasp. Yours did, beautifully written.

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  47. Top blogging: funny, smart and affecting - the poem is a treat.

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  48. Seriously funny & beautifully written.

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  49. Howie Schroeder26 June 2020 at 14:28

    That's a great blog and a fabulous poem.

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  50. Brilliant blogging and a fabulous poem. 👏

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  51. That's very clever and rather lovely.

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  52. What a great post, funny, informative and ultimately beautifully sensual.

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  53. Hugely entertaining Love Among... piece and an excellent poem.

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  54. An excellent sensual poem - I came across the blog page by accident but will return to see more

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  55. Clever blog, very witty. I really love that poem. Listened to the Coral track as well, sounded great - something to check out later. Thanks.

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  56. This was funny and informative and your poem about la petite mort is beautifully done. I have just one issue with it: the line "arterial cars rushing to their heartlands". Arteries flow away from the heart, not towards it.

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  57. Amusingly written blog and an arresting poem.

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  58. Excellent blog and poem. 👏

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  59. A clever and funny blog and swoonsome poetry. ❤️

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  60. Hazel Williams3 May 2023 at 10:46

    Very good. An entertaining mix of amusing and amorous wordsmithery.

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  61. I take it you're describing 'la petite mort', though I've no experience of it myself. It's a beautiful evocation if so, high-point of a fascinating and funny blog.

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  62. Nick Spalding has a comic novel "Love Among The Stars" in his series of books about Jamie and Laura Newman. Very funny, of you don't know them. I enjoyed your beautifully crafted blog and poem. 👍

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