written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday, 12 September 2026

Swimming Pools

What on earth to write about Swimming pools? Frankly, the topic's wasted on me as I never learned to swim. However, I know some cats that do, so we're heading off to Türkiye today (not literally). I haven't yet visited that country, but I've long been intrigued by its breed of swimming cats and by the cascading thermal pools of Pamukkale. I once thought they went together.  I was misinformed. No matter. I pair them up here for your delectation and will finish with a new cat poem that's not entirely on theme. 😸

otherworldly Pamukkale
Pamukkale is an UNESCO world heritage site in south-western Türkiye. Its terraces are made of travertine, a spectacularly shimmering white limestone deposited by mineral waters which have been cascading down from hot springs into its layered pools for millennia. The name in Turkish means 'cotton castle' and it is easy to see why.

There are seventeen hot springs and the waters at source vary in temperature from 35C to nearly boiling. By the time they have mingled and flowed down the cliff to the pools below they are pleasantly warm the year round.

Pamukkale's thermal springs and pools have been attracting visitors since antiquity. The ancient Greek city of Hierapolis, founded as a spa resort, stands above the springs on the site of what was once a cult centre of the Phrygian mother goddess Cybele. It was founded in the 3rd century BC and there is abundant evidence, in the ruins of the city and its nearby necropolis, that many came to the pools for their supposedly - though clearly not always successful - curative powers.

Although this otherworldly site is now carefully curated, it is still possible with permission for visitors to bathe and swim in designated pools at Pamukkale today.

I was led to believe, many years ago, that Türkiye's swimming cats regularly enjoyed the waters of Pamukkale, an unfortunate conflation of facts. The snag is a geographical one, for Pamukkale, as stated, is in the south-western region of the country in Denizli province, while the water-loving cats live over a thousand kilometres away in Anatolia, eastern Türkiye, near Lake Van from which they derive their name...and in which they do swim.

They are distinguished by their snow-white fur, except for brown markings on their head and ears and their brown hind-quarters and tails. They also have odd coloured eyes (quite common elsewhere in white cats, apparently). It is believed they have lived around Lake Van as a feral landrace for several thousand years, originally brought there as pest control by early Anatolian settlers. 

swimming Van cat
Nowadays there are only a couple of hundred pure Van cats living wild in their native area, but breeding programmes have spread their numbers around the world in the last thirty or so years. I wonder if this domesticated diaspora will retain its love of swimming. Only time will tell. I'm just thinking that if I were a Van cat, I'd love to swim in the year-round warm pools of Pamukkale.

I was originally going to call this latest poem Mrs Schrödinger's Pussy, in an oblique cultural reference to the 1970s TV series 'Are You Being Served' and its standing joke about Mrs Slocombe's Pussy, but on consideration I thought it deserved more gravitas than that. It's a work-in-progress and I may tinker with it a bit further. We'll see. 

It's based on the lives of Erwin Schrödinger (of Schrödinger's Cat fame) and his wife Annemarie and the essentials are absolutely true. As well as being a brilliant (and Nobel Prize winning) physicist, he was a serial philanderer with a predilection for young girls. He was twice Annemarie's age when they married in 1920. She was a photographer and supported him financially for many years. As a couple they were childless and she did have a cat called Milton (and another called Marvell, as it happens). She also remained loyal to him despite his many transgressions. The twist is my whimsical invention. 

Mrs Schrödinger's Cat
In the dull red glow 
of an ornate Vienna washroom, 
expectant faces stand by the bath. 
Something is developing slowly
between Anny and Erwin.
They don't speak, don't touch.
 
She's teaching him,
who is so cleverly theoretical,
the practical art of the photograph -
learned in her youth
from her father, chief lensman 
by appointment to the Austrian Court.

It ought to vex her
in years to come,
married to a man twice her age,
that they still survive
mostly off her wage
while he tutors young girls
 
and researches particles and waves,
strays away for days and nights
so that sometimes 
when she's half sleeping 
she doesn't know if he's out or in.
But she has her cat,

jet black and blind like the poet
after whom he's named.
So Erwin framed his wife: white-dressed
and clutching furry Milton to her breast 
in affectionate pose...
and now they're waiting the reveal.

Through stop bath, fixer and wash
Anny conjures chemical magic, hangs
the dripping film. Shot after shot shows
her languid figure, her happy smile,
her empty arms. They stare. Both know
the camera never lies and yet

there's no cat in the photographs,
not even a blurry pale shadow 
of Milton's cradled feline form.
Her black dress, her empty arms,
her knowing smile, his reeling brain.
This is some serious sorcery.








Thanks for reading, S ;-)

32 comments:

Steven J Pemberton said...

I like the reveal at the end of the poem 🙂

Sahra Carezel said...

Stunning Pamukkale, sweet Van cats, super poem. Love it all,

Roxy Bellingham said...

Now I want to go to Pamukkale. And I want a swimming cat.

Gwen Basinski said...

The colors of that Pamukkale photograph remind me of Maxfield Parish! Turkish Vans are starting to get quite popular in the US. They need non-chlorinated pools though (as some folks have found out)! Thanks for the back story to your poem, it helped, though I would still have got the joke, I think.

Debbie Laing said...

I love the pretty Van cat and your clever, spooky poem.

terry quinn said...

What a fantastic place Pamukkale looks.
Interesting story about the cats.
The poem is excellent. Don't change anything.

Charlotte Mullins said...

A delightful read. Pamukkale looks awesome. I've never been to Türkiye (as we have to write it now) but if/when I do, I'm going for a dip... with a cat. Your inspired poem is brilliant. Now I need to read up about the Schrödingers. Thank you.

CI66Y said...

Brilliant imaginative feat. So there was a real cat, if not two. Casts new light on Erwin Schrödinger, doesn't it.

Lisa Roberts said...

We've been to Pamukkale and it is amazing. Didn't swim and didn't see any cats there but they are generally everywhere in Turkey and are well loved. I really enjoyed your poem.

Anonymous said...

How do you know all this stuff Mr R? Always an education your blogs. Great poem with a twist in its tale.

Hazel Williams said...

I love the idea of cats that love swimming, so counterintuitive. Lovely pictures too. And your poem is amazing.

Deke Hughes said...

Mrs Schrödinger's Cat, very clever. Yes, Schrödinger certainly had his philandering side, though Walter Moore's definitive biography suggests that Anny was quite accepting of his numerous affairs and wasn't without a few extra-marital flings of her own.

Dan Ewers said...

A great read. I really liked the clever poem (and the swimming cats, of course). 👏

Nicky Thompson said...

Fascinating about Pamukkale and the Van cats. I love your clever and imaginative Mrs Schrödinger's cat poem. 🐈‍⬛

Dan Francisco said...

You do these fantasy poems so well. I love the concept and the lyricism of your rhymes. And what great lines you've devised. Brilliant.

Martin Newcombe said...

Swimming cats. Right up there with rollerskating dogs and twerking parakeets. Agree Pamukkale looks eerily beautiful and your poem is intriguing, though don't you mean her white dress in the final verse?

Steve Rowland said...

Except, Martin, the Van cats do this naturally without coercion or human interference. Also, I did mean black dress in the final verse because they are looking at negatives (where light and dark are reversed).

Oya Onis said...

Captivating cats. A lovely and thoughtful read.

Anonymous said...

Enjoyable read Steve. 👌 - many moons 🌙 🌙 ago I sat in the warm water at Pammukali … whilst visiting Dianna at Ephesus … 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

Anonymous said...

Definitely a poem for these chilly Autumn days. How I fancy swimming with those cats. As long as the waters are warm

Caitlin Shaw said...

I loved this. Pamukkale looks like a place well worth a visit and a dip. The Van cats are delightful. I didn't know about the different coloured eyes thing. SO pleased their numbers are holding up and your phrase 'domesticated diaspora' made me smile. Your poem is a brilliant lyrical invention. Fabulous blogging.

Anonymous said...

Splendid poetic trickery regarding cats and Schrödingers. As for swimming, we all hate getting wet.

Penny Lockhart said...

Oh Steve, is there a radical shift in affections coming... from Greece to Türkiye? This was most enjoyable. Those Van cats are delightful and what an intriguing poem. Thank you as always for sharing.

Harry Lennon said...

Pamukkale is well worth a visit, poetic and inspiring. I didn't know about Van cats. As for your splendid poem, I'm never quite sure how much is 'real' and how much pure imagination in some of your writing, but it's a clever idea, has some brilliant lines and flows really well to its deceptive end.

Anonymous said...

As a cat lover I was drawn to this. What amazing creatures in an amazing, exotic place!

I also enjoyed the couple story featuring cats.

It all makes me want to.head to Turkey on a cat-a-maran, (scuse the pun!)

Nicola Barkhuizen said...

I love the swimming cats. Should I have heard of the Schrodingers?

Gemma Gray said...

Who wouldn't love a swimming cat? And the poem, loved it too. Some serious sorcery indeed.

Kenny Watt said...

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Sorry I haven't commented in quite a while. Pamukkale looks stunning and your poem is an imaginative feat. I keep meaning to order a copy of your Imaginarium collection. Is it on Amazon?

Yvonne Smallshaw said...

Love the poem! UA Fanthorpe loved cats and wrote many poems about them. She should have been poet laureate and I'm not sure if she wasn't because she was a lesbian, or whether she turned it down (more probable). Anyway your poem reminds me of some of hers. I particularly like her poem about Odysseus's cat. Look it up!

Jeff Byrne said...

Extraordinary. There are cats who love swimming. Also Pammukale looks magical. And your poem delivers.

Tom&Toes said...

Do Van cats catch fish or do they swim for pleasure? Just asking. Toes says she'd love one they look so cute. Fantastic poem as well.

Marissa Danziger said...

I loved reading this.