It's been an interesting cultural and literary experience, reading Henry Miller's 'Tropic of Cancer ' and David Lodge's 'Thinks... ' side by side this last week, both so-called 'sexy' books (which really does them an injustice); the former written near the beginning of the 20th century and the latter right at its end. And I wondered if I could turn my reflections thereon into a blog that fits the given theme of Journey . Let's give it a go - not literary criticism per se , more an assessment of how social mores changed during the course of the last hundred years.
Other start and end points might have served equally well to illustrate the journey ( 'Ulysses ' to 'Platform ' or 'Lady Chatterley's Lover ' to 'The Lemon Grove ' for instance), but I've not read any of them recently. I hope it all doesn't sound too academic or dry. I think it's fascinating, but if it's not your thing, you can always fast-forward to the poem 'From Cockermouth To Fannyfield', which is anything but.
Novels have always been indicators of what manners, morals, principles and standards pertain in a community in the age in which they are written, of what it is acceptable to relate in print...as does the way in which they get regarded by society. Spoiler alert: Henry Miller's was banned in the USA and Britain until the 1960s.
'Tropic of Cancer ' (published in 1934) captured bohemian life in seedy inter-war Paris in the late twenties and early thirties, while Lodge, famed for his 'campus' novels, sited the action of 'Thinks... ' (published in 2001) unsurprisingly at and around the new University of Gloucester shortly before the millennium. And by 'sexy' books I mean novels in which sex features significantly, as a motivator of characters and a shaper of plot, as an implicit and sometimes explicit event in the characters' lives, and as an influence on the use of language. Even though it is not the dominant preoccupation of either work, it helps mould the topography of both books and their reception.
topography |
'Tropic of Cancer ', a brilliant piece of writing, was regarded as a daring and liberating work of fiction by the avant-garde and as decadent, obscene and pornographic by the ultimate arbiters of taste, the official censors in the USA and Britain who didn't understand it and who banned its publication or sale for decades. Here are a couple of examples (shorn of context) of why it was regarded as a "degenerate book" and "not fit to be read by decent men and women":
O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out.
'Only a rich cunt can save me now,' he says with an air of utmost weariness. 'One gets tired of chasing after new cunts all the time. It gets mechanical. The trouble is, you see, I can't fall in love. I'm too much of an egoist. Women only help me to dream. It's a vice, like drink or opium. I've got to have a new one every day; if I don't I get morbid.'
'He gets down on his knees...he opens the little petals...and then he says - as if that weren't enough for me - then he tells me he buried his head in her muff. And when he did that, so help me Christ, if she didn't swing her legs around his neck and lock him there. Imagine a fine, sensitive woman like that swinging her legs around his neck !'
Where at one end of the century Henry Miller became notorious (especially among those who'd never read a word of his), at the other end David Lodge is approaching the status of national hero, winner of many Book of the Year awards, appointed Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature and Chevalier de l'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres no less. There are two main protagonists in 'Thinks... ', which is in part a tightly-plotted comedy of sexual manners on and around a university campus. Philandering Professor Ralph Messenger has his eyes on recently bereaved creative writing lecturer Helen Reed who resists his advances until she discovers her husband had been serially unfaithful to her and Messenger's wife is also having an affair. Despite the frequent and fairly candid sexual interludes, 'Thinks... ' is primarily an exploration of consciousness (qualia ) and the enigmatic intricacies of human desires and emotions. Although the language Lodge uses is as frank and explicit as Miller's, it would be laughable to think that any of the following (again shorn of context) would raise a disapproving eyebrow at the turn of the millennium, let alone trouble the censors:
'Well, d'you like what you see, Ralph Messenger?' I whispered hoarsely 'yes' in all sincerity, and she laughed softly and came and stood in front of me so I was staring straight at her crotch sparsely fleeced with ginger pubic hair veiling but not concealing the pinky-brown crease of her cunt.
We were shouting at each other, shouting 'Fuck me!' and 'I love you!' and moving towards some tremendous volcanic orgasm...she screamed and I howled 'Yes!' as we came together...and then there was the sound of someone knocking indignantly on the wall of the room next door and we burst out laughing.
Isabel Hotchkiss...What a lot of pubic hair she had, black and springy and densely woven, like a birdsnest, you wouldn't have been surprised to find a little white egg warm inside her labia [sighs ]. BSE and AIDS between them have made two of the greatest pleasures in life, prime beef and wild pussy, possible causes of a horrible death... sad. Domestic pussy is not what it was.
Okay, sensing that we are nearing some kind of denouement, here's a slice of shameless Carrie & BoJo inspired 'bucolic with a dash of the vitriolic' poetry - based on their infamous 2020 lockdown holiday and laced with innuendo - to conclude the rambling final stage of this Dead Good Saturday journey...
From Cockermouth To Fannyfield
Leaving aside Johnsons Stump and Symonds Yat,
From Cockermouth To Fannyfield
Leaving aside Johnsons Stump and Symonds Yat,
(there's a super-injunction slapped on that...
...on the office sofa would you believe?
Never mind his wife or the ministerial code,
and his last hairdresser and her baby not even
half way safely to Canada yet), any bonkers
couple wanting a fucking holiday in the UK
during lockdown with a 4 by 4 and glamping yurt
could do worse than blaze the topographical trail
of amorous venues from Cockermouth to Fannyfield
via Titty Hill, Moisty Lane, Bushygap, Feltwell,
Twatt, Cockup, Brown Willy (oops), Honeyholes,
Tarts Hill, Wetwang, Inchmore and Snatchup.
Carry on coming, early or late, don't forget
to shut the gate and please don't hang used
condoms on the bushes. Watch out for
doggers and take your rubbish home.
Why not pitch it as a working break?
Practice run for fucking up the country.
Because I know that there are doubters in your midst, assuming that I totally make this stuff up, I offer the following as irrefutable cartographical evidence that the truth is out there...
...and not just those two, but all the place names cited in the poem. 😉
Thanks for reading. Stay oriented, S ;-)
28 comments:
Johnsons Stump and Symonds Yat - very clever. I nearly spat my coffee out. 🤣
You really do not like the pair!
Mini-dissertation that, la! Enjoyed the poem.👍
Entertaining and informative as ever, Steve. And a lovely bit of tart wit to wrap it up.
I've not read either novel but I did waste hours on 50 Shades! I enjoyed your 'bonkers' guide to place names and your swipe at the PM and his paramour-turned-wife. Could we be in for Fannygate? That would be fun.
Have I missed something? I've been glued to Wimbledon. What revelations about the odious Johnson lie behind your latest invective?
I remember Johnson and Symonds going camping in Scotland during lockdown. Didn't they stay on some farmer's land without asking permission first? I enjoyed your poem -just a shame there was no mention of Wideopen and no room for Dicks Mount :D
Interesting as a reminder of the sensible march forward to greater freedom of expression over the last 100 years. Sometimes I think though people abuse that freedom (viewing porn on your mobile during parliamentary debate? Not the same as reading it, I know!) As for Tropic of Cancer being poetic, you're right. I remember an extended passage about viewing the world through the eyes of Matisse. Beautifully written. Your poem amused as intended. Johnson Out!
Jade what you missed was the story that while Johnson was Foreign Secretary in 2018 and already having an affair with Carrie Symonds, he proposed to appoint her to a £100k/per annum job as his chief-of-staff. His advisors vetoed this. However, the story also contained mention that an MP had walked into Johnson's office unexpectedly and found him and Carrie "in a compromising situation" - and it later transpired she was giving Johnson a blow-job on the office sofa.
A good read. Permissive so much healthier than repressive. Let's hope BoJo and Carrie are gone soon.
I've never read any Henry Miller, always thought he was one of those American writers one ought to read but few do (like John Barth and Hubert Selby).Based on your recommendation, I'll give Tropic of Cancer a try. As for Boris and Carrie, looks like they could be on Shithouse Street before too long.
I'm afraid I did rather skip through the social/literary analysis stuff to get to the poem. Very funny and what great timing as it looks like Boris and Carrie will have lots of time for rambling soon.
That's an essay! Agreed the 'sexy book' tag is a frivolous one, though even in 2001 when Thinks... was published, one reviewer thought fit to advise "The cautious reader should note that there is some fairly candid description of sexual matters here and there in the novel."
I don't want to make light of how shamefully (shamelessly?) the Johnsons have acted but at least they'll have plenty of glamping time on their hands soon.
That poem! 🤣 Very clever, very funny, loved the place names. They even called their son Willy. 🤣
Sorry, I skipped the lit bit (looked long) and went for the poem which I loved.
Yes we came a long way in the last hundred years, thankfully. Be wary of fundamentalists (of any religion) trying to turn the clock back. What a clever idea for a poem, I liked that. Let's hope Johnson and wife end up at Rotten End - no more than they deserve.
I've never read any Henry Miller (or Norman Mailer with whom I get him confused). I did read Lodge's Nice Work after watching the TV dramatisation and enjoyed that. He's very witty. (I don't recall any overtly rude bits!) I love the poem Steve, especially the metaphorical conclusion.
It WAS a Carrie-on by the sound of it!
Topographically topical. But what on earth did Symonds ever see in the man? Oh yeah, power and prestige for her. Is it true they call her Princess Nut Nut?
BlowJo and Carrie - they're so yesteryear (LOL). Seriously, the antics of the current political elite and more obscene than any 'sexy' book.
I've never read any of David Lodge's novels (probably should) but I have read Tropic of Cancer and a few others by Henry Miller (Black Spring and Sexus particularly stand out). He was a precursor of my counterculture heroes Kerouac, Burroughs etc. I loved your phrase 'battering with literary might at the doors of stuffy propriety' - spot on. As for Johnson and wife, they can fuck right off!
David Lodge is one of my favourites. I enjoyed this Steve, including the scurrilous poetry. 😉
I thought the earlier banned piece was more gratuitous and shocking for the sake of it whereas the second was more contextual. Not what I’d expected but an interesting debate all the same!
You didn't hold back there Steve!
Henry Miller is a giant of American literature but I wouldn't bet on some States wanting to ban him again the way they are heading! I enjoyed your English rudery and swipe at Johnson.
Thank you for the info about the novels. I haven't read them and to be honest they don't sound like my cup of tea. I prefer a plot.
What good fun the poem is.
Terry, sorry you got the impression that 'Thinks...' doesn't have a plot. It does. I described it as "a tightly-plotted comedy of sexual manners on and around a university campus" and separately as a novel that "amuses, dazzles and intrigues with its clever plotline". I'd hate to have put anyone off reading David Lodge, one of our finest living authors.
Fabulously funny poetry. Good riddance to the worst PM we've ever had. He has truly set a new benchmark.
I enjoyed hearing you read that poem on Friday night. Very funny.
Post a Comment