written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society
Sunday, 19 April 2026
Saturday, 18 April 2026
Groceries
We laughed, We knew what she meant, but her unintentional extra 'the' could have been bemoaning the nexus of challenging issues (over-population, rampant consumerism, the huge burden of social welfare) faced by most post-industrial nations. The phrase stuck with me and I revisit "the cost of the living" later in today's new poem.
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| the cost of living increase |
How much simpler life was when we bought local produce at local shops, supporting local growers and businesses. I don't suppose we'll ever get back to that, except perhaps on our holidays. (Deep sigh.)
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| a Greek greengrocery store |
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
Groceries
— Libel of English Policy, 1436.
a bottle of Guinness
small pizza
extra cheese
and a scrunched up note
apps and bans
2 x yell and red pep
halloumi
250g dark choc
wine
a serious list
divided into sections
of dairy and fruit etc
and only one of them ticked
which doesn’t seem right
and leads to thoughts
of maybe a mobile ringing
an argument about the car
or washing up
or a letter found
in someone’s pocket
and someone’s partner
stiff with rage
storming out after
politely replacing the basket
back in the stack at the Entrance
ready to be read
by the customer standing in line
at the Checkout
a customer who needs to know
about anyone else’s life
and more importantly
just what the hell is halloumi.
First published in Acumen, June 2016
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Groceries
It was a pleasant surprise to find the supermarket quiet this morning. We weren’t buying groceries, that was something to do online later. We’d popped in to buy a light bulb, mould remover and trainers for a grandson. Oh, and birthday cards in advance. I was trying to be organised. One stop shopping. How times have changed.
When I was about ten years old, I was often sent to Seddon’s
with a list. Seddon’s was a small grocery shop not far from our pub, but far
enough away to make me feel independent and grown up to do something important
by myself. The list was my mum’s order, which Mr Seddon would deliver on
Saturday. Sometimes, I would be sent there to get a Hales Granny Cake, or a
chocolate sponge to bring home and the cost to be added to our list. We had a
milkman and a breadman every day. Meat came from the local butcher.
I don’t know when branded supermarkets started to take over,
but I remember a Tesco store opening on the high street in our neighbourhood
when I was about fourteen. It was small in comparison to the megastores we have
now.
I’m not a fan of food shopping, especially if it involves a
long walk up and down too many heavily populated aisles. That’s another pet
hate, people and shopping trolleys. I find it easier in Scotland where our regular
supermarket is smaller but still has everything. I’m in a happier frame of mind
there, too. At home, picking groceries online and taking delivery from a
friendly, helpful person is hassle free and suits me perfectly. There’s a local
shop for that forgotten item.
My Haiku style poem,
Aldi, Lidl and Waitrose,
Sainbury’s and Spar.
Booths and the Co-op,
M&S Foodhall, Asda,
Iceland and Farmfoods.
No shopping today,
We don’t need more groceries.
We’ve got plenty in.
Room for just one more,
Tins of this and tins of that.
Shut the cupboard door.
Veg and fish and meat,
A freezer full to bursting,
Ice cream for a treat.
PMW 2026
Thanks for reading, Pam x
Saturday, 11 April 2026
The 'X' Factor
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| X marks the heart |
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| X marks the join (kintsugi) |
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| X marks the spot |
Friday, 10 April 2026
The X Factor
It’s coveted, sought after, once found
people think it’s happy ever after
It can’t be bottled, mined, found in
a tin, caught in the air or hidden
at the bottom of a wheelie bin
It can be a passport to fortune and fame
and things may never be the same again
A double-edged sword that can bring
affluence, manic discord, madness
No one knows how it’s made or where
it’s from but you’ll know it when you
see it, hear it, feel it
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
The X Factor
I still remember the feeling in one particular problem, but not the question or answer, way back when I was a student and spending ages over solving the equation and the response from the Lecturer being a big red cross through it.
2x - 5 = 17 or 2 x 4 = 8.
On graphs, the x-axis is the horizontal line on the bottom, while the y-axis is the vertical line on the left side.
One of the weirdest uses of X also relates to mathematics in a way and that is when the Romans used X as one of their numerals. Try thinking about CXVI times XXXII.
you’ve got it
or you haven’t
I had it
for a couple of hours
on the 3rd June
1996
unfortunately
no one was there
to notice
Saturday, 4 April 2026
Brambles
Geological evidence suggests the bramble originated in North America some time in the Eocene age, approximately 34 million years ago, before spreading - as brambles do - to the rest of the world. (Note to self: to read up on the fascinating origins of plant species when I have time).
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| brambles (or blackberries) |
Late August, given heavy rain and sun
For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.
At first, just one, a glossy purple clot
Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.
You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet
Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it
Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for
Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger
Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots
Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.
Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills
We trekked and picked until the cans were full
Until the tinkling bottom had been covered
With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned
Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered
With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.
We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.
But when the bath was filled we found a fur,
A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.
The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush
The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.
I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair
That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.
Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not.
I'm
merely a
piece on this
shell-shocked,
board.
constrained by convention.
Trapped between oil and
ideology, my lamp
no longer burns,
my heart no
longer yearns.
I have never
truly found
life. The light was
elsewhere. So wrap me
round in a suicide vest and
king. I’ll willingly do the rest.
Thanks for reading, S ;-)
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
Bramble
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2 ounces gin
3/4 ounce lemon juice
1/4 ounce simple syrup (1:1, sugar:water)
1/2 ounce crème de mûre
Garnish: blackberries and lemon wheel
Directions
Add gin, lemon juice and simple syrup to a cocktail shaker.
Add ice and shake until chilled.
Strain over crushed ice into a rocks glass.
Drizzle crème de mûre over top, and garnish with blackberries and lemon wheel.
Tuesday, 31 March 2026
Bramble
Faster than fairies, faster than witches,
Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;
And charging along like troops in a battle,
All through the meadows the horses and cattle:
All of the sights of the hill and the plain
Fly as thick as driving rain;
And ever again, in the wink of an eye,
Painted stations whistle by.
Here is a child who clambers and scrambles,
All by himself and gathering brambles;
Here is a tramp who stands and gazes;
And there is the green for stringing the daisies!
Here is a cart run away in the road
Lumping along with man and load;
And here is a mill and there is a river:
Each a glimpse and gone for ever!
Robert Louis Stevenson, (1850 – 1894)
from A Child’s Garden of Verses.
If anyone knows how to get rid of rogue bramble, please tell
me. Meanwhile, I’ll keep snipping it at ground level.
They will be back soon. Pale green thorny stalks as thick
as rhubarb will conquer the concrete plinth at the base of the fence panels to
invade my garden. I call it a garden, but it is just a big yard with a couple
of raised beds and a few plant pots. It is enough for me to look after and the spring
flowers are pretty at the moment. I can sit out to read on a nice day, so it
will do, apart from the horrid bramble.
A bramble bush – Rubus fruticosus – must be indestructible.
I’ve done all sorts of things, but the roots are deep, beneath the fencing,
which will be staying put.
It began next door, many years ago. The two ladies,
mother and daughter, had a beautiful back garden. Borders were stuffed with
roses and every bedding plant in summer. They were always out there, tending to
the blooms and sweeping the path. At the far end, where some shrubs grew taller
than the fence to offer privacy from the alley, the bramble crept in and took
root. The ladies made it welcome and enjoyed the blackberries. One would go out
with a dish to collect the ripe ones, but the dish returned indoors empty. The
harvest eaten as fast as it was picked. Time marched on. The ladies had gone. The
house was sold to property developers. The original building was ruined in the
interests of modernising, but that’s another story. That beautiful, lovingly
cared for garden was dug up and disposed of, replaced by stone chips. One thing
survived.
Next door is occupied. The back garden is ‘easy care’, like
mine, but they don’t have any plants. Not even bramble.
Two poems, one from Robert Louis Stevenson, a favourite from
childhood, and Sylvia Plath, a recent interest.
Blackberrying
Nobody in the lane, and nothing, nothing but
blackberries,
Blackberries on either side, though on the right mainly,
A blackberry alley, going down in hooks, and a sea
Somewhere at the end of it, heaving.
Blackberries
Big as the ball of my thumb, and dumb as eyes
Ebon in the hedges, fat
With blue-red juices.
These they squander on my fingers.
I had not asked for such a blood sisterhood; they must
love me.
They accommodate themselves to my milkbottle, flattening
their sides.
Overhead go the choughs in black, cacophonous flocks –
Bits of burnt paper wheeling in a blown sky.
Theirs is the only voice, protesting, protesting.
I do not think the sea will appear at all.
The high, green meadows are glowing, as if lit from
within.
I come to one bush of berries so ripe it is a bush of
flies,
Hanging their blue-green bellies and their wing panes in
a Chinese screen.
The honey-feast of the berries has stunned them; they
believe in heaven.
One more hook, and the berries and bushes end.
The only thing to come now is the sea.
From between two hills a sudden wind funnels at me,
Slapping its phantom laundry in my face.
These hills are too green and sweet to have tasted salt.
I follow the sheep path between them.
A last hook brings me
To the hills’ northern face, and the face is orange rock
That looks out on nothing, nothing but a great space
Of white and pewter lights, and din like silversmiths
Beating and beating at an intractable metal.
Sylvia Plath (1932
– 1963)
























