written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 17 September 2022

Screen Crush

My initial reaction when seeing this week's blog theme was that I've never really had a screen crush on a famous actress. Singers maybe, Anita Harris and Grace Slick to name but two; well actually, to name both - it's a short list. However, when the only alternative appeared to be writing about driving through swarms of insects with the car's wipers struggling to clear the squish away, I thought I'd better try a bit harder on the original tack.

I suppose that, along with most young men, I did have an eye for a beautiful actress (Jane Asher, Julie Christie, Britt Ekland and Jane Fonda spring readily to mind) but that hardly constituted a crush on any of them, certainly when compared to a few of my friends who had posters of their favourite actresses on their bedroom walls, and one or two who used to go and see e.g. Barbarella or Far From The Madding Crowd umpteen times just to feed their fixations. I always thought that screen crushes were more a feature of women's lives, young and old. They were the ones who chatted about and maybe fantasized over Cliff Richard (little did they know), Terence Stamp, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, Elliot Gould and a raft of movie males. Apparently these days it's Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. I'm probably generalising, but am I wrong? Ladies, you tell me.

For me, it was always more about the film (storyline, cinematography, emotional connection), or even the physical experience of being in a picture house than it was about any individual actor or actress.

The first time I went to a cinema was to the Odeon in Peterborough in 1961. My Dad took me to see a film called 'The Purple Hills'. It was a rubbish Western. I was bemused. I had no interest in Westerns and I didn't realise he had. Only later did he confide that he thought he was taking me to see 'The Purple Plain', a classic WWII movie based on a novel by H. E. Bates! We had better luck with the likes of 'The Dam Busters', 'The Bridge On The River Kwai' and '633 Squadron', though I was surprised (and pleased) when he took me to see 'From Russia With Love', and all of this before we even had a television set in the house.

King Edward Picture House, Blackpool 1913
Most towns had several picture houses in the middle of the last century, before television became widespread. Peterborough probably had half a dozen. Blackpool, the 'home of entertainment',  had at least twice as many as that, including the lovely King Edward (also known as Central Picture House) which still stands unused today on Central Drive. Fixated on the silver screens of the Tivoli, the Regent, the Palladium, the Rendezvous, the Clifton Palace, the Princess, the Odeon and more, ordinary people (the collective 'we') could pay a shilling or two to spend a few hours in a different, larger-than-life world of heroes and heroines, the virtuous and villainous, engaged in the tales of  adventure, comedy, glamour, romance and thrills being beamed over our heads from the projection room, through the pall of cigarette smoke. There were adverts for a raft of tobacco products and even ash-trays on the backs of the seats... but I'm beginning to stray off-script now. 

Having given this screen crush thing some serious thought (while doing battle with the fitness machines at the gym), I'd probably have to say that the closest I have come was in 2006 when I went to see 'Starter For Ten', Tom Vaughan's adaptation of the David Nicholls novel. Combining a coming-of-age theme with University Challenge, it featured alongside James McAvoy and Benedict Cumberbatch a young Rebecca Hall, making her feature film debut. Watching her felt uncannily like watching someone I knew intimately, maybe in some past or future life, or parallel reality. It was a curious sensation that I've never been able to explain. Rebecca must have been about twenty-three at the time.

Rebecca Hall (i)
She'd already made her professional acting debut while still in her teens before heading off to read English at Cambridge University. That was in a stage production of 'Mrs Warren's Profession' directed by her father Sir Peter Hall (founder of the Royal Shakespeare Company). Her mother was equally renowned, the American opera singer Maria Ewing, though her parents separated when she was still quite young. While at Cambridge, Rebecca acted regularly with the Marlowe Society and even set up her own theatre company (like her father) before dropping her academic studies to concentrate on an acting career. It proved to be a good move.

Film and stage roles followed in quick succession, which saw her working with directors such as Woody Allen (in 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona'), Oliver Parker (in 'Dorian Gray'), Nick Murphy (in 'The Awakening'), Sam Mendes (in 'The Winter's Tale' and 'The Cherry Orchard') and her father again (in 'Twelfth Night'). She was the outstanding actor (teamed again with Dominic Cumberbatch) in the award-winning BBC adaptation of 'Parade's End' for which she won BAFTA's best actress accolade. Rebecca Hall likes roles that demand psychological and emotional depth on the part of the actor. She enjoys playing complex women (as in 'A Promise', 'Christine' or 'The Night House'), but is also happy with sci-fi scripts and blockbusters, as evidenced when she replaced Jessica Chastain in the 'Iron Man' franchise and signed up to be in several 'Godzilla vs King Kong' escapades.

Researching her maternal ancestry, she discovered that her mother's 'mixed race' heritage was part African-American (her great-grandfather had been born a slave) and part Dutch settler. It was possibly out of that research that she hatched a desire to make a film of Nella Larsen's landmark 1929 novel 'Passing', with its exploration of the cultural meaning of race in American society. She wrote the screenplay but didn't know where to take it until David Bowie persuaded her that she should direct the project herself, which she finally did, making her directorial debut in 2021, filming the story in black and white.

Rebecca Hall (ii)
She continues to act in challenging roles. The psychological thriller 'Resurrection' is the latest. She also lends her support to the Me Too campaign, has distanced herself from previous association with Woody Allen and donated her fee for appearing in his 2019 movie 'A Rainy Day In New York' to the Time's Up movement which was launched to help combat sexual harassment in the film industry.

Reading back over what I've typed in appreciation of Rebecca Hall, it strikes me that the real screen crush being depicted is not mine for her, but actually Rebecca's own for the cinema, for her love of acting and directing for the big screen. Long may it continue to be so.

I didn't write any poetry for the blog this time. However I thought you might like this poem on theme by the American poet Lynn Emanuel.

Blonde Bombshell
Love is boring and passé, all that old baggage,
the bloody bric-a-brac, the bad, the gothic,
retrograde, obscurantist hum and drum of it
needs to be swept away. So, night after night,
we sit in the dark of the Roxy beside grandmothers
with their shanks tied up in the tourniquets
of rolled stockings and open ourselves, like earth
to rain, to the blue fire of the movie screen
where love surrenders suddenly to gangsters
and their cuties. There in the narrow,
mote-filled finger of light, is a blonde,
so blonde, so blinding, she is a blizzard, a huge
spook, and lights up like the sun the audience
in its galoshes. She bulges like a deuce coupe.
When we see her we say good-bye to Kansas.
She is everything spare, cool, and clean,
like a gas station on a dark night and the cold
dependable light of rage coming in on schedule like a bus.

                                                         Lynn Emanuel (2015)

Finally, I'll leave you with a 
selective rĂ©sumĂ© of Rebecca Hall's acting and directing* credits, obviously all worthy of attention in my opinion: Starter For 10 (2006), The Prestige (2006), Wide Sargasso Sea (2008), Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008), Dorian Gray (2009), The Awakening (2011), Parade's End (2012), A Promise (2013), Red Riding (2013), Christine (2016), The Night House (2020), Passing* (2021), Resurrection (2022). As mentioned, she has also appeared in the Iron Man and Godzilla v Kong franchises, but my screen crush doesn't extend that far!

The End. Thanks as ever for reading my witterings, S ;-)

38 comments:

Kevin Sterling said...

Interesting.

Bickerstaffe said...

More correctly called the Central Picture Theatre (that's what's engraved on the facade) is one of my favourite buildings in Blackpool. I hope it's got a preservation order on it ahead of the central corridor redevelopment.

Matt West said...

I went to the King Edward when I was a lad until it closed down in the 1970s. Then it was a restaurant for a while. Don't think I've ever heard of Rebecca Hall, but she certainly looks crushable. 😉

Jenny Grant said...

Clint Eastwood for me any day (any time, anywhere). 😃 I miss old cinemas. These soulless multiplex affairs are not the same. The poem was interesting, good choice.

Brett Cooper said...

One of my old cobbers back in the day was infatuated with Lucy Lawless who played Xena (Warrior Princess), even had posters of her up in the office! He's now married to a man.

Lynne Carter said...

Do you remember nice-but-dim Tracey? She was besotted with the TV show 'Alias Smith And Jones'. (I can't remember who the actors were). She once said to me in all seriousness "I know which ones are Smith and Jones, but who is Alias?" Ha ha ha, I've never forgotten that. You know my number one crush was Cat Stevens.

Deke Hughes said...

Interesting blog, Steve. If I had to confess to a screen crush from my tender years it would probably be Julie Christie. I've not really kept up with mainstream cinema so the name Rebecca Hall doesn't mean anything to me. The poem is intriguing. There's a cultural gulf here because we think of Diana Dors as 'the blonde bombshell' but clearly the poet had an American actress in mind. Jean Harlow or Marilyn Monroe perhaps. The line "She bulges like a deuce coupe" is wonderful.

Nigella D said...

Well she's very pretty.

F O'Jay said...

My Mum and Dad used to take us to the Picture House on Central Drive. It was the nearest to where we lived on Palatine Road at the time. My first screen crush was Robert Redford.

Billy Banter said...

Emmanuelle always did it for me.

Kenny Garcia said...

You know how to pick them....her mother's a world famous opera singer and her father founded the RSC! Mind you, she does look cute (in a slightly haughty sort of way).

Gemma Gray said...

As a teen my screen crush was Terence Stamp. He was the bad boy in Far From The Madding Crowd which you mentioned, but what a handsome bad boy. Also in Modesty Blaise and Theorem in the sixties. He was a local lad too. I'd not come across Lyn Emanuel before, her poem is really good. Thanks.

Dan Francisco said...

Regarding the screen crush option you didn't take up, have you ever read Will Vollmann's rambling epic 'You Bright And Risen Angels'? It's the go to work of fiction if you're interested in the notion of 'bug war' as in man (civilization) versus insect for the future of the planet. My personal screen crush: Michelle Pfeiffer.

Rod Downey said...

Good choice Steve and an interesting pen portrait of Rebecca Hall. She certainly had the right DNA with those parents and I've just googled her siblings: one theatre and film producer, one TV film director and one actress. I've seen a few of the films you listed. I thought her excellent in The Awakening and The Night House.

Jen McDonagh said...

Well, Sean Connery. Who else really? Rebecca Hall is very pretty, I'll give you that. Great choice of poem.

Roger Wakeley said...

I've always found Anna Friel quite beguiling. Not dissimilar to Rebecca Hall in appearance :)

Celia M. said...

I enjoyed reading this and it caused me to cast my mind back. David McCallum was my teenage heart-throb (Ilya Kuryakin in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.) and then Robert Redford usurped him in my affections. (We can but fantasise.) It was quite a shock to see David McCallum decades later as a pathologist in another long-running American series, NCIS. He must be in his eighties by now. Well done to him.

Max Page said...

A good choice of crush, Steve. I've not thought about such things in years but if pushed I might admit to having a soft spot for Penélope Cruz (also pretty good in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, not to mention Vanilla Sky, Volver and a host of others). We are lucky to have a small, independent cinema within striking distance of us so going to the cinema (lockdown aside) is still something of an aesthetic pleasure.

Debbie Laing said...

I'm ashamed to say my crush was David Soul!

CI66Y said...

We have quite a few independent cinemas within range including Cinema City in Norwich itself, Aylsham Picture House and the Majestic in Kings Lynn (very beautiful). I think at one time I would have been happy to make Bo Derek my wife but the opportunity never arose. 😃

Writer21 said...

Fantastic poem! It shows the necessity for movies!

Yes, I must say Rebecca Hall is a compelling performer.

Re: screen crushes; in addition to looks, people often fall in love with the character as much as anything, often identifying with the screen persona

Eg HumphreybBogart in Casablanca or Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

Saskia Parker said...

Two words: Matt Damon. ❤️

Stu Hodges said...

Awakening is one of my favourite ghost films (along with The Devil's Backbone). I'd quite like to see Passing as well. It's always impressive when an actor steps up to direct (especially their own screenplay).

MoonGoddess said...

The only film I saw at The King Edward was The Magic Christian featuring Ringo Starr and Peter Sellers.
And yes, Far From The Madding Crowd was worth watching for Terence Stamp as Sergeant Troy!

Alistair Bradfield said...

We have a beautifully restored art deco picture house in St Albans. I'll never go to a multiplex again. If you're keeping a tally, my vote also goes to Penélope Cruz.

Brizette Lempro said...

The interesting thing about Britt Ekland (okay, one of them anyway), is that she considered herself fat and ugly as a child. God knows how she would have fared if social media had been available to post-war kids! I loved Lynn Emanuel's poem and will search out more by her.

Bella Jane Barclay said...

Tom Hiddleston has a certain appeal. I liked him as F Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight In Paris and Jonathan Pine in the TV adaptation of The Night Manager.

Malcolm Drysdale said...

Interesting post. RH certainly looks very elegant and far removed from the Blonde Bombshell of the poem (which I really enjoyed btw). We're not allowed to make jokes about casting couches anymore are we? But I would have happily auditioned with Sophia Loren.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Depp.

Andy D. said...

Ditto Steve. I couldn't really claim to have had screen crushes. The nearest was possibly Maria Schneider (Last Tango, The Passenger, Babysitter, all great films in the mid 1970s). She was one of the earliest to take a stand against 'sexploitation' of women on screen.

Neil Warburton said...

A lot of those crushes seem quite dated. I have a contemporary fixation with LĂ©a Seydoux (Inglourious Basterds, Midnight In Paris, Grand Budapest Hotel, Diary Of A Chambermaid, The French Dispatch and No Time To Die). ❤️

Tahir Daud said...

My recommend is Pooja Hegde from Mumbai (movie like Mugamoodi).

Jared Littowski said...

I enjoyed Lynn Emmanuel's poem, thanks for the share. If I had to confess to a screen passion it would be for the fabulous Penélope Cruz.

Jake Morrison said...

Yes I remember Rebecca Hall in Parade's End, excellent as the scarlet hussy wife. My nomination would be Diana Rigg (back in her Emma Peel days).

Harry Lennon said...

You have impeccable taste Steve. I knew nothing about Rebecca Hall's background so this was most informative. I wonder if she can sing as well as act, write and direct... I wasn't familiar with Lynn Emanuel's poetry either, so this was a real treat. Thank you.

Bill Dexter said...

Emilia Fox in Silent Witness. I enjoyed this blog and poem.

Geraldine Russell said...

A fascinating blog. My screen crush dates from the 80s/90s. I couldn't get enough of Richard Gere. Sadly I've not been to a cinema since way before COVID.

Poppy Deveraux said...

David Tenant for me. One of the sexiest (and I don't even watch Dr Who).