written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday, 13 May 2023

Melancholy

Are you sad? Is it in your nature perhaps? Maybe you have a melancholy personality. It was those Ancient Greeks (Alcmaeon and Hippocrates in particular) who first suggested that the human body contained four humours, the ratios of which controlled a human being's personality and helped to determine his/her health. Those humours each corresponded neatly to one of the classical 'four elements of nature':

Personality   -    Humour   -     Associative Element    -   Attributes
Sanguine            Blood               Air (hot and wet)               optimistic, sociable, confident, impulsive
Phlegmatic        Phlegm           Water (cold and wet)        dependable, calm, observant, lazy
Choleric              Yellow  bile     Fire (hot and dry)              ambitious, charismatic, dominating, irritable
Melancholic       Black bile       Earth (cold and dry)         kind, creative, perfectionist, often unhappy

Could you identify with any of those traits? Being an Aquarian, I'm more phlegmatic than anything, but I take exception to the 'lazy' tag! And if I happen to be slightly melancholic right now, it's only a touch of the old relegation blues. (Was it William Bloke who stated "Without relegation there is no promotion"?)

Anyway, this humoral theory served charlatans, medics, painters (see illustration below), poets and priests well for the best part of two thousand years. Renaissance scholars were intimately versed in it and every Elizabethan layman (in his humour) knew all about it from the works of Marlowe, Jonson and Shakespeare, many of whose more colourful creations were characterised according to their dominant humour. And the concept was still in favour well into the 17th century.

 Robert Burton (Oxford scholar and cheerful-looking chap), wrote his 900-page treatise on 'The Anatomy Of Melancholy ' in 1621. His was a rambling investigation into the causes, symptoms and possible cures for the state we more commonly term clinical depression. Burton drew on a host of 'ologies' in his encyclopaedic study, from astrology,  meteorology and numerology to physiology and psychology. And all this before weltschmerz (world sadness) was even a twinkle in Jean Paul's eye, or Sigmund Freud in Jakob and Amalia's. Of course, humoral theory has been largely discredited for a couple of hundred years now, of academic interest merely, a dodgy stepping-stone in our relentless progress to better knowing ourselves.

'Mary Magdalene as Melancholy' by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1623
But I don't intend to dwell on the human aspects of the matter. I'm more interested in whether or not animals feel emotions, including empathy and sadness. It was prompted by a TV ad for cat food, linked here: Whiskas. 

I've done some online research this week and it's been hilarious at times; (Do animals have souls? Do pets go to heaven? et cetera). But among all the arrant nonsense spouted, there are some serious studies into emotional response in higher order mammals - apes, cats, dogs, dolphins, elephants, horses, monkeys, pigs.

The thinking seems to be than any mammal whose brain physiology includes amygdala, hippocampus and hypothalamus (those structures most associated with emotional learning - fear, pleasure et cetera) is capable, to some degree, of emotional states that we would recognise from our human experience. 

An extensive survey of British cat owners into what they thought their cats could feel revealed the following: nearly 100% observed curiosity, joy and fear in their pets (not surprising perhaps); over 80% believed their cats could show signs of surprise and anger; 70% were convinced they had observed evidence of both anxiety and sadness in their feline friends; over 50% thought their moggies capable of empathy and jealousy; and 40% believed their cats could feel grief. 

Of course there is a danger that 'pathetic fallacy ', the attribution of human emotions to other animals or to natural phenomena (like the sky) might be at play here, so what does the science say? 'Cat Sense ', written by Dr. John Bradshaw, a biologist at Bristol University, devotes a chapter to what we have learned about the emotional lives of cats, their thoughts and feelings. 

In summary the good doctor suggests that such basic emotions as anger, affection, joy, fear and anxiety are gut feelings that appear spontaneously and are generally 'of the moment', whereas more complex mental states such as jealousy, empathy or grief would require cats to have some understanding of the mental processes of animals other than themselves, and this is highly unlikely and certainly has never been empirically proved. So while cats might feel anxiety (which is always related to some perceived threat to themselves in their environment), it should not be interpreted as sadness or melancholy. That is an anthropomorphic interpretation, wishful thinking on the part of human beings, including advertising executives!

'Milly as Melancholy Moggy' by F Stop Fitzgerald, 2023
I conclude with a new monologue poem, only this one is supposedly spoken by a cat (conflicted or disingenuous, you decide). It's completely fanciful, of course, steeped in pathetic fallacy, for sadness and remorse are almost certainly emotions beyond the sophistication cats' minds are capable of. Regardless,  I offer you...

Cat To Sky
Why you crying sky? Are you sad?
Does it hurt you that I stalked
and killed the fluttering hedgelings?

It's just my nature. Sorry I was bad
but it's no fun stuck indoors for days.
I don't like all this wet. I promise 

I'll be good. Cats can't shed tears
but if I could put those birds back 
in their bush for you I would.

Do we have a deal? Please sky, 
dry your eyes. Bring out sunshine
and let sparrows sing for us again. 







Thanks for reading, S ;-)

24 comments:

CI66Y said...

A lovely read. So much to like - William Bloke quote (LOL), black and yellow bile, and a remorseful (?) puss. Reasons to be cheerful Steve. Well played.

Ailsa Cox said...

Brilliant blogging. Sorry your football team got relegated :(

Jeff Hollingsworth said...

Fluttering hedgelings is good - but never trust a cat!

Nigella D said...

Oh Milly, I believe you!🤎

Tif Kellaway said...

An absolutely fascinating read. I'm definitely sanguine with a dash of choler! I'd not seen that Whiskas advert, it's brilliant...and so is your poem. I don't have a cat (allergic) but I can see their attraction.

Mitch Carragher said...

Your table of humours a bit skew-wiff on my device, but hey. It's a great blog and your cat poem amused me.

Saskia Parker said...

What an entertaining read. All that humoral theory detail was fascinating (if a bit disgusting) and the section on pet emotions was most interesting. I love the poem (and the photo of Milly). ❤️

Boz said...

Nice one la! I assume F Stop Fitzgerald is apocryphal?

Bella Jane Barclay said...

That's got me thinking...sanguine. I loved the poem.

terry quinn said...

Love the sudden switch from human to cats.

Domestic cats are responsible for deaths of up to 270 million wild animals every year, and that is just in Britain. The cats kill birds rabbits, voles, bats, hedgehogs, and squirrels.
It is illegal to let cats out at night in certain countries because of the numbers of other animals they kill.

Keep Milly in.

Gemma Gray said...

Milly the crepuscular killer. It's what cats do. Agreed, fluttering hedgelings is very good.

Binty said...

Oh, so that's my problem, too much black bile! 😂

Ross Madden said...

Marvellously seductive cat content.👏

Lizzie Fentiman said...

It's not cats that are conflicted; it should be their owners. That said, I thought you pulled the poem off perfectly.

Bickerstaffe said...

Amusingly done.

Deke Hughes said...

That's the first time I've thought about humours since A level English - a good revision blog. I enjoyed the cat stuff as well. Wonder how many cat lovers might have detected 'smug superiority' in their feline masters? (LOL) It's a perfectly voiced poem.

Kylie Davenport said...

Ha ha ha. Bad cat, good poem.

Flloydwith2Ells said...

Great read, Steve. I so envy your depth and breadth of reading and research skills, which I will grant you I don't think other animals are capable of. I've never seen a cat, or even a Meer cat reading. When it comes to the pathetic fallacy, I suspect that is just as much an excuse for human exceptionalism as it is a warning against anthropomorphism. I've certainly observed both cats and dogs exhibiting jealousy, envy and empathy. And of course, it can no more be empirically proved that other animals have minds than it can be empirically proved that other humans do.

Keep up the good work. Someone has to do it, and I'd rather it be you!

Anonymous said...

Of COURSE cats have emotions! Ours was so excited when she saw usr return after a holiday that she couldn't keep still! So sweet!

Thanks for an insightfil blog about the quirks and traits of these gorgeous, enigmatic animals.


Emily Blythe said...

Out of interest, I've just googled 'cat looking at rain' pictures and there's quite a gallery on there. Mine hates getting wet but I've never caught her staring out the window at rain. I love the poem.

Jen McDonagh said...

Fascinated to read this Steve. In defence of our cat Puma, I have to say I've never known him to kill birds. He's never brought one into the house (only field mice on occasions). So I'd give your poetic puss the benefit of the doubt. It's a lovely poem.

Debbie Laing said...

Humours all sound a bit yucky (except the blood one). I love that you chose to write about sad cats. Mine certainly mope when they can't go out. It's a great poem Steve.👏

Nigel Kewley said...

A good read. I enjoyed the slightly facetious tone (every Elizabethan layman in his humour... Oxford scholar and cheerful looking chap... etc) and the delving into cats with souls was fascinating. I enjoyed the originality of the poem too. Keep the blogs coming.

Marianne Seymour said...

A good read and I enjoyed your cleverly projected 'sad cat' poem. Fanciful, as you say for of course they feel no remorse about the hunt and the kill. It's their natural instinct (bless them).