written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Showing posts with label Ghost Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ghost Stories. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 October 2011

The Blog's First Collaborative Poem

by Lindsay, Jo, Lisa, Ash, Christo, Vicky, Ste, Neil, Sheilagh, Shaun, and two ‘anons’.

On Tuesday, I set readers of the blog the task of writing an unwritten poem. I’m pleased to say that people’s response to the idea, and their general involvement was fantastic . I’d been slightly concerned that the comments section would be left blank, I’d look a little stupid, and there would be no post for Sunday (today). Thankfully none of my fears materialised; there were plenty of brilliant and poetic lines, and there is no need for me to say that a cat (Roo seems to have become a minor celebrity on our blog) has eaten another Sunday blogger.

I’d like to thank the twelve readers/writers who participated in the ‘interactive poem’, producing the poem that now follows:


The Ghost of Ms. Credland

A cheerful house-front says no need to fear it,
But belies the darkness within.
Hints of scent betray her spirit:
A mixture of brandy and gin.


Watch the sheets with your dirty fag
Your room's not on CCTV.


Watch yourself on the stair at night
When you think you're all alone.


See
, the eye of this fishwife hag
If piqued will flay you to the bone.
While unkempt Mr. Credland
Quivers to hear her moan.


Taps run cold, the loo self-flushes
Curtains twitch to unheard vaudeville,
And mirrors run red with reflected blushes
Of young couples caught coupling by she, who still...
Eyes greedily with that thirst that can never be slaked.


Her stumbling, lurching, grabbing gait and slimy breath
Of ideas half-baked, will haunt the first she reaches...
And she reaches into his breeches.
And with the bloody thirst of leeches,
Dines to the sound of screeches
As the ghostly squall from nearby beaches
Echoes eerily round the dingy room...


The cat hides beneath the cushion,
Its ears twitching with each scream
And we’re left here in this Blackpool guesthouse
To wonder if it was all a bad dream.


*The poem will be performed on Fringe Friday (11th November) at the No. 5 Cafe by the inimitable Ashley Lister. Further details of this event can be found on our Facebook page(available here)

Thank you for your continued commitment to the Dead Good Blog
Lar

Friday, 28 October 2011

The Depths

12:42:00 Posted by Lindsay , , 1 comment

A cloth of mist draped over the promenade and enshrouded the red brick lift shaft in front of them. The glossed red doors to the entrance were locked. Vonnie shivered and flung her scarf end over her shoulder. The guy from Blackpool Civic Trust had said seven o’clock, and it was twenty past. She felt Jez’s glare almost melt the side of her face.

“This was your chuffing idea. I shouldn’t be exposed to weather like this. Blackpool prom in February? Damp castles I can handle, but I can’t feel my bloomin’ feet Von.” He blew into his cupped hands and stamped his feet theatrically.

“He’ll be here. Stop moaning.”

She wondered where the Civic Trust guy was. He had seemed keen for Slightly Haunted to feature the Cabin Lift. He had contacted them, he would turn up surely? A burst of music came from Vonnie’s bag. As she grabbed for her phone she saw a man in a white shirt approach from across the road. “Just a text, I’ll get it later, he’s here now.” Jez was holding his mobile; it was probably another snipe about the cold. Typical psychic, she thought; a prima-donna. He always complained on their fact gathering trips but insisted on coming every time.

The small lean man beamed. “Hello there, I’m Edward, pleased to meet you. If you’d like to follow me I’ll take you down now.” Edward rooted round in his sack-like pockets and pulled out a huge bunch of clanging keys.

Jez tutted and rolled his eyes.

“In your own time, it’s not as if we’ve been stood here long is it?” A pool of sarcasm welled at his feet. Edward didn’t seem to notice, and waved the key around with triumph a few minutes later.
Jez’s mouth by this point resembled a cat’s backside. He folded his arms with a loud sigh. Vonnie chuckled as Edward unlocked door and swung it open. It creaked and scraped the floor. Jez lagged behind as they entered the windowless corridor. It wasn’t completely dark outside yet. The surrounding mist made Vonnie feel wrapped in cotton wool. It was a relief to step into the echoing entrance. Ahead stood the lift door, vintage but in pristine condition. Jez shifted his weight between his feet and held back as Edward ushered them into the open mouth of the lift.
“So, who was it that designed this place?” She smirked at Edward.

“It was a gentleman called John Charles Robinson,” he replied.”It was built in 1930. As you can see it’s designed to carry folk down Bispham cliffs to the lower prom. It’s not used anymore, shame really.” He slid the concertina lift door shut with a clatter. Inside the light glowed amber. Vonnie made a mental note of the architect’s name. Edward leaned past Jez who took a step backwards. He pressed a button and the squealing of old mechanisms began as they journeyed slowly down.
“Yes he designed quite a few of the art deco buildings in Blackpool, Bispham library, Stanley Park cafe, amongst others. This is his least known work.” He carried on. “He was and still is a much undervalued artist.” Vonnie hoped this architect wasn’t so undervalued that he wasn’t on Google. It did seem creepy enough in here though, so the night-vision cameras would have the desired effect if she could make sure there were no light in the lift.
“Could the lights be turned off with the lift still running?” Jez jumped in with the question before she could ask. Edward turned slowly to the lift controls and smiled mischievously.
“Of course,” he said. The lift went black.

Vonnie felt her stomach suddenly rise to her throat as the lift dropped. A shriek came from the lift mechanisms above. Her fingers pressed against the icy metal box around her as she grasped for purchase. It sped up. Faster and faster they plummeted.
“No help help stop!” Jez screamed. On and on they plunged. Then it stopped. Vonnie crashed to the floor and felt Jez land on her leg.

“You lunatic what are you doing?” he screeched at Edward.

“Put the lights on Edward please” Vonnie said, her voice wavering. There was no response. Jez pulled Vonnie’s arm and clung to her. The sound of the waves smashing against the sea wall grew closer.
The sea grew louder. Vonnie felt the box begin to sway as if engulfed in the tide. The acoustics inside the metal casing sounded hollow. As if they were submerged. Jez shrieked and threw himself around the metal box hammering the walls with his fists. Vonnie felt cool wetness touch her foot, seeping through the lift door. She sobbed and curled into a ball, rocking gently back and forth with the sound of the water trickling inside.

The lights flickered and filled the box. Silence. Vonnie looked at the bone dry floor and stood up quickly. She scanned around then looked at Jez’s puffy red face. They were alone. Jez whimpered and began to wail. Vonnie yanked the lift door open and ran through the dark tunnel to the door; Jez clung limpet-like to her arm. They crashed through the wooden doors back outside to the lower promenade. For a few long seconds they stood under the cool moonlight and stared at the tide far in the horizon. Beyond; the damp empty beach. A screeching gull broke the silence.
Without looking back, they ran to their hotel.

Jez and Vonnie sat opposite each other in the Hotel bar. Neither could make eye contact. Jez held his brandy glass so tightly his knuckles blanched.
“It was a clever trick. Hilarious. Well they got us good and proper, they’ve made it on to the next series,” he mumbled.

Vonnie threw her vodka down her throat in one action, and then thrust her phone in Jez’s face. The last text, from the Civic Trust, said;

7.24pm: SORRY CAN’T MAKE IT TONIGHT. REGARDS, FRANK.

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

A Missing Poem...

Before I begin my actual post, I’d like to mention Lancaster Litfest. I attended their Great Poetry Day on Saturday: eight poets and over four hours of poetry. It was like being transported back to the poetry tent at Latitude, except there were padded chairs and no-one’s shoes were caked in mud. However, the line-up was as eclectic and as inspiring as the poetry that I listened to during July. It moved me, inspired me, made me consider, and lingered in my mind like the smell of freshly baked bread. It made you crave another warm slice, Vitalite melting into its aerated structure. It is moreish – the language teases the insula – and leaves you wanting more line breaks, an additional stanza, and just one more helping of poetry. The afternoon began with the youth of Helen Mort and Paul Batchelor before moving to the poetry of Jen Hadfield and Kei Miller, infused with island culture and tradition; there was something to satisfy any hungry mind. The later performances saw Jacob Polley (who graduated with an MA in Creative Writing from Lancaster University in 1997) and Phillip Gross sharing new and unpublished work. Jean McNeil took us to the Antarctic with a multi-media reading, while the charming and witty Peter Sansom provided the perfect conclusion to a fully enjoyable day.

This week’s theme is ‘Ghost Stories’. I had hoped for something that would allow me to discuss Litfest in a less heavy-handed way, but Halloween is approaching like a zombie on speed. It’s preventing Christmas from dominating our supermarket aisles, as crooked noses and fake blood compete against mince pies and selection boxes. So I’m happy to embrace this week’s theme – anything that has the capability to stem the splurge of Christmas can only be a good thing in my opinion.

For those of you that don’t know, I live in a building which is in fact holiday accommodation for Blackpool’s loyal tourists. It’s a fairly old building, dating back to 1880, and was originally listed as a residential property before becoming a guesthouse in the late 1890s. After inheriting the business from her father (Joe Credland), Eva Credland ran the business until she died (sometime before 1940) – and some still believe that she continues to roam the corridors. I’m not one of these people, but we have a few guests who are convinced they’ve either seen her, heard her, or woken in the morning to find that objects have been mysteriously moved during the night. Unfortunately, I cannot offer an explanation to these strange occurrences – but I’m sure it has nothing to do with empty wine bottles...

Anyway, whether you believe or not, I thought it might make for an interesting, dark and haunting poem. But (and it is a rather significant ‘but’) I’ve not written it. This is deliberate, rather than an act of laziness, because I’d like you (the reader and now writer) to collectively contribute to the formation of the poem. The finished poem will then be posted this Sunday, and all that participate will be acknowledged on Sunday’s blog post.

The idea is simple: Write two lines of poetry in the comment box below, then add your name. If others have already left lines, please read them so that there is some degree of cohesion.

Thank you for reading – and happy writing.
Lar.