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Showing posts with label flats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flats. Show all posts

Thursday, 2 December 2021

Numbers are fantastic

I attended a County Primary school in the 1960s and as a result I have a good general background in numeracy and literacy. We were taught times tables, (of course there was no use of calculators back then), and I remember very well, being encouraged to learn and recite my times tables from 2 to 12 off by heart. Post decimalization generations may ask why up to 12. Well there were twelve pennies in a shilling and many products were sold in dozens. A gross was twelve dozen - 144. 

That basic training and practice has always stood me in good stead and I am still able to recall a calculation instantly - no effort required. I am frequently amazed by younger people on TV quiz shows who cannot do simple multiplication in their heads. Of course, I am in awe of Carol Vorderman and Rachael Riley who perform mathematical gymnastics with incredible speed. Long live Countdown, a true test of numeracy and literacy. 

We were also taught the principles of linear maths and volume using wooden blocks. The sets provided were made up of longs: strips comprising between three and twelve small cubes; flats comprising joined up longs and blocks: made up of stacked flats. They were both fascinating and useful, giving young students an appreciation of the actual dimensions of volume. Sheer genius. 

At senior school, I developed a love of Algebra. From my introduction to quadratic equations, I was hooked and would seek out books of them to practice. What a swat! I really loved them. Someone should develop them as a quiz in newspapers. Much better than Sudoku. 

I never really got to grips with Logarithms. I just couldn't see the point and was far happier when moving into further education that the calculator was in common use. My dad's much leafed Ready Reckoner, always on his desk, was always a source of intrigue. My older brother used a slide ruler at college and although it interested me, he never let me use it, so it's application still eludes me.

If called to add up columns of figures, I still work it manually. I suppose that as a child of the sixties, I am fortunate to have more strings to my bow than later generations, who are so reliant on technology to do the working out for them. I hope that this mental exercise will help keep Alzheimer's Disease at bay. I still delight in the eloquence of the nine times table, one side up, the other down, maths at its simple best. 



Multiplication
A love of mathematics is a joy forever
the sheer delight of calculation
addition, subtraction,
multiplication or division,
The eureka moment when 
algebraic computation
becomes a second language
rolling off the tongue. 
When trigonometry
becomes elementary;
when graphs and pie charts
give up their mystery.
When columns all
add up satisfaction;
when restaurant bills
are shared out equally
the hard-earned skills
amassed through education
are equal to the sum of all life's trials. 

Thank you for reading. Adele

Thursday, 5 December 2013

What the Dickens?

Unfortunately this week Lara is unable to write a blog. Her replacement, Vicky, then went and got herself all broked up and everything. So, 'ittle peeps, you have me again.

This time I will attempt the subtle art of nonsense mixed with Dickens. A sort of Lewis Carroll / Charles Dickens mash up but without using their original texts. So nothing like a mash up at all, which is a good thing. Though it has given me an idea for a later blog.

So, standing in for Vicky, who was standing in for Lara, who had taken over from Vicky...

Here is the Thursday Blog.

What the Dickens?
 Did you know that Charles has chickens?
What the Dickens? Chickens?
Yes Chickens, and Kittens.
Chickens and Kitten?
What the Dickens?
He also has Rats.
Rats? in his flat?
Yes rats, wearing hats.
Rats wearing hats?
With Chickens and Kittens?
What the Dickens?
Yes Charles has rats,
And Chickens and Kittens
What the Dickens?
Charles also has snakes.
For goodness sake!
Make no Mistake, he has snakes.
Snakes in a flat with rats wearing hats
on top of chickens and kittens?
There is a petition.
A petition? What the Dickens?
To get rid of the chicken,
And the kittens.
What the kittens?
Yes the kittens,
Well they had lost their mittens.
Kittens losing mittens in a flat full of chickens
with rats wearing hats? Where's the sense in that?
And make no mistake, he has also got snakes.
Snakes with rats and Kittens and Chickens
And Mittens and hats in a flat?
What the Dickens?



Turned out more Dr Seuss in the end.