written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Showing posts with label how to. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how to. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Another blog on how to be a writer.

Poetry Exercises: The Long Three Stages

1. Read the first book in the library, the first link of a web search or the first handout you're offered. Attempt said exercise- describing in rhyme the innards of a fruit bowl, for example.

2. Attend a poetry reading, a festival tent, a literature festival, a book signing or any other opportunity you get to see actual 'paid' poets perform. Learn as much as you can and try to forget that dreadful exercise you attempted in step one. Instead, work for a few years purely imitating your new Word Gods and Goddesses. You'll find their work in bookshops- tucked in amongst other essential reading.

3. Throw away your inhibitions. You've been doing this for ages now and where has it really got you. Write what you can, when you can because if it dries up, you're back to step two. You should write the poetry that you want to write- paying careful attention to the lessons you've gleaned from others but remaining overall, true to yourself. You've done the legs so take a seat for a minute. Would you like a pencil?

Thanks for reading, 

S.


Tuesday, 27 March 2012

... and Villains




A How to guide to being bad:

1) Grow a silvery grey coat flecked with charcoal.
2) Acquire a long snout (perfect for sniffing out grandmas).
3) Make your ears large and pointy (ideal for hearing red-hooded little girls)
4) Buy several pairs of fake wolf claws, extra sharp. (Available from all large supermarkets)
5) Make sure that your teeth are slightly yellow and razor-sharp.
6) Practice making scary, evil sound: a snarl, a growl or a grumble.
7) Learn the art of disguise (pigs and little girls can be clever creatures).
8) Do breathing exercise every morning in order to increase lung capacity.


Thank you for reading,
Lara