by Ashley Lister
End its endless gobbledegook
And give us back the life it took
That we once had.
Come terrorists: come blow up Twitter
The loss will not leave one soul bitter
We’ll place the blame on some gas fitter
It won’t be sad.
Break Linkedin, Goodreads and the rest
Kill SlideShare, MySpace and Pint’rest
There will not be one tear expressed
We’ll all be glad.