The first bit of research I did was into Spotlight, which began as a UK publication in the 1920s, a directory listing profiles of actors and actresses who worked or aspired to work in theatre or film. As a yearbook it became the primary reference for anyone looking to cast a film or theatrical production. It's still going strong ninety years later, only it has a digital/online platform as well now, with over 60,000 performers listed on its database - and it's still the go-to place for agents and casting directors looking to put on plays or shoot movies in the UK and Europe. Michael Caine has been listed in Spotlight for over fifty years.
The inimitable Michael Caine in the spotlight |
Michael Caine and Mandy Rice-Davies in the Swinging '60s |
The film that first brought Caine massive international fame came two years down the line. 'Alfie', in which he played Alfie Ekins, an east end lothario with a weakly nagging conscience, was written by Bill Naughton and directed by Lewis Gilbert. By a curious coincidence, it had its world premier in London on this day, 24th March, back in 1966.
At the Q&A session that followed the preview of 'My Generation', Caine explained how 'Alfie' had been a huge box office draw all over the world... except for France. When he'd asked a French friend why the film hadn't been taken seriously in that country, he was told no one had believed an Englishman could make love to ten women!
Reviewing Caine's character as heartless serial seducer in 'Alfie' put me in mind of a line from the work of Jacobean playwright John Webster: "What cannot a neat knave with a smooth tale make a woman believe?"
Consequently, for a poetical challenge this week, I've taken the theme song from the US version of 'Alfie' (as sung over the closing titles by Cher) and I've revamped it into a dastardly parody, the would-be theme song for Webster's revenge tragedy, 'The Duchess of Malfi' - a dark and bloody play also first performed in London on this day, 24th March, but way back in 1613. Incredible, no?
"Whether we fall by ambition, blood or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust." |
Malfi
What's it all about, Malfi?
Is it just for revenge that we live?
What's it all about when the knives come out, Malfi?
Are we bound to kill those that we love
Or are we meant to be blind?
Only fools don't mind, Malfi,
When you're tricked then it pays to be cruel.
By my life, revenge must be sought for wrongs, Malfi,
No one can bend that immutable rule.
I surely believe there's a hell down below, Malfi,
Where you go if you're proven untrue;
No option remains once your honour is stained.
I believe in blood, Malfi,
Without revenge injustice persists, Malfi,
Unless you exact retribution, you're failing, Malfi.
Only the weak let their hearts rule the day -
There is no other way, Malfi, Malfi.
I must just add that this blogger opposes knife-crime (or any act of cruelty apart from the batting away of wasps).
Thanks, as ever, for reading. Always look on the bright side, Steve ;-)
11 comments:
I recall the title song "Alfie" mainly because a friend at skating ,then aged 16 , got engaged to an American lad named Alfie. It caused quite a stir !
That is a terrific parody. Wonderful work Steve and a very interesting blog.
You are an education, sir!
Very good Steve - dastardly indeed!
Thanks for the recommendation pal. I'm a big fan of MC and will look out for the movie and TV tie-ins.
Another fine blog. Keep them coming.
Informative and a clever parody Mr R - but hardly a great poem. (Mind you, Alfie was hardly a great song!)
Yes. That made me think about the sixties Steve. It began with train spotting and ended in marriage with a heap of crazy sixties stuff in between!
Would 'Malfi' be sung by Cariola???
Excellent poem - bloody (or bloodily) inventive and witty.
Brilliant blog, beautifully constructed and fluently written. As for the parody - very clever. I loved it.
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