written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 12 October 2019

Painting Up A Storm

I have quite a few art works up around the walls of the house on the strand: psychedelic San Francisco concert posters from the 1960s, Soviet Russian screen-prints, contemporary lithographs, Blackpool FC memorabilia and some framed LP sleeves among them. I also have a few original paintings by relatively modern British artists and the watercolour reproduced below is probably my favourite. It hangs in my bedroom and is a stormy seaside view of Nairn in Scotland (home of the healthy, humble oatcake).

It's quite typical of the work of Donald Bosher (1912-1977); his paintings turn up occasionally on online auction pages, mostly rural depictions or seascapes. I don't know a lot about the artist and the internet is remarkably under-informed about him, but from memory he taught at Leicester College of Art in the post-World War II years and he used to spend his summers painting watercolours to supplement his income in his preferred haunts of Norfolk and Scotland. Unfortunately this photograph, taken with my iPhone, doesn't do the colour and depth of the painting justice, but you get the idea...


Watercolour is particularly effective at painting up a storm, in my opinion, and appropriately so. Look at the effect Bosher has achieved here with his aqueous washes in the sky. Oil or gouache would never have rendered the elements so perfectly wetly.

The 'boys', that is to say my brothers (both in their sixties), are in town for the week-end to visit, catch up, see the illuminations and other delights of my adopted Blackpool home. They encountered torrential rain on the way up north and will almost certainly experience the same on the homeward journey, but today promises to be fine on the Fylde coast, despite the blog theme!

All things considered though, I thought this would be the fitting week for a poem inspired by the dependable deluge that is a regular feature of our weather-patterns on the Fylde coast as they roll off the Atlantic and Irish Sea. When it's hot and sunny (which it is much of the time in spring and summer) Blackpool is brilliant, the best seaside resort in the land. However, even when it's wet and/or stormy I have to say it's equally scintillating up in the glistening jewel of the north. I find that there is something exhilarating and strangely romantic about northern rain.

Northern Rain
Call me Wetbeard!
Sturdy falling northern rain
may beat a tattoo on my skull
and cross bones,
needle sharp and icy cold
to the point of numbing
soaking limbs and pirate brain -

yet how to explain that,
despite the toll in sodden clothes
and squelching boots
(for once you're wet, you're wet),
there's something in the soul
responds to terraced streets
of glistering grey-slate roofs
asheet with torrents, bubbling gutters
struggling to channel all this deluge,
oily rivulets amok among the cobbles
and that roiling yellow sky
so full of thunderment
it sets my timbers shivering.

Eventually there will be
a pot of scalding coffee
with perhaps a tot of rum,
but now I am both barque and bo'sun,
ballast, mast and mainsail
driving hard a homeward route
upon the mighty Blackpool main
and loving it for the insane fun
of swashbuckling through
the elements of yet another
most unordinary day.

After all that furious wet, I'll finish with a funny factlet about one of the driest places on the planet:
"A year's worth of rain fell on Aoulef, Algeria in just a single day last week - same as it does pretty much every year!" (Well, it made me smile...about half an inch.)

Stay storm-proof, and thanks for reading, S ;-)

38 comments:

Binty said...

Love the new poem, Wetbeard! (LOL)

K. Worth said...

Very good Steve.

Boz said...

Yous stormed it again!

CI66Y said...

Hi Steve. I remember you have some amazing psych Airplane/Dead dancehall posters (always envied you them) and I agree with what you say about watercolours capturing wet skies well. As for your latest poem, good as it is I wasn't sure whether it was meant to be funny or not. You never particularly liked water as I recall :)

Anonymous said...

Brilliant poetry 👍

Rochelle said...

Bravo Steve. When life sends you rain...

Margaret Bowman said...

Love the watercolour and the poetry. Very well done!!

Tom Shaw said...

I dig tat latest poem Steve, the rhythm, the energy, the imagery and the humor. It's one very nice job, congrats!

Harry Lennon said...

Another fine (ok, stormy) blog! I really enjoyed the poem :)

Lizzie Fentiman said...

I love the poem Steve. We're just about to enter our rainy months here in Brisbane (November thru March) average 6" per month, much of it from "thunderment" - what a great word btw- this being a sub-tropical climate. I really enjoy your blogs. Keep sending the links please.

The Existentialist said...

Ha ha. "Someone left the oatcake out in the rain."

Anonymous said...

Another fine blog and great poem. Well done Mr R.

Nigella D said...

That's another fabulous poem.

Anonymous said...

It's certainly been getting wetter here in recent years!

Peter Murray said...

Atmospheric!

Luke Taylor said...

Tremendous Steve. Your piratical conceit precipitated much mirth in the Taylor household this morning.

Celia M said...

As a watercolourist (?) I agree with you entirely. Also, that's a very fine scene to have hanging on your wall. I'm supposing you know your poem hits the mark. Thanks for sharing.

GV (Vance) said...

Northern Rain reads beautifully. Very well done 👍

Anonymous said...

I love your attitude :)

Matt West said...

That's another top poem buddy.

Beth Randle said...

I love the new poem, very clever. As a kid did you wear wellies and stomp in every puddle you could find???

Anonymous said...

Surely 2019 rainfall is overstated???

Trace said...

What a great poem.

Tendane Vanessa William said...

Thanks for sharing!

Rod Downey said...

Nice moody painting, great blog - loved the humorously defiant new poem Steve :)

Max Page said...

Great blog Steve.It's certainly pi55ing down with a vengeance on the jewel of the north tonight. No one should be out in this weather. I thought your poem was excellent, love some of its phraseology, including "yet another most unordinary day".

Anonymous said...

Yeah ☠️

Miriam Fife said...

Perfect timing that I should read this blog (among others) today as it's rained solidly for 36 hours and my local River Trent has just burst its banks! ☔☔☔☔☔

Anonymous said...

I love the imagery in Northern Rain as well as its humour. A cracking poem.

Tyger Barnett said...

Wetbeard! Excellent :)

Lina Gulhane said...

Masterful. Loved it.

Stu Hodges said...

Northern Rain - another excellent composition if I may say so.

Jools said...

Ha ha ha! An unusual and witty celebration of the wet stuff from someone I always believed preferred hot and sunny. 👍👍👍

Anonymous said...

I love that poem, so many fine lines...particularly 'sky so full of thunderment' :)

Bickerstaffe said...

That's a cracking poem - such a clever conceit. Well done Wetbeard :)

Romy Lowenthal said...

I think you are having many 'unordinary' days this year - wettest by statistics.

av said...

Great poem, full of fine imagery and wonderful words - glistering, asheet, roiling, thunderment. I love it.

Anonymous said...

Great poem Steve. I really enjoyed hearing you perform it the other night.