written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday, 16 March 2024

Water Falls

There's sure been a lot of water falling in these parts recently. Everyday, so it seems, arrives grey and wet. I know it's partly seasonal and to do with prevailing weather patterns but I did wonder this damp morning if there is more water around than there used to be.

Is the Earth a 'closed' system (a cycle of rainfall and evaporation)? Do we lose water vapour from the atmosphere? Or can there really be more water in our ecosphere than there used to be, and if so, where does 'new' water come from? These are all valid questions. I decided to consult a scientist. He said:

"There is roughly about the same amount of water on Earth now as there was in the Mesozoic period. All water that is breathed, drunk, and urinated by living things remains as part of the planet’s total water content.

The total amount is not exactly constant, as there are two fluxes of water between Earth and the rest of the solar system. There is a steady rain of water-bearing meteoroids hitting the planet, which slowly increases the amount of water. At the same time, molecules of water often dissociate in the upper atmosphere into hydrogen and oxygen due to ultraviolet light from the sun. Some of the hydrogen atoms have enough energy to escape from Earth’s gravitational field, and so are lost. This slowly decreases the amount of water.

In addition, tectonic plate subduction is constantly carrying water down into Earth’s mantle, and volcanoes are constantly spewing water out onto the surface again. The balance between these two processes can change considerably over time.

But all of these fluxes are small compared to the total amount of water on Earth, and two of them are in the opposite direction of the other two. So the overall change is insignificant, even when considered over long spans of geologic time."

I thought you'd all like to know that, if you didn't already. Onwards (and downwards).

I've blogged about water in various guises before. I don't mean solid, liquid or gas, though I've dome that too. I'm referring to blogs about the sea, or floods, or thunderstorms, or water as the essence of life (with mermaids in it) as linked here: Essence 

On the lookout for a new angle I thought that this time I'd investigate how we as human beings have managed to harness the power of water falling in the shape of the water wheel, specifically the overshot variety as pictured.

an overshot water wheel in action
The flow of water is channelled to drop onto the wheel which has a series of cups around its circumference and the weight of water falling into the cups causes the wheel to rotate in a clockwise direction (as shown), with gearing converting the power of the rotational movement into something with a practical application - like the grinding of grain, the turning of a lathe or the generation of electricity.

how am overshot water wheel works
There used to be many thousands of working water wheels around the world from times BC until the arrival of mains electricity made most of them redundant, rusting relics of a pre-industrial era. But maybe in a post-industrial age, their waterfalling turn will come again. Who knows. 

Anyway, to close here's a new poem written just yesterday (on the Ides of March). Humouresque (though not to be sung), I don't much like poems with a lot of repetition in them - but hey, it's not about what I like...and the water keeps on falling. I hope it amuses in places, intrigues in others, provokes occasionally, but above all entertains. Let me know if it works for you. It's obviously capable of extension as well, so ideas are welcomed!

Water Falls
Unzip a cloud
water falls
Pull on the chain
water falls
Torture a prisoner
water falls
Fire alarm triggers
water falls
Lucifer descending
Angel Falls

Grieve for a loss
water falls
Sing in the shower
water falls
Edge of the world
water falls
Crocodile tears
water falls
Ides of March seer
Caesar Falls

Frozen pipes burst
water falls
Ice-bucket challenge
water falls
Weather for ducks
water falls
Day at the races
water falls
Becher's and Valentine's
Horseshoe Falls

Hose-piping flower beds
water falls 
Sat in the car-wash
water falls
Reservoir summer
water falls
Under rolling thunder
water falls
Oh shit Sherlock
Reichenbach Falls

When the dam breaks
water falls
Cry for the moon
water falls
Crank up the Handel
water falls
Mill on the Floss
water falls
Maids in the mist
Viagra Falls







Thanks for reading, S ;-)

19 comments:

Bruce Paley said...

Clever poem. I loved the real waterfalls. 👍

Mac Southey said...

Well Steve, since you asked: too many repetitions of 'water falls' in your poem for my liking, though I can see what you were trying to do and the last couplet of each verse is really clever. I particularly like Viagra Falls.

Helen Maitland said...

It's still raining this morning. What tedious weather. Still, your blog has amused me, specially the poem. x

terry quinn said...

I think you've excelled yourself on this blog. What an interesting read and funnily enough I was vaguely thinking of water as a closed system a couple of weeks ago but didn't follow it up. So, thank you.

The poem is great and just right. Don't change a word.

Nicole Barkhuizen said...

It's reassuring that the planet's reserve of water is fairly constant, just not great for those that don't get much of a share (large parts of Africa). Really well done with the poem, I loved it.

Rod Downey said...

Cleverly done with the poem, and I thought the repetition was intentional - like Chinese water torture. 😂

James Waterhouse said...

Well it certainly feels like there's more rain than there used to be. My water butt has been filled to overflowing for weeks and the ground is sodden. I liked your poem, some great images, and those ending couplets all made me smile, very clever.

Miriam Fife said...

What a wet and witty blog, and it's still raining. Miserable weather for the approaching Easter week-end. There's a line from Shakespeare (Twelfth Night I think, the fool's song) "For the rain it raineth every day". Some things clearly don't change.

Ben Templeton said...

It's still pissing down. Too true it raineth every sodding day! What a miserable spring we're having. Still, the reservoirs will be filling up nicely... sand your poem made me laugh!

Grant Trescothick said...

I bet you never expected this blog to be so topical. It seems to have rained every single day for as far back as I can remember. What a miserable run of weather. If there's not more water than there used to be, then it's certainly in the wrong place right now. Despite the prevailing conditions, I enjoyed your clever poem.

Anonymous said...

Great blog and I love a good list poem

Anonymous said...

Love Crank up the Handel!

Malcolm Drysdale said...

Still raining here Steve! I loved your deceptively simple poem with the clever twists at the end of each verse. Is there a Caesar Falls? I tried googling it without success.

Yvonne S said...

Interesting piece about the total sum of water. I'd really like to know if, because of the constant flow of energy from the sun, where all the free energy goes. I like the repetitions - and the ending couplets that shock you when you're expecting another

Bickerstaffe said...

8th wettest winter since records began (in the reign of Queen Victoria) and already March one of the wettest at 150% of normal precipitation for the month. What is going on? Records fall! Good poem.

Boz said...

How many will fall at Aintree today?

HM Laxmiben Hirani said...

Fantastic indepth poem of engineering of waterfalls without water we would be nothing truly from the past to the present times we still use this system.

Will Griffin said...

Well it's still bloody raining, so I'm not sure there isn't more water around than there used to be. Record falls! 😂

Binty said...

Love Viagra Falls. You're very funny.