written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Showing posts with label Paranoia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paranoia. Show all posts

Saturday, 19 July 2025

Laugh To The Max

Max was born in 1952. He was the creation of Pericle Luigi Giovanetti, a Swiss draughtsman, painter and illustrator of Italian and French parentage, born in Basel during the First World War. 

Among Giovanetti's earliest commissions were some cartoons which were published in 1951 in the British satirical magazine Punch. These were soon followed by the artist's defining creation, the wonderful Max, a marmot and the main character in a series of homonymous comic strip adventures, published initially in Punch but soon to break out into the wider world.

Max the Marmot by Pericle Luigi Giovanetti
Max was based on Giovanetti's love of the European marmot, then to be found in the hill country of his native Switzerland. (I don't know if there are any left... that could be a poem: 'Are There Still Marmots In Switzerland?') The illustrator depicted his anthropomorphic marmot in a steady stream of witty and wordless cartoons which soon became best-selling books the world over, for Max's humorous mis-happenings transcend the barriers of language, and have amused and delighted children and adults alike for generations now..

I still have a slightly marmot-eared copy of 'The Penguin Max', dated 1962, in which, across a succession of double-page spreads, good-natured but accident-prone Max engages in adventures ranging from four to a dozen story frames, all of which are beautifully sketched and very funny. 

My favourite is probably the strip in which Max writes a letter. I've had to reduce the scale of the scan to fit the blog, but you can probably click on the image to enlarge it and linger over the exquisite detail in each frame. 

Max writes a letter
I'm down south for the week-end, celebrating my elder daughter's birthday, looking through old family photographs and enjoying some time with my grandson, who is now walking. He's the happiest little fellow and a reminder that laughter  (a proper chortle in his case) arrives quite early in a child's development. He's not eighteen months old yet, but clearly finds all sorts of things funny, as did my elder daughter when she was at an even younger age (see below). Happy birthday. 

my elder daughter (and her mum) circa 1987
Today's poem is a steal and an extension from a joke doing the rounds on social media at the moment (for all poets are magpies). It's a marker of the times and an ode to paranoia.

Laughter
This evening I arrived home
to find the wifely one
sitting in the kitchen in the dark
nursing a large glass of white wine.

'Bad day?' I enquired solicitously.
'Not so loud', she replied sotto voce.
'Why are you whispering?' I asked.
Nervously, she enunciated softly

'Alexa reports on everything we say.'

I laughed, but my wife scowled.
The idea of Zuckerberg, Elon Musk,
some Chinese spies or Russian bots
monitoring suburban British houses!
 
Then I swear that Alexa laughed quietly, 
Siri, Telegram and Tik-Tok all chortled,
the refrigerator shook with silent mirth,
our kettle, microwave and toaster giggled.

Coincidence? The wifely one poured
another large glass and looked at me
with horrified eyes, while on the drive
the Tesla flashed its headlights twice

and somewhere nearby in the night 
a neighbour's TV chuckled like Muttley.

            

Thanks as ever for reading my stuff, S ;-)

Saturday, 3 December 2016

Heads Up: A Very Private Place

We all have to play the hand that has been dealt us - and this week's cards read 'A Very Private Place' . Hmmm. The temptation is to hold such cards close to my chest! However, here goes...

I'm hard to get to know - apparently. I've also been told that people find it difficult to read me, to know what I'm thinking, wouldn't like to play poker against me (not that I play poker, by the way).

I don't know what to make of such assessments. There are people reading this blog who've known me for over half a century, others for a matter of weeks or months. All of you are much better placed to pronounce on such matters than I.

When I was a kid, I used to worry that perhaps people could read my thoughts just by looking at me. Such disquiet (not paranoia exactly) probably derived from being brought up in a religious household, where God could supposedly see into everybody's hearts, minds, inner motives - and there was no hiding place.

I escaped from that particular institution.

However, I'll willingly concede that I'm quite a private person, happy to socialise but equally content with my own company; that I think a lot but don't feel the need to pronounce or spout off except on occasions (including the odd ranting blog); that my primary mode might even be contemplative rather than active.

I live in my head and it's a very private place, but one that I'm comfortable in, thank you.

I'm more of a poet than a politician. I choose words carefully, use them sparingly, occasionally write them down - and never talk in my sleep. I guess that's it really.


What more is there to say?

Just this. In case anyone thinks they can steal my thoughts, I give you the latest short but to-the-point tongue-in-cheek creation:

Caveat Vispillo*
Search elsewhere
for inspiration,
plagiarists.

There are no poems
left in this head
overnight!

*roughly translates as 'Night robber, beware!'

Thanks for reading, S ;-)