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Showing posts with label We Are Not Amused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label We Are Not Amused. Show all posts

Saturday, 2 March 2024

We Are Not Amused!

This is going to be a bundle of laughs! Whoever picked the topic? As an act of kindness, I'll keep it short. The end.

unamusing family portrait
I'm only kidding, of course. But to be serious for a moment, where does that word 'kidding' come from? Let us contemplate 'kidology' for half a mo. The Oxford Academic website has this to say:

"Many a new word has been coined in jest. Scientist was conjured as a facetious term for those engaged in scientific research. Indianapolis was a fanciful suggestion for the name of Indiana’s capital. Software was simply a play on hardware among early computer programmers. Whimsical coinage is especially common in the cybersphere where not just software but crowdsource, blog and blogosphere resulted from insider wisecracking. 

"Playfulness is an ill-appreciated source of neologisms in general. The linguist Allen Walker Read cited “jubilance” as a primary motivation for word creation. The widespread adoption of neologisms that originated as bon mots, punch lines, and flippant remarks generally surprises their coiners as much as anyone. This is more true than ever in a world where language is continually fertilized by whimsical bloggers, wisecracking comedians, and sundry quipsters who are less intent on expanding our vocabulary than on being amusing."

That's right. We bloggers number among the facetious tricksters and irreverent untiers of soberly strait-laced language and we should stand in proud defiance of tight-lipped and po-faced detractors. 'Never Be Boring.'

As for kidding (a noun in gerund's clothing), it can first be found in 1901 in the writing of one Hugh McHugh, a North American humourist, but it's generally accepted as being much older in colloquial parlance, with roots in both to tease and to treat someone as a child - the young being naive and gullible, naturally. And that really is all I've got to say on topic, apart from this slice of poetic silliness...

New Humor Bypass
Friday 13th July 2001, meteorologically propitious,
cloudless skies, hardly a breath of wind. However
not so astrologically auspicious, as events will prove.

Top story of the day: Beijing awarded summer Olympics
seven years hence. Meanwhile in this year of the snake
a four-lane highway is to open. The new Humor bypass

slithers around the historic town with the curious name.
High noon and there's a shimmer off the surface of this
pristine blacktop ribbon as the ceremonial cavalcade

lines up to roll, bunting sweating, engines revving, 
wagons bouncing on their brakes as the Sheriff intones.
A starting gun fires and suddenly  they're off and running

burning rubber, snorting petrochemicals, trailing clouds
of polluted Old Glory as they cleave this brave new route 
across the prairie without the tedium of traffic lights and

all that crosstown gridlock. But wait. Five miles down
the road, a shock. Isn't it funny how a bear likes ruining
man's best laid plans. There's grizzlies sitting all across

the tarmac, fathers. mothers. ancients, cubs, making picnic,
eating honey. toting guns and they're not going anywhere
anytime soon. Bewildered rednecks scowl and honk away

in the cauldron of the afternoon, tempers fizzle, engines
threaten to overheat, mothers scold as children mizzle. 
Of course they are not amused, and not even the arrival

of the AA can remedy the stand-off. As shadows lengthen,
five miles of cavalcade reverses from the rear and heads
off, taillights between its legs, unable to grin and bear it.

To get serious again, as a musical and visual bonus this week, because it's a fitting and moving riposte to the shameful killing of a brave man who stood up to the tyrant Putin, please have a watch of this: Natalia Gevorkyan tribute to Alexei Navalny I have to admit I shed a tear.

Thanks for reading. Embrace jubilance. S ;-)

Tuesday, 27 February 2024

We Are Not Amused - Let's Have A Laugh


The comment “We are not amused” is widely believed to have been said by Queen Victoria in response to an inappropriate joke or remark made by an equerry. I can’t help but wonder what the equerry actually said in front of the queen. If he was trying to make her laugh, perhaps he was shocked to discover it wasn’t acceptable. According to Queen Victoria’s granddaughter, Alice, her grandmother told her that she hadn’t said “We are not amused” at all. Alice and other young members of the royal family of the time loved Queen Victoria’s sense of fun, finding her jolly with a great sense of humour. She laughed a lot and was amused by many things, apparently. In her later years, she gave the impression of an austere woman with strict moral values. I expect that she held the moral high ground, but I think her facial expression after the death of Prince Albert showed her grief and huge sense of loss rather than austerity.

Laughing is good for us. Seeking amusement, we look for the comedy, the cheerful light-hearted recreations that will make us feel uplifted and happy. It is personal choice, we all have our favourites whether we are going out to be entertained or choosing what to have on TV. Sometimes, the really hilarious moments are self-made. This is definitely the case with my crazy family. Put me in the company of my wonderful niece and within seconds we will have sparked each other into squeals of laughter, usually about nothing, and I will be crying and rushing to the loo with comments about double strength Tena pads making me laugh even more. If her mother, my sister is with us, the hilarity is increased and the three of us are best left to it. We can’t help it. We still laugh at things that happened years ago. At my nephew’s wedding ceremony I broke the silence of a solemn moment with a very loud, giant snort. I will never live it down. I was trying not to cry and holding my breath then the snort just happened. The mirth has lasted far longer than his marriage did, sadly for him. My father had a ‘thing’ about curtains being closed correctly. Two curtains would have to meet exactly in the middle, the drapes had to be equal and the overlap had to be uniform all the way down. It didn’t matter who closed the curtains, he would have to give his finishing touch. Perfectionist. At his funeral service, my sister and I couldn’t look at each other as the curtains closed in front of his coffin. We were both thinking the same thing and finding amusement in the saddest of circumstances. It proved our resilience.

That is us. Amused and amusing at the same time, like lots of families. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert had a large family. I hope they laughed heartily at daft things and had silly moments like we do. I hope they broke the silence with a massive snort, or worse, and I hope, like us, they were amused more often than they were not.

I found this poem,

I’m not sure it it’s fact or rumour,
Queen Victoria lost her humour,
Deciding one day she refused
All attempts to be amused.

Some say it was indigestion,
Others claim that’s speculation.
I believe what’s widely known,
That she hurt her funny bone.

Phil Ward, 2012

Thanks for reading, Pam x