written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Showing posts with label journalism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label journalism. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 November 2014

Dark

For most of my working life I was gainfully employed by Eastman Kodak. I chose them as they were an ethical company. Their products brought joy, and better health, to millions for over a hundred years - happy snappers, amateur and professional photographers, motion picture makers, x-ray technicians. We'll pass quickly by the statistic that the armed forces were one of our biggest customers [for reconnaissance film-stock]. We'll also skate around the fact that Kodak developed the first digital camera in the 1970s but chose not to bring it to market for fear of triggering the historical inevitability that eventually saw the demise of silver-halide technology.


It's stating the obvious to say that photographic film and paper, by virtue of their light-sensitive properties, had to be manufactured in the dark - or zero ambient luminence as our American colleagues were wont to term it. What many people don't realise is that thousands of Kodak workers [and those of Agfa, Fuji, Konica] spent their working lives in total darkness on film and paper production lines. I was never on a production line, but I have experienced the conditions and such darkness is profound. These workers had pale skins and large eyes; they were the lemurs of the industrial landscape!

Because I worked for Kodak, I developed a keen interest in photography as a medium. I always preferred black and white images. There's a sense of the essence of what's being represented feeling more basic and profound, more powerful, truthful even, when shorn of the adornment of colour. Of course, colour is essential for capturing the beauty of life, nature, the universe but if you want to capture truth, then it's got to be black and white. Call me opinionated.

Today's poem was written as I pondered this black & white versus colour dichotomy and started to question the impact that powerful photographic images of the dark side of life - in newspapers, magazines, online, on tv - actually have on us, the 'consumers' of such images.

F.Stop The Moment
Dark grief,
negative relief,
pain in the grain;
graphic distress
encapsulated.
   
How do we respond,
well insulated as we are,
with our emotions plied
in palatable doses only,
always pre-arranged?
   
We hold your sorrows
in a frame
and feel a momentary pity
that will pass and leave us
free of vast dilemmas
which mean life and death to you,
but only filter through
our complex egocentric webs
as back page articles
or early evening news.
 
Thanks for reading, and have a good week, S ;-) 
 

Thursday, 29 August 2013

THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO RUPERT MURDOCH



In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was GOTCHA! And the Lord Rupert said let there be a Royal Family, and let enormous quantities of trivia and drivel be written about them, yeah even unto the point where a lobotomised amoeba couldn’t find it interesting any more, and let babies be born unto this Royal Family, and let the huge swathes of sycophantic, nauseating sludge written about them surpass even that written about their parents, even though these babies and their parents are about as interesting as a wet afternoon watching an endless slow motion loop tape of Phil Collins live at Selhurst Park.

And the Lord Rupert said let there be soap operas, and reality TV shows, and let each and every one be so mind-numbingly moronic as to make a wet afternoon watching an endless slow motion loop tape of Phil Collins live at Selhurst Park seem a truly uplifting experience, and let entire forests be destroyed and the very existence of our planet jeopardised in the endless vistas of retarded outpourings about these unspeakable transmissions.

And let there be enormous breasts, and endless bonking, and days and weeks and months and years of chauvinistic right wing propaganda, so that the people who like the bonking and the soap operas and the breasts and the royal stories get the politics as well.

And let any journalist who tries to stand up to the proprietor and editor in the name of truth, and integrity, and intelligence, and journalistic standards, be summarily dismissed, and cast into a bottomless pit of decomposing chimpanzee smegma, and let those journalists who suffer this fate rejoice at the great career move they have just made.

And the Lord Rupert looked at his work, and even he saw that it was a load of crap, but this was the enterprise culture and it sold millions so it was good. And on the same basis he decided to buy the whole world, and the earth itself wept, and little robins vomited, and cuddly furry animals threw themselves under trains, and the whole thing was filmed by Sky Channel for a horror nature programme, and the most awful thing was that this was just the beginning……

ATTILA THE STOCKBROKER



This guest post by Attila the Stockbroker came with the following introduction which is being placed at the end to avoid interrupting the joy of the work above:

I wrote this some years ago after one of Murdoch's subsidiaries took over publishing firm William Collins, which among other things has the rights to the New International version of the English Bible. Given Mr Murdoch's track record in journalism and publishing - he is like Midas in reverse, all that he touches turns to shit - I thought it was time for a New Revised Version.