written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society
Saturday, 30 August 2025
Wednesday, 27 August 2025
Work
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instrument made by J B Dancer |
One hundred thousand trillion joules
to turn an ice cap into mush
One hundred thousand billion joules
to erase a major Eastern city
A hundred thousand million joules
to run a car to death
One hundred million of the same
for Fire Brigades to reach the kitten
Ten million just to keep
December from cold feet
A hundred thousand joules for a mug
of tea – A hundred joules
for a second’s worth of War and Peace
Ten to raise a hand – to lift
an average apple to the lips
A single joule to shout the command
Half a joule to pull the trigger
Just one tenth to push the button
Almost zero to have the thought.
Mario Petrucci, from Flowers of Sulphur, Enitharmon, 2007
Tuesday, 26 August 2025
Work
Work, that necessary thing most of us have to do at some
point in our lives to earn money for our upkeep.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a teacher or an author,
or both. I played school with my dolls and teddies. One particular teddy was
always the naughty one and in trouble. His sums were wrong and his spellings
were atrocious. I was an early reader which triggered a passion for writing my
own stories. A love of ‘The Broons’ and ‘Oor Wullie’ educated me in Scottish
dialect which I sometimes used in my written dialogue – not always appreciated
by my teacher.
My mum was my mentor, my homework checker, my partner in fun
and my planner for my future. Everything went awry with her passing and I was more
or less left to go it alone. Floundering.
Dental nursing had never been on my list of possible occupations
or training, but somehow, and luckily, it happened. There I was, schooldays
over, thrust into the long days of a busy dental practice, 8.30 until 6 p.m. Monday
to Friday, with college lectures on Monday evenings. Those were very long
Mondays. A co-worker, who became a close friend, and I would take the bus from
Blackpool town centre to St Anne’s College of Further Education for two hours
of fascinating dentistry delivered by a local dentist, not the one we worked
for. I didn’t mean for that to come across as sarcasm. It really was fascinating,
and I was deeply interested and keen to do well. All this for £5.50 a week. Two
years later, and a bit more money, I qualified, then shocked everyone by
leaving to work in an office. Many years later, I returned to dentistry as a
receptionist.
When my children were small, I helped in their school. It’s
something I enjoy again as a volunteer since I retired. Too late to teach, but I’ve
still got skills to share and help to offer, especially in the library and
story-telling to infants.
I’m proud of my published work as a writer. I’m not a famous
author, not yet, but never say never, and I haven’t earned a penny from stories
or poems, but I have made some achievements. If anyone remembers the ghost
stories from the Haunted Hotel in Blackpool Illuminations, mine was included and
I’m still very proud of that.
Working With the Public
Most people are fine,
Others can be difficult,
Arrogant or rude.
My pleasant calmness
And my eagerness to help
Didn’t always work.
Even my best smile
With a positive approach
Failed on occasion.
I met nice people
It wasn’t all negative,
I made some true friends.
Life-long friends as well.
We all matured together
And share a close bond.
Now in retirement,
Life should be quiet and still,
But no, it isn’t.
There’s still work to do,
So many places to go
And new friends to meet.
PMW 2025
Thanks for reading, Pam x
Saturday, 23 August 2025
Brand Loyal...
Actually, what I can tell you about him and brand loyalties is that he has a few strange and unshakeable affinities, but as he's not here to stop me, I shall reveal all and ridicule him and them, if you promise not to let on.
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what it says on the box |
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Proust in three Penguin Classic volumes |
Wednesday, 20 August 2025
Brand Loyalty
‘Originally they (football clubs) were formed to give an expression of a community. They had players, coaches, back room staff and supporters (not fans). There was a place in the structure for anyone in the community to express themselves. Different communities had different values or reasons for starting a club. For instance Arsenal was founded by munitions workers and Birmingham City by a group of cricketers from a local church.
I’ve always said that
I’d never pay a penny
cent yuan dirham
to some multinational
who’s filed us under
Investment Opportunity
Stuff the Premier brands
the overseas money
stadiums named for profit
selling the shirts
selling the souls
If the Blues were taken
then I’d go non league
maybe Forest Green Rovers
Well now it’s done
dollars moving the ground
buying the players
buying the fans
Keep right on to
the end of the road
they know what they’re buying
as my nerves are wrecked
in an away match at Blackburn
Saturday, 16 August 2025
The Tea Set
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The Tea Set (Stanhope Gardens, Crouch End, 1965) |
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The Tea Set on stage (location unknown, 1965) |
Wednesday, 13 August 2025
Tea set
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my tea set |
Teapot – The main vessel for brewing and serving tea.
Teacups – Small cups designed for sipping tea, usually match the teapot in the set.
Saucers – Small plates placed beneath teacups to catch any drips and often used for placing small snacks.
Tea Tray – A tray used to collect excess water and spills, especially in traditional Chinese tea ceremonies.
Tea Strainer – A tool to filter tea leaves or herbs while pouring tea into cups.
Tea Infuser – A small device for holding loose tea leaves during steeping.
Creamer - A small pitcher for serving milk or cream with tea.
Sugar Bowl – A container for holding sugar cubes or loose sugar for sweetening tea.
Tea Caddy – A container for storing and preserving loose tea leaves.
Tea Spoon – A small spoon for stirring tea or adding sugar.
Tea Cosy – A fabric cover placed over the teapot to keep the tea warm.
Trivet – A heat-resistant pad or stand to protect surfaces from the hot teapot.
Lid Rest – A small tray or holder to place the teapot lid while serving.
Tongs – Utensil for handling sugar cubes or tea leaves.
Tea Towel – A cloth used for drying teacups or wiping spills.
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a fancy tea |
I don’t need a saucer, I have table mats for that as I have that mug.
I do have a tea tray but it’s only for taking tea from the kitchen to the front room.
I did go through a phase of teapots, strainers and infusers and the joy of a tea cosy (I still have three of them) but all that fuss. It’s Yorkshire Gold teabags now and milk straight from the bottle and sugar from the packet.
I’d never heard of a trivet before and why would I when I have mats with images of trains or a nice garden.
I have no idea why or what a Lid Rest is used for.
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trivet |
It didn’t start well
I’d poured milk in first
used a tea spoon
for the sugar
used the wrong knife
buttering a scone
and rhymed it with gone
I’d finished a cup
and reached for the pot
mentioned tea bags
and of course Yorkshire Gold
she pointed out that
I’d stirred the tea in circles
and to be fair she was smiling
we both knew that
we weren’t a match
but it was fun while it lasted.
Tuesday, 12 August 2025
Tea Sets - Celebration Cuppa
Aunt Tillie’s Silver Tea Set
“Take it,” Aunt Tillie insisted.
We sat side by side, our bare legs
Sticking to her plastic-wrapped couch
In that hot apartment on 34th Street.
“An heirloom,” Aunt Tillie said,
Showing the ornate tray in our laps.
“To pass down to your children.”
Who had absolutely no interest
Forty years later, to waste even
A minute with a polishing cloth.
So Aunt Tillie’s silver tea set
Goes to Goodwill
Along with my vintage china.
Aunt Tillie had been so sure
Generations would treasure
The chance to entertain in elegance.
But she spent her life, like I did,
Accumulating things that would one day
Be dumped for a tax donation.
Unloading my car, I see I am not alone.
So many others my age, discarding
Knickknacks we once though we needed
But now wish to unstick from our skin
Like the plastic on Aunt Tillie’s couch.
Jacqueline Jules is a poet and writer of children’s books. She lives in Long Island, USA. When I read this poem and realised that was exactly ‘it’, I felt relieved that I’m not alone and I need not feel guilty for doing a similar thing.
We had to pack things away to make space for our damp course to be replaced. This task also became a down-sizing project ready for that move we keep talking about. Emptying a display unit and a cupboard, I made the decision that the tea sets had to go. By tea sets, I mean family heirlooms and not items we had acquired for ourselves. A china tea set, painted gold, made up of cups, saucers, small plates and a sandwich or cake plate, with a milk jug and sugar basin, was a gift from the family to my maternal grandparents for their golden wedding anniversary in 1972. I remember the party and buffet taking place in their pub and I always thought I remembered my mother being there, but she had passed three years earlier. She must have been there in spirit. We had toasted the ‘bride and groom’ by drinking tea from the gold cups, some of us, anyway, and congratulating them on reaching fifty golden years of marriage. Or fifty golden years of constant bickering, but that’s another story.
The other tea set, also china, ivory coloured with tiny gold detail, belonged to my maternal great-grandmother. I don’t think it marked an occasion, it was hers and the two sets were kept together after they were passed down to me and my sister. I don’t know who had them first, they’ve been backwards and forwards, more recently ending up with me and nicely displayed in a glass cabinet. Until the great clearance.
My sister was quite sure she didn’t want them back and I could do what was best for me. Looking on Ebay and other online sites, I learnt that we weren’t dealing with treasure here. I would have to donate them to a charity shop where they would sit with other rejected heirloom tea sets for years. It was a very sad thought, but with the date for the start of the damp proofing looming up, there wasn’t much time for sentiment and the tea sets were bubble-wrapped and packed into boxes.
During this time, I had a welcome visit from a close friend of many years. We were overdue a catch up and a good gossip, which we did before moving into recent things like the state of our poorly house, the cost of the remedial work and being ruthless in getting rid of things. Someone in her family was about to have the share of a charity shop for a week, so she gladly took a box of DVDs and some clothes. When the tea sets were mentioned, it was music to my ears to learn that her sister did afternoon teas and might be able to use them, she would ask.
A few weeks later, on the other side of one of our trips away, I was happy to wash and re-pack the heirloom tea sets and send them to their new home where they might be used. Thank you so much, you know who you are.
Thanks for reading, Pam x
Saturday, 9 August 2025
Butterflies
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the heath fritillary i |
That brings me back to my little friend, the heath fritillary. One of the rarest of British butterflies, the heath fritillary (also known as “the woodman’s follower” because it was commonly found in woods that were traditionally coppiced), was on the verge of extinction in the early 1980s. Its last stronghold, on Exmoor, had declined due to a lack of woodland management over decades. Surviving in a few pockets of the south-west, annual counts once detected as few as four surviving heath fritillaries. However, timely intervention by the National Trust and Butterfly Conservation have brought it back from the brink through targeted conservation work on Exmoor. Dedicated habitat management of woodlands and heath has restored the conditions that allow this particular butterfly to rebuild its population.
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the heath fritillary ii |
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common cow-wheat |
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coppiced Exmoor woodland |
Friday, 8 August 2025
Schmetterling
We found you | in our special place | the one with all the rocks | the wild
you flapped and you fluttered | never sat still long enough| for me to see you
you kept me busy back at home | until I found you | Common Blue | not that
I don’t know | but I see blue things everywhere | flowers | they stand still for
And the Blaue Blume | could it be one of those | have I found it already