Love song for George Osborne

 By Ashley Lister

"I just heard that another poor person froze to death this winter!"

 If the world was going to end

I’d want to be with you

It’s not because you are a friend

In truth you make me spew

You’re slimy and too privileged

You’re a humanoid lump of poo

But if the world was going to end

I’d want to be with you.

If the world was going to end

I wouldn’t be forlorn

Yes, we might lose all humanity

But we’d be rid of George Osborne.

I know that it’s not really cool

To joke about Armageddon

But I’m not the only one who thinks

The only good Tory’s a dead ‘un.

So if the world was going to end

I’d want to be with you

Your politics drove me round the bend

You didn’t have a clue

But being with you at end of the world

Is a thought that gives me wood

Cos knowing that George Osborne’s dead

Would make any apocalypse good.