written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 27 March 2021

The Doorstep Challenge

They can be seen sleeping rough on the doorsteps of thousands of buildings across the country any night of the week, an indictment of our society. How many (apart from too many)? Gauging the size of the problem is a problem in itself. The official government statistic, suggesting the average daily number of rough sleepers in England in 2020 was 2,688, is ludicrously low. 

The homelessness charity SHELTER suggests there are over 250,000 statutorily homeless people in the country, not that many of them sleep on doorsteps, for there are friends' couches and floors, plus hostels and night shelters providing a safer night's sleep for the majority. Nevertheless, CHAIN (Combined Homelessness and Information Network) claims that 10,726 people were living on the streets of Greater London in 2019, the last time its outreach workers conducted a comprehensive street-by-street survey. And if there are over 10,000 in the capital alone, the figure for the whole of the UK will be embarrassingly and unacceptably high. 

The financial 'crash' of 2008 and a decade of Tory austerity measures are pointed to as significant contributing factors, as in a sense they are, but they are akin to the tip of a very nasty iceberg.  

Here are a few interesting statistics. The first is from the Land Registry and states that in 1990 the average UK household income was £20,000 per year and the average house price was £58,000. By 2020 average household income had nearly doubled to £37,000 per year but the average house price had leapt over fourfold to £240,000 (that's almost seven times annual income)! The second is from the Local Government Association which warns about the alarming decline in the number of council houses, the UK government's very creditable social housing initiative after WWII. There were 6.5 million in 1980 before Margaret Thatcher's invidious 'great State sell-off', the number had fallen to 4 million by 2000 and now stands at less than 2 million and the Tories' target to build more has fallen well short in every single year of the last decade. The third, from a recent survey of the rental sector, reports that the number of households living in private rented  accommodation has more than doubled in twenty years from 2 million in 2000 to 4.5 million and that by the beginning of next year nearly 6 million households - that's a quarter of the UK population - will be in private rented housing, as the percentage of people owning the  house they live in continues to fall.

That young people on good salaries are finding it almost impossible to buy a house of their own, given house price trends, ought to be obvious. That council housing is no longer the option and safety net it once was is also abundantly clear. That those surviving on a minimum wage and zero hours contracts are struggling to pay their way in the private rental sector ought to be equally obvious. No wonder that more and more people are ending up sleeping rough on doorsteps.

rough sleeping on the doorstep
That very nasty iceberg I alluded to earlier has been growing steadily more menacing since the 1960s and has to do with the shameless way that capitalism became unshackled from international regulation in the decade following WWII. I've recommended Oliver Bullough's book 'Moneyland' in previous blogs. It remains the best account I've read of how a small group of London bankers invented 'offshore' and gave rise to shell companies, opacity in the movement of funds and the obscene power of globalised finance now controlled and manipulated without check by gangsters and oligarchs who have raped their own countries and laundered multi-trillions of dollars with impunity, a lot of it in the purchase of property in the UK and other western countries. 

To quote from 'Moneyland': "Across England and Wales, more than 100,000 properties are owned offshore. It is impossible to say how many are empty, but perhaps as many as half the new-builds at the top end of the market are rarely used, according to one study. These are not houses for living in, but house-shaped bank accounts." 

The rampant, unlimited greed of laissez-faire capitalism is the iceberg, allowing a very few wealthy people to become insanely richer while the majority become poorer, not just in developing countries but in the west as well. Attempts by the USA and the EU to legislate against 'offshore' have only chipped away at the surface of the problem. It was a plan by the EU to introduce stricter controls over 'offshore' that was the principle drive behind the orchestrators of Brexit. It wasn't to do with 'making Britain great again' or taking back control to Westminster. It was a cynical ploy by High Tories in the ERG to make sure that they could avoid the tough new controls being planned in Brussels and if possible weaken existing measures even more, so that London could continue to profit from its role as clearing-house for corrupt parties the world over and so that their own considerable offshore millions would remain beyond the reach of the tax man.

Prior to Brexit and the arrival of the Covid pandemic, campaigning journalist Oliver Bullough and his friends organised what they called the London Kleptocracy Tour, a bus journey through the capital on which the guides "point out the properties owned by ex-Soviet oligarchs, the scions of Middle Eastern political dynasties, Nigerian regional governors, and all the other people who have made fortunes in countries that score low" for ethical governance and financial transparency. 

Post Covid and post Brexit, the skewing of Britain's housing market by the powerful forces of 'offshore' is only going to get worse. The gap between rich and poor is widening. The problem is endemic. One oligarch's empty luxury mansion equates to a dozen impoverished young men and women sleeping on doorsteps. People need to realise the connection and wise up to the fact that it is unacceptable - not that the current government is going to do a thing to redress the iniquity, not with the likes of Rishi Sunak (whose father-in-law is the billionaire owner of Infosys) as chancellor of the exchequer and prime-minister-in-waiting. We're all being conned, and if we want as a just society to rise to the doorstep challenge of homelessness and rough sleeping, we need to call out the issue and demand a fair political solution to a growing social problem.

Okay, rant over for now - but bookmark the information. It's time to lighten the mood. It's not often I attempt 'comic' poetry but I thought I might have a go at a bit of nonsense this week. Consequently, here freshly milked and unpasteurised from the imaginarium is my latest composition. I'm not sure if this is its finished form, but for now I deliver up this tongue-in-cheek poem as tribute to the fine milkmen of Harlech. You don't believe me?
Milkmen of Harlech, stop your dreaming, Every Cambrian cow is creaming, Can't you see those bottles gleaming? Time to man your floats...


Milkmen Of Harlech (Friday Variant!)
Geraint 'the Pint' (I know, you couldn't make it up)  
was king of a whole estate's quiet pre-dawn streets,
delivering a floatload, then back between the sheets
and dreaming of dairymaids before the world woke

just like twin brother Gwilym 'the Cream' (really!)
on the other side of town, job done and head down
as sleepy housewives climbed into dressing-gowns,
lit fires, boiled kettles, fetched bottles from the step

and rousted up the menfolk to another working day
before the kids all tumbling, grumbling and hungry
from their beds demanded to be fed, flashing angry
as siblings will when they get into each other's way.

Followed the quiet of mid-morning, broken only by 
the bristling industry of doorstep scrubbing, women
marking time before their milkman's second coming
on Friday afternoon, the weekly settling of accounts

from Thursday's wage. When 'the Pint' or 'the Cream'
rang bells, rapped knockers, coins and cheery chatter
were exchanged and the artful milkmen would flatter
with a happy swagger as was expected on this round

of door-to-door amassing of florins and half-crowns
and if a housewife was finding times tight, 'the Pint'
or 'the Cream' might wink, and give the subtlest hint  
there might be other ways to pay, though just in jest

for the Milkmen of Harlech are the Lord's very best,
will not take advantage where lesser milkmen might.
Flirting is mere harmless fun but adultery's not right, 
moreover Harlech wives were known to never yield.







'Moneyland' (sub-titled Why Thieves & Crooks Now Rule the World & How to Take it Back ) is by Oliver Bullough and is published by Profile Books - £10 well spent, in my opinion.

Thanks for reading, S ;-)

30 comments:

Luke Taylor said...

Sobering stats. It's obvious something is seriously amiss when the amount of wealth grows rapidly and so does the number of poor/impoverished people. I've no clue what the solution is though getting rid of Boris and all his cronies must be a start.

Jhilmil Breckenridge said...

I love this! ❤️

Boz said...

Corruption everywhere now, la! Just look at the latest mess here in Liverpool.

Stu Hodges said...

Aha! Another polemic - very good. It's been a while and I was worried maybe lockdown had blunted your ire. I agree it's deplorable so many people are forced to sleep rough but to echo an earlier comment, I'm not sure what can be done. I'm certain the situation will get worse once furlough and other Covid-related support payments end and mass redundancies occur. Your Milkmen poem amused.

F O'Jay said...

I was enjoying your poem until the last verse which didn't quite hit the right note for me.

Miriam Fife said...

A harrowing read and very well put together, Steve. I got quite angry reading it - but what is to be done? Your poem is very clever with some great lines. I agree with the comment above - not sure about the ending.

Steve Rowland said...

Fair comment from a couple of you about the poem. I did throw in the caveat that I wasn't sure if this would be the finished form...I just ran out of time (as can happen). I'm still thinking it over, so appreciate the feedback.

Anonymous said...

Interesting and challenging as ever Mr R.

Bickerstaffe said...

That's quite a read. Well-written though and it suggests that something fairly structural needs to be done to better regulate the housing market. Of course that would be a tough decision for a government to take and the pressure from vested interests in the private sector to thwart it would be immense. Your lively poem made me nostalgic not only for milk on the doorstep but for 'florins and half-crowns' as well. 😃

Lizzie Fentiman said...

OK, I don't get the whole Milkmen of Harlech thing. It must be a bit of Brit culture that I'm not tuned into, though it reads pretty good as a poem. As for sleeping in doorways there were some people doing in in London when I lived there for a while back in the 1970s so it's not a new problem but I'm guessing it gets worse year on year. You guys need to vote in a good socialist government.

Rochelle said...

Are there milkmen anymore? Even before the pandemic I can't remember seeing one for years, certainly not round where I live. I loved the wordplay and ideas in your poem and had no problem with the ending (shades of Dylan Thomas running through).

Jeanie Buckingham said...

Loved Milkmen of Harlech. Is the collective noun for milkmen a 'churn'? 😃

Ross Madden said...

Another powerful piece, Steve. As you've written before (if I recall correctly) the vast sums of money lost to the treasury through offshore tax avoidance/evasion would fund the welfare budget and enable the problem of homelessness to be solved at a stroke. I too love the poem just as it is. 👏

Jim Ketteridge said...

I'm with you in your analysis (Via Oliver Bullough) of skewed wealth being behind the world's ills. I'm tempted to read his book...what does he say is the way to take it back? I really like your comic poem (unusual abbc rhyme-scheme) and don't get what the issue is with the last verse.

terry quinn said...

What a splendid idea...journalist Oliver Bullough and his friends organised what they called the London Kleptocracy Tour, a bus journey through the capital on which the guides "point out the properties owned by ex-Soviet oligarchs, the scions of Middle Eastern political dynasties, Nigerian regional governors, and all the other people who have made fortunes in countries that score low" for ethical governance and financial transparency. I would defintiley pay good money to go on that.

Excellent article Steve. One day maybe the BBC might have a peek at the problem and stop getting just ‘financial experts’ on the Today programme.

Nice tight poem

Writer21 said...

This is such a strong article and resonates deeply. Thank you for the poem.

Max Page said...

A great polemic. I'll check out the book. I really liked your funny poem :)

Amber Molloy said...

I've not thought much about the causes of homelessness but your post makes a lot of sense. My uncle likes to tell about how he and my aunt bought a house in the early 1970s for £5,000 and it like doubled in price every 5-10 years: £10k, £20k, £40k, £80k, £160k etc until now it's worth best part of £1 million. It does seem insane, doesn't it. I enjoyed your Milkmen poem very much.

Myra DeJonge said...

Fantastic blog sets the issues out so clearly. Before I lived in the UK I always wondered what the fixation was with owning your own house because renting is so normal in Europe. Then when I discovered how HIGH rents are in this country I understand why people don't wish to pay £2,000 a month in rent (pour it down the drain) with nothing at the end of it and not even much security of tenure while they do so. I don't know who the Milkmen of Harlech are but I think your poem is lyrical and amusing. 👏

Deke Hughes said...

Thank you Steve. I'll take any poem in praise of my countrymen as a compliment, even our milkmen. Wales has great cheeses too, over 60 of them. If you like Camembert you'd probably enjoy Angiddy and now everything is internetted you can probably get it delivered to your Blackpool doorstep :)

Bridget Durkin said...

When it comes to the housing/homelessness issue I think it's a binary choice we face: selfishness or socialism, simple as that. Local elections next month. Wonderful poetry again.

Binty said...

Brilliant poetry, I loved it and the afterimage that indicated 'please call'. Very clever. The rest (the serious bit) just too much to contemplate at the moment.

Mitch Carragher said...

Another fine and well-reasoned blog. In December 2019 Johnson stated publicly: "It cannot be right in the 21st century that people are homeless or having to sleep on our streets, and this government will work tirelessly to bring this to an end." He promised £260 million would be made available spread across 300 local councils. That was before COVID. As you say Steve, the problem is only going to get worse. Let's see what actually materialises. I thought your poem was great, don't have an issue with the last verse - in fact quite like the ambiguity of it, the high moral tone of "the Lord's very best" undercut by the final line "Harlech wives were known never to yield."

Jen McDonagh said...

We still get our milk delivered daily to the doorstep, guaranteed supply through lockdown even when our neighbours have found supermarkets run out sometimes. Our milkman also brings eggs, cream and orange juice - and this week hot cross buns as well! The only difference really is it's all card payment and smart phones these days, no money satchel or little book. Your poem was delightfully amusing.

Bill Dexter said...

What a hard-hitting piece. I posted on another Dead Good Blog that milkmen have enjoyed a resurgence during the pandemic. Great comic poetry.

Mac Southey said...

Well said Steve. It's good to give this issue as much exposure as possible. I read one comment that said getting rid of Boris and his cronies would be a start but consider this: nearly 20% of all MPs are landlords, 25% of all Tory MPs are landlords and half of those rent our multiple properties (including Boris himself) so it should come as no great surprise that advances in social housing and rent control are so hard to achieve. Our "public servants" have too many vested interests!

Rod Downey said...

I enjoyed your poetic celebration of cow juice and those who deliver(ed) it to our doorsteps each morning :D

Olwyn Morgan said...

I love the poem!

Debbie Laing said...

I can only applaud your inventiveness Steve. Gwilym the Cream of Harlech milkmen - how wonderfully random is that? 👏

Steve Rowland said...

A number of you have asked what is the solution? According to Bullough in 'Moneyland' it is co-ordinated (i.e.) worldwide legislation to make it compulsory for the owners of companies and their assets to be named, so there is no place to hide. so that banks can't pretend dirty money is clean, so that countries with less strict financial governance can't go on being tax havens for those who seek to avoid paying revenues etc. It has been stated before - by others as well as by me - that the COST to the UK EVERY YEAR of FRAUD is at least £190 BILLION. To bring the required changes about requires the people i.e. all of us who vote in elections, to realise the nature and extent of the problem, and to support a political agenda to banish corruption from both public life (sleazy Tories) and from business institutions. That's a tall order.