written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday, 30 April 2022

Essence

When it comes down to it, life on Earth (and possibly pretty much anywhere else in the omniverse for that matter), would simply not be possible without water, the incredible magic that two atoms of hydrogen and one of oxygen can conjure up between them. And so for me water is the essence of life. We live on a wet planet. We are watery beings. This is going to be a water blog.

It's a pretty remarkable substance that, as we all know, exists abundantly in three states: solid (ice), liquid (it happens to be raining in the jewel of the north as I write tonight, watering our gardens, filling our rivers, returning to our lakes, seas and oceans from whence it came) and gas (clouds, steam, water vapour). All of this is fairly obvious, of course - which is why we so often take it for granted - but without it, crops fail, lands become dustbowls and living creatures die of dehydration. 60% of the weight of the average person is accounted for by water (which is why jockeys frequent the sauna to sweat off excess pounds.) What's the longest a human being can survive without water? I believe it's about 100 hours.

magical H2O
I'm sure we all learned in school that 70% of the planet's surface is covered with water. There are five oceans (Arctic, Atlantic, Indian, Pacific and Southern aka Antarctic), though in reality there is only one continuous body of water, because each ocean links to at least two others. Which, before the advent of the aeroplane, made it the natural way to travel between those landed parts of the globe that constitute the other 30%. In addition there are around fifty seas out there, many as sub-divisions of oceans (the Gulf of Mexico, Sargasso or South China Sea for instance), some as adjuncts (the Baltic and the Mediterranean are obvious ones), and some are completely land-locked (like the Caspian and the Dead Sea). They all share one thing in common: saltiness. Then there are the freshwater lakes that are just too numerous to mention. Nearly every country has some of these. I'm fortunate to be within a couple of hours travel of the Lake District. Finland, amazingly, has 187,888 of them!

Clearly, statistically, there ought to be enough water around for everyone and everything. It's just that sometimes it doesn't happen to be in the right place, which is where irrigation projects, pipelines, water  bottling factories and even desalination plants come in. They variously help take it to where it's needed and make it fit for consumption if necessary - for salty water is not particularly useful.

Many is the harrowing story of sailors adrift on ocean or sea surrounded by miles of water but none of it fit to drink. Ships set off with fresh water in abundance (originally in wooden barrels, latterly in tanks) but if there is a catastrophe and the supply runs out or the ship sinks and the sailors find themselves adrift, floating in a dinghy...

70% proof
...and it occurred to me to wonder exactly why drinking salt water is not a good thing (even in extremis ). Here's the reason (and it's all to do with diffusion and osmosis). We may not think of our bodily fluids as being salty, but they are. Try licking sweat or tears. However, sea water is almost four times as salty as our bodily fluids, and if we consume quantities of sea water our cells try and redress the 4:1 imbalance in salt concentration by osmosis, moving water from inside the cells in an attempt to dilute and equalise the sodium concentration outside the cells, causing the cells to shrink. At the same time, the kidneys increase the body's instinct to urinate, to flush out excess sodium, meaning that an individual urinates more water than (s)he is consuming and dehydration sets in. The body tries to compensate for fluid loss by increasing heart-rate and constricting blood vessels to maintain pressure to vital organs. Nausea and delirium ensue and if fresh water is not taken in to reverse the effects of excess sodium then blood flow to the brain and vital organs becomes further impaired, leading to coma, organ failure and death. Now you know. Water is the essence. Stay hydrated, people.

However, when it comes to Mer lore, the usual rules clearly don't apply. 

In Greenwich, Meantime...
...in the middle of a twinkling spring night
tarry waterfront taverns exhale their breath
of stale ale upon tangy estuarine air while
beneath the eaves of The Eight Bells, 
The Flower of Kent, The Golden Anchor,
The Sea-Witch, The Painters Arms and
a dozen more, drunken sailors loudly snore,
spiralling down into foamy sea dreams.

Some lie entwined with favourite whores,
others singly tossing on a tide of reveries.
Ocean bright meridian whispers salt the ears
of these leathery sleepers while their ships 
undulate in darkness on the greasy Thames. 
Among them a sea poet, rapt in the arms 
of his merlove, spouts his watery lay lines
until dawn's first seagull laughs him awake.

Still muttering the refrain Leileine, Leileine,
he takes up pen and notebook and adds hers
to the perfectly acceptable list of names for
mermaids to have. It is only later, after coffee
and a pipe, that he smiles to recall her shape,
the swelling of her belly, promise of his child.
For who on earth or sea could quite believe
it feasible that a mermaid should conceive?

tattoo artist unknown
That's all folks. Thanks for reading, S ;-)

62 comments:

Saskia Parker said...

I love the poem. ❤️

Ross Madden said...

Great blog. So many lakes in Finland, that's amazing. I really enjoyed your Greenwich poem (and I assume those are all actual pubs). 👏

Rod Downey said...

Prime Meridian Poetry!😃

Boz said...

Secrets of the deep, la.

Jen McDonagh said...

Good blog, Steve, though the dehydration details were distressing. I thought the poem was great, pleased you're back to your lyrical best after collage week :)

Gemma Gray said...

Your mention of there being enough water for all but it not always being in the right place etc reminded me of the outcry caused a decade or so ago by the CEO of Nestles (which makes millions from selling bottled water). I googled his quote:
“Water is, of course, the most important raw material we have today in the world. It’s a question of whether we should privatize the normal water supply for the population. And there are two different opinions on the matter. The one opinion, which I think is extreme, is represented by the NGOs, who bang on about declaring water a public right. That means that as a human being you should have a right to water. That’s an extreme solution. The other view says that water is a foodstuff like any other, and like any other foodstuff it should have a market value. Personally, I believe it’s better to give a foodstuff a value so that we’re all aware it has its price, and then that one should take specific measures for the part of the population that has no access to this water, and there are many different possibilities there.”
That's the voice of capitalism speaking about a natural resource and the essence of life as you rightly say. I was shocked.

Mitch Carragher said...

A lovely poem ("ocean bright meridian whispers"...) 👍 Is the Sea Poet your alter ego?

Martin Brewster said...

Enjoyed this, well written as ever and a great poem.

Billy Banter said...

Professor Brian Cox agrees with you...😂

Grant Trescothick said...

I like that your blogs often make us think about 'the fairly obvious' in fresh ways. This was very well written and I greatly enjoyed your clever Greenwich Meantime poem.👏

Debbie Laing said...

Cleverly conceived poetry - very nicely done.

Matt West said...

A refreshing read (well, someone had to say it pal). You write a good poem. Seagulls do laugh us awake. UTMP! 🍊🍊🍊

Hannah Wrigley said...

I love the way you write. "We live on a wet planet. We are watery beings." It's great. As someone else commented, we need to be reminded every so often of the amazing things we take for granted - like clean water at the turn of a tap. Thank you for doing that. There's so much to like in your latest clever composition: tarry waterfront taverns, meridian whispers, leathery sleepers, greasy Thames, dawn's first seagull laughs - fabulous.💚

Peter Jamieson Sinclair said...

Superb 👏👏👏

Dani Merakli said...

Lovely lyrical poetry. I gather mermaid tattoos are quite popular nowadays.

Peter Fountain said...

Fascinating. I googled Greenwich pubs just to see if the ones you name-checked are real. Silly me - of course they are, or at least were. There's a list of 86 historical Greenwich pubs that no longer exist as such (for instance The Eight Bells is now a betting shop). Well done for the research Steve, and for the brilliant poem. (I won't mention today's game!)

Roger Wakeley said...

Nice one Steve. 👍

Lydia Glezou said...

Yes, we are water. I have a mermaid tattoo but not as lovely as that one.

James Wilsher said...

A disturbingly graphic description of what it's like to die of thirst. A horrible death. Well done with the poem, though. A lovely flow of words and images.

Lesley Harrison said...

Loved the clever poem Steve.

Simon Pickford said...

Water, yes I try and remember to drink my 2 litres a day. Sometimes it's in the form of beer - which is why I love the lines "tarry waterfront taverns exhale their breath of stale ale..." etc in your rather fine poem. 👍

Celia M. said...

Beautifully written, beautifully illustrated and I loved the clever, lyrical poetry.

Tim Collins said...

An interesting read and a lovely poem. Your blog set me thinking. I wonder what the cost and economics of a desalination plant are. On the face of it such an obvious solution to lack of water in arid regions. Maybe water will become as expensive as oil.

Anonymous said...

"...watery lay lines...", Leileine, "bright meridian whispers" - and it's Greenwich. I see what you did there Mr R.

Nigella D said...

I absolutely loved the poem and the teasing question it leaves hanging about where mermaids come from :)

Toni Gresham said...

Fabulous poetry & a lovely mermaid.

Mark Hurley said...

Fifty seas? Wow! So where did the phrase about sailing the seven seas come from? A good blog and a delightful poem.

Sahra Carezel said...

Thanks for sharing. I love the salty sea reverie poetry. 💙

Zoe Nikolopoulou said...

I'm with the consensus here and love your 'Greenwich, Meantime...' poem. Clever concept, witty title, many brilliant lines and a lovely flow to it. For some reason it made me think of Dylan Thomas.👏

Bella Jane Barclay said...

Beautifully evocative poetry. I loved "undulate in darkness on the greasy Thames", and of course the clever conceit at the close.

Wendy Bateman said...

If mermaids existed, they would almost certainly reproduce like other viviparous sea mammals, e.g. dolphins. The tail is not a problem. Dolphins have tails and sex organs. They give birth to live young. I'm just saying...

Writer21 said...

What a delightful poem, Steve! It messaged the magic of myth! Your article was engaging too. I liked the science explained behind why not to drink sea water!

Jambo said...

Just a brilliant salty tail :)

Beth Randle said...

The sea, the sea! I've always meant to visit Greenwich one day. Next time we go up to London - your blog has inspired me. I loved the poem.

Marianne Gevers said...

My friend in England sent me the link. I enjoyed your blog and the lovely poem. Thank you.

Ozzie Blake said...

Oops. I thought the Sea Poet was a ship on the Thames until I got to the last verse! Anyway, a clever and a lovely poem. Thank you.

Bill Dexter said...

Great writing, love the poem. 👍

Geraldine Russell said...

I was captivated by your poem.

Caroline Asher said...

You're on message here Steve. I've been drinking more water since catching Dr Michael Mosley's 'Just One Thing' series of programmes on BBC Radio 4 recently, simple ways in which we can all improve our health. "Drink a glass of water with every meal" was his advice, good for the brain, good for the skin etc. I go to the loo more but I feel better all round. I really enjoyed your clever meridian poem.

terry quinn said...

What a fascinating blog. Thank you.

Excellent poem as well. What a title.

Poppy Deveraux said...

This is just so brilliantly written! And the poem is fabulous. Well done and thank you. 👏

Steve Rowland said...

I'm so pleased the watery blog and poem have gone over well. Thanks all for the kind and interesting comments. To those who have speculated, no the Sea Poet is not an alter ego. I love the sea and enjoy being by it and on it (sailing) but not in it - for I've never learned to swim and don't suppose I shall now. No frolicking with mermaids for me then ;-)

Tif Kellaway said...

What a lovely poem.

Mark II Ford said...

Another super blog, and another great poem.

Miriam Fife said...

I'm just catching up on the latest set of blog links you mailed out. I thought this was tremendous, Steve, and I love the poem. It reads beautifully.

Jools said...

Oh to be a mermaid now that spring is here...(LOL). Beautifully written. I loved reading your watery blog and the comments.

Richard Houghton said...

What a great blog and so much to enjoy in the poem.

Luke Taylor said...

Another fascinating post Steve. Interesting to hear the science behind dehydration. Also I keep reading that drinking a pint of water before you go to bed help with weight loss. Loved the latest lyrical poetry - gives new meaning to "chasing tail". 😃

Elli Vokali said...

I love it. We have a myth that when Alexander the Great died his sister Thessaloniki tried to drown herself but was turned into a mermaid and swims in the Aegean sea to this day. 💙

Carey Jones said...

Great blogging, Steve, and a brilliant poem. Thank you. FYI we've been to the Royal Museum at Greenwich where they have quite a lot of mermaid-related stuff. There's even a section on their website which I link here in case it's of interest: https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/what-mermaid

Chloe Tudor said...

A most instructive water blog. I shall heed your advice. I love the clever poem too.

Lynne Carter said...

Such a super blog and sound advice. Not for nothing is coffee always served with a glass of water in Mediterranean cafes. I love your atmospheric meridian poem, such lyricism in the flow of words.

Lisbeth Tex said...

Magical. I love everything to do with mermaids, such a fascination.

Steve Rowland said...

As it happens, Mermaids is the blog theme in a couple of weeks' time ;-)

Valerie Marchant said...

"We are watery beings" - what a lovely phrase. I enjoyed your blog so much (dehydration details apart) and will take the health-tip to drink more water. Your poem is fantastic. 👏

Helen Maitland said...

Great writing, fabulous poetry. Your blogs continue to delight.

Emily Blythe said...

A brilliant read - just the thing for such a hot day. I absolutely love the poem too.

Kevin Sterling said...

Now we are being warned about drought in the UK after the driest June/July on record. Water (the essence) will soon become weaponised. Meantime, what a fabulous poem.

Jay Henderson said...

Well I don't want to die of dehydration! It sounds ghastly. I really enjoyed the poem with its litany (is that the right word) of old pub names, and of course the teasing implication.

Ray Shotton said...

Excellent blogging. We really do take water too much for granted. I've just read this in the morning newspaper: "The source of the Thames has dried up during the drought, with river experts saying it is the first time they have seen it happen, while forecasters warn of further high temperatures to come." We should all be alarmed at the implications.

Dennis Hamilton said...

Are there fresh water mermaids? I think I'd prefer one of those to a salty one :D An excellent blog and I greatly enjoyed your poem. 👏

Clay Franklin said...

Plenty of water around at the moment. What a shit summer, eh? Still, enjoyed this and it's a great poem - love all those pub names.