written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 9 April 2022

Out Of Control

Hmmm.  Out of control  is this week's allotted blog theme. It begs the rhetorical question "where to begin?" 

Daily Covid-19 case numbers are at record levels. Thankfully the vaccination programme is mitigating the worst effects on people's lives, though the UK has the highest daily death rate in the world at the moment (a fact that is not given wide publicity)! 

Or what about those sickening reports of Russian soldiers committing atrocities against the civilian population in Ukraine, bombing homes, hospitals, schools, raping, torturing and executing ordinary Ukrainians for not welcoming the invasion of their homeland with open arms and garlands of flowers? 

Then there's the most recent IPCC update from the UN's climate scientists, published earlier this week,  warning that the world is on "the fast track to disaster" and it's "now or never" to implement the changes needed to restrict the increase in global warming to 1.5 degrees.

But I suspect for most people the pressing concern is the escalation in fuel and domestic energy prices, already rocketing and set to rise further later in the year. Coupled with the knock-on effect on the cost of just about everything else, it's going to make life extremely tricky for millions of people, exacerbating the widening divide between the few who have so much and the many who have so little.

It might seem simplistic to say that those who are in control have allowed things to get out of control, but it's true. What's more, they have permitted this because frankly it is to their advantage, the oligarchs, the powerful industrialists, the right-leaning political establishments. 

Unfortunately it's also true that we have permitted them, because we handed them a mandate at the ballot box. How many years of Tory-imposed austerity have we suffered? At least a decade's worth. And is there anybody alive who still seriously thinks Brexit was anything other than a con and a costly mistake?

We need to get things back in control on so many fronts. It's a daunting prospect. Where to begin? Well, there are local elections in many parts of the UK next month. Maybe that's a good starting point, an opportunity to back a different, more ecologically sound and socially equitable way to manage how everything works.

Here as a distraction from all that angst is a painting by one of my favourite artists. By the way, did you know that the post-impressionists were accused of being out of control for painting in the manner they did? Hmmm.


To conclude, here's my latest poem. I assure you, it's bang on theme.  

Says Anne
Dressed in black frock-coat and bowler hat,
he saunters the evening boulevard, carrying
a painting under his arm; instinctively stops
and looks back over his shoulder.  Precisely

then, the children throw their stones at him,
mocking this incongruous form who wisely
ducks without delay into a nearby archway,
rings a doorbell, which happens to be mine.

I don't care who it's by, says Anne, you can't
hang another picture up.  I won't allow any
more holes drilled in my walls; the house is
riddled with so many, it may well soon fall!

The above is all true, actually, with the exception of the imaginative join in the last line of the second verse. The first part derives from my reading of a biography of one of the greatest post-impressionist painters (you've surely picked up the clue as to who); the second is a wry reminder of how topsy-turvy life could be with my most recent, (variously controlling and out of control), now ex- wife. 
  
Thanks for reading, S ;-)

31 comments:

Ross Madden said...

Spot on with the analysis and the stealthy advocacy for social democracy. And the poem is brilliant! πŸ‘

Binty said...

I've unplugged everything! Love the poem. πŸ˜‚
PS. Does your ex-wife read your blogs?

Bella Jane Barclay said...

I echo your heartfelt big hmmm - tough times for sure, but your poem made me smile :)

Anonymous said...

A cogently written broad-brush analysis. One aspect of the ballot-box mandate that needs urgent attention is proportional representation. For the Tories to gain a massive 80 seat majority in 2019 (365 seats versus Labour's 202 and 83 to the rest combined) is outrageous when you look at votes polled by the main parties - 13.9m Conservative, 10.3m Labour, 5m the rest. Electoral reform is needed!

Bill Dexter said...

Haven't we seen a massive decline in the quality of both political debate and political competence in recent years? Johnson and his cronies are out of control, that's for sure. Your clever poem made me laugh, so thank you for that.

Deke Hughes said...

Yes. 2022 is turning out to be another shocker. I really like your latest poems (have commented on the Villanelle separately). You seem to be enjoying temporal mash-ups at the moment - Says Anne (very clever) and the one in your recent Concrete blog. It's an intriguing slant. At least you haven't had that 'madness' to cope with in the last few years!

Nigella D said...

Paul.... πŸ˜ƒ Great picture, great poem. You are in control!

Alistair Bradfield said...

Taking back control was the laughable Brexit tagline. That turned out to be a disaster. I totally agree we need to get rid of this bunch of thieves. Clever and amusing poem.

Steve Rowland said...

Binty, I've no idea if my ex-wife reads my blogs. I very much doubt it, though if she reads this one she'll surely recognise herself ;-)

Mitch Carragher said...

Maybe the silver lining of the energy crisis is that we'll learn to be less wasteful and greener, though the idea that people might have to choose between eating properly and keeping warm is scandalous in the fifth wealthiest country in the world. Nicely done with the poem. πŸ‘

Seb Politov said...

Inflation! 30 year high at 7% and going up. Is that out of control? I'd say so. Government policy not fit for purpose. As you say, next month's local elections are an opportunity to change direction. Well done with the poem, I thought it was really clever.

Gareth Boyd Haskins said...

2022 is a wrong'un and no mistake. Bring back 1922. My great grandma was a flapper!😏

Debbie Laing said...

It sounded like the CEO of BP was almost begging the government to impose a windfall tax. A big opportunity missed there. I loved the latest poem. It's a really neat idea (but I'm glad you explained it as well).

Harry Lennon said...

Fortunately, warm days are here for a few months, so the pain for domestic users will be somewhat deferred. I hope the Tories get battered in the local elections. It's an intriguing poem. Do I take it you ex was a bit of a handful (I don't know how else to phrase that)?

CI66Y said...

Your poem amused me. I remember you ascribing such incidents to "the madness of Queen Anne". Metaphorically she was right I suppose, but not for the 'reason' she gave (LOL).

Brett Cooper said...

Covid rates only peaked here recently (end of January) and are still very high. It's hard to say it's out of control because the vax has made a big difference. Energy prices have gone up (maybe 3%-5%) but certainly not rocketed like in Europe. Well done with your poem, clever and funny.

Billy Banter said...

What is it with wives and walls? Mine used to try driving me up one! πŸ˜‚

Jade Keillor said...

My Dad used to say "never speak ill of the divorced"... but I can't help it either (LOL).

Jenny Grant said...

'Says Anne' - what a witty poem, I loved it. And yes, a big 'Hmmm' is the appropriate reaction to the state we are in right now. I voted Green at the last two elections and will be doing so again.

Anonymous said...

Even the bosses of energy suppliers are fearful of this going out of control. Worrying times. We need a change of direction.

Jayne Moorhouse said...

very good, thank you 😊 I like it x

Dominic Mahon said...

It's particularly galling that we handed the Tories such a huge majority at the last election. It begins to look as though they are utterly secure in their lying, their incompetence, their dubious commercial practices for at least another two years! Never again, please.

Paul Jones said...

Thanks for sharing. This was a good read. I wonder how much of what's happening will turn out to be self-regulating - people being more careful with their use of light and heat, spending on basics because luxuries are unaffordable etc. It might, of itself, lead to a bit of a re-set and maybe even make people question the nature of the runaway train that is capitalism. I like the wry poem.

Jambo said...

Top blogging, great poem.πŸ‘ And yes, let's kick those Tories out!

Hannah Wrigley said...

Yes we all feel the pain. Will the mess we've brought on ourselves in the last few years make people take integrity in politics more seriously in future? We can only hope. I think your poem is delightful, by the way, such an original notion and what witty wordplay.

Tony Sedgwick said...

Fascinating to read that Cezanne got pelted with stones by kids. That can't have done much for his self-esteem. I love the way you've segued that incident into a poem about picture-hanging and your experience of domestic strife.

Andy D. said...

Steve, I remember this from 5 years ago in The Sun: LOST THE PLOT Headteacher branded a killjoy for telling pupils to dress as CRAYONS on World Book Day. Kelly Warren, mum of a pupil, said: "All parents have been told that this year the children must not dress up as their favourite book character. Instead they've all got to go to school dressed up as a crayon," snapped outraged Kelly. "It's totally and utterly ridiculous! This has never happened before and most of the children are annoyed they can't choose for themselves what character they want to be." The Headteacher had the same name as your ex...I supposed it wasn't a coincidence.

Sophie Pope said...

Ouch! I loved the poem, it made me smile. You are so witty. πŸ˜‚

Steve Rowland said...

Thanks everyone for the generous feedback to date.
Tony: Cezanne was a complex figure. He was sure of his own genius but was also very modest with it and certainly know what it was like to be under-appreciated, even despised by many in the aet world. History has vindicated him.
Andy: you did well to spot that at the time. I didn't but then I don't read the Sun. You are right, by the way.

Louise Bowdell said...

I love Cezanne. I used to have a couple of posters of his still life paintings (one with green apples, one with onions and a wine bottle) that I bought when a student and moved with me through various house shares over a couple of decades. Of course they were always put up using blu-tac, so no walls were holed. I didn't know about him being stoned by children though. It's an intriguing poem.

Neil Warburton said...

There is a widespread sense that everything is out of control. At least and at last Johnson is getting toppled though I have no great faith that his successor will be much better for the country. I think ordinary people have to get more educated about and involved in politics again. That was a brilliant title for your poem and a most entertaining read.