written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Tuesday 24 January 2023

Tamping - Forget the Coffee, Get the Teapot

 

I’ve just been trying to read an article about what happens if I tamp expresso too hard. I quickly lost interest and gave up. On the occasion that I might have a cup of coffee, presently once a day, it is from a jar of instant Nescafe Gold. It will do for me. Visitors to my house can have the same, or choose between regular Nescafe or decaf. At the moment, there are still a few sachets of instant latte lurking in the beverage cupboard, left over from when we thought them a good idea. Nescafe, of course, but unwanted, not liked, still in date. I’m baffled by coffee menus in Costa, Starbucks and similar. On reading the first sentence of that article, I'd satisfied  myself I’m not missing out on anything. I don’t need a coffee maker or a tamping mat, though the mat could possibly have other uses.

Morecambe promenade, circa 1960. Sunday morning with my visiting grandparents always involved going to church – Sunday School for me – then a stroll along the front to what I think must have been Nanna Hetty’s favourite café. We had cups of coffee, even me at age five or six. It was either to warm me up on a cold day, or the huge glasses of squash were considered too much. I enjoyed these excursions and remember feeling quite grown up having coffee and popping two light-brown sugar cubes into the cup. I don’t think there was any fuss about choice. Coffee was coffee and in our house and Nanna Hetty’s house, it was in a small, round tin, in powder form. A few years later, when I was old enough to go to the shop by myself, I sometimes bought an individual sachet of instant Nescafe for a few pence. This was old money, pre-decimal. It was just the coffee, not the ones with added milk powder that are available today. I wonder then, when did all these types of coffee and the use of tamping mats come about?

Italian brothers, Sergio and Bruno Costa started their coffee bean roastery in London around 1971 and opened their first coffee bar in 1981. In Seattle USA, the Starbuck team of business partners Jerry Baldwin, Gordon Bowker and Zev Siegl were doing the same thing around the same time. Fifty-plus years later, they are both globally established, offering a long list of different coffees, keeping their baristas busy with their tamping mats. My daughter doesn’t generally like coffee, maybe a caramel latte, but on a short holiday in London when she was about fourteen, she carried a takeaway Costa cup everywhere as it seemed to be the thing to do. And she didn’t walk with us, she was either a little in front, or a couple of paces behind. Funny that.

Well, those of you with tamping mats, coffee makers, even percolators or coffee bean grinders, you know what you like, so enjoy. I'll have a pot of strong tea. A good builder's brew.

My Haiku,

Who wants a latte?
What’s ordinary coffee?
Is it a flat white?

The Barista’s job,
What is tamping all about?
What is expresso?

Why a tiny cup?
I’ll have English Breakfast Tea,
Yes, tea. Very strong.

Thanks for reading, Pam x

9 comments:

Billy Banter said...

Someone told me anyway there's more caffeine in tea than in coffee. We're being conned.😛

Penny Lockhart said...

I've never heard of tamping, or tamping mats. And the whole coffee thing is getting silly with these expensive George Clooney promoted pod machines that promise infinite coffee possibilities.

Steve Rowland said...

Might you be starting a tea v coffee war with this one? (LOL) I prefer coffee to tea, but it has to be ground coffee and I make it in a cafetiere, so no tamping required - that's just for espresso machines. And I'd rather have no coffee at all than drink instant.

I've just read BB's comment and it's not true about there being more caffeine in tea. An average cup of coffee has 2 to 3 times as much caffeine in as an average cup of tea.

I did once try a triple-espresso in a Java cafe in Seattle - couldn't get to sleep for over 24 hours!

Dan Ewers said...

Tea is the drink of Empire (just saying). And builders! 🤣 I enjoyed your haiku.

Ailsa Cox said...

I'm not for taking sides in the tea versus coffee debate but one thing I've always found strange is that so many people pour loads of milk and sugar into whichever one they drink. It's almost like they can't stand the taste without it.

Brizette Lempro said...

I love the old-fashioned tin (memories of when I was a girl) and your funny haiku. Yes the world of coffee is over-complicated now, but it remains a simple pleasure for me to brew two strong cups every morning with our breakfast rolls.

Jenny Grant said...

Two cups of strong black coffee a day are meant to help keep dementia at bay.

Mel Pearce said...

This was an enjoyable read. I'm so glad we moved on from cafes serving instant coffee. The Gaggia machine changed all that, even though I agree it's got a bit pretentious recently with all the different types and names on offer.

terry quinn said...

I'd never heard of tamping mats either. Also had no idea that Costa started in London.

I have a very small ambition to find the best Moccha in the world, well, the UK.

Yorkshire tea. With milk and two sugars. Strong. Milk in first. Mug.

Excellent haiku.