by Ashley Lister
1 You shall have no other social media networking sites before
Facebook.
2 You shall not do the Twitter shit (unless you feed Twitter links through
to your status updates).
3 You shall not take the name of Dr Zoidberg in vain. [NB- this might not be the bloke's name. check it before going to print]
4 Remember to check your messages every day.
5 Honour your father and your mother and don’t post photos
that are likely to cause them embarrassment, just like you would not want them
to post photos that would cause you embarrassment.
6 You shall only defriend people when they really piss you
off. Or post status updates that contain grammatical errors.
7 You shall not post raunchy comments on photos of people of
the opposite sex unless you’ve ticked the ‘it’s complicated box’ under relationship
settings.
8 You shall not steal cool statuses and try to pass them off
as your own.
9 You shall not photo tag friends in porn images.
10 You shall never click on the ads because they’re a pain
in the backside.
4 comments:
I think this is pretty spot on.
Cracking post
:-)
Not sure I can resist 8?
I have to admit, I'm guilty of breaking a few on this list and number 8 is one of them.
Ash
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