Vegan vs Bacon

 by Ashley Lister

 If you know a vegan

And think that this might cause him harm

There's a chance that you could cure him

With a bacon barm

Everyone loves bacon

Except the pigs who die

To have their flesh turned into meat

That on the barm cakes lie

Everyone loves bacon

Except the swine now dead

Whose meat's smothered in ketchup

Between two bits of bread.

Everyone loves bacon

It's the bestest bit of pork

So kill a sow and chow chow chow

And lick him off your fork.

There's lots to be said for bacon

It's probably good for your health

So have a corker and eat a porker

Just don't make a pig of yourself