Much as I love technology, and spend a big
chunk of every day with eyes on a screen, fingers flying across a keyboard,
sending the next text, email, tweet or WhatsApp message, I'm still sad at the
demise of the personal letter. There's
nothing to beat the sound of a big, fat envelope landing on the doormat, the
first sight of the handwritten address and the excitement of freeing the folded
paper inside.
When I was about eleven or twelve, we were all
asked, during a particularly boring French lesson, whether we would like a
penfriend. Most of the boys declined, grinning and shaking their heads,
but several girls, including me, accepted the offer. And so for the next
few months Sabine and I corresponded sporadically, telling each other in broken
French and pigeon English about our families and our hobbies. As far as I
remember it never got any more interesting than that. Little did I think
that one of Sabine’s letters would end up contributing to my sex education.
It happened like this (and I still cringe,
fifty years later, when I recall the incident): It was another boring
French lesson. We were learning about past participles, and as the
teacher turned to write on the blackboard I quietly reached into my bag and
drew out the letter from Sabine that had arrived that morning. Holding it
beneath the desk, I began to read it when Miss Hyde’s voice rang out from the
front of the class, “Jill Carrington, what have you got there? This is a
French lessson!” she bellowed. There might even have been a piece of
flying chalk aimed at my head, which was an accepted short, sharp shock in
those days. “It’s a letter,” I stammered. Miss Hyde shook her head
in despair. “That’s nothing to do with this lesson,” she said, holding
out a hand for the offending article. Indignantly and with some bravado,
I said loudly, “It’s a FRENCH letter.”
I wasn’t prepared for the roar of laughter from
a group of boys on the cusp of puberty, looking for sexual connotation in any
comment. I was confused. I didn’t understand why it was so
funny. Miss Hyde glared at the boys, snatched the letter and moved on
swiftly. It was only at playtime when my best friend explained to me the
meaning of ‘French letter’ that the full humiliation hit me. I don’t
remember if I replied to Sabine but I do know that particular pen friendship
didn’t last long after that.
Just a few of the letters I've kept over the years |
Every parent has probably got a box or a drawer
crammed with sweet notes from their children.
I’m no exception. The wonky
writing, the misspellings, the innocent sentiments, ‘I love you mumy I am sory
I didunt meen to eat that biskit….’
Those days are now so distant, we will never get them back, but it’s a
touching reminder that our children really were once cute. The missives from
the children and grandchildren are probably the only love letters I've ever
received. When the future husband and I
were separated for a summer at the beginning of our relationship we did keep up
a fairly frequent correspondence, although his letters were filled mainly with
rundowns of the latest football match, and the most romantic phrase after his
signature was always a jaunty 'Up the Rovers.'
I would have been flattered, thinking it was some sort of secret message
just for me, but I’ve seen it on all letters and emails since, including those
to every North West NASUWT member when the husband was local secretary. I’m not sure how many Burnley supporters subsequently
defected to the NUT.
Letters have always held a special place in my
heart. My mum and dad are of a
generation that thought nothing of penning several letters a week. Between ‘O’ and ‘A’ levels I went to work in
France for a few months. This was the
first time I’d been away from home for longer than a week and I was terribly
homesick. My days revolved
around the postman’s regular visits – and those thin blue airmail
envelopes with my mum’s inimitable handwriting on the front. In the privacy of my room I would read,
through hot, fat tears, the descriptions of the mundane family life I was
missing so much. ‘I took John to the
barber’s, he cut it a bit short…… Dad and I went into Palmers Green, had a
coffee and a Danish pastry in the Baker’s Oven…….Grandma and granddad called
round and we walked over to Broomfield Park….we sat by the bandstand and had an
ice cream…..’ For a few moments I was
back with my family, amidst the arguments and laughter and the everyday. I still have a wooden box in the attic
containing a neat pile of thin blue envelopes with my mum’s handwriting on the
front. They sit alongside my eldest son's 'blueys from when he was posted to Afghanistan with the RAF. I didn't care what they said, I just cared that he was still alive to send them.
My dad’s letters have always had a more
philosophical slant. No descriptions of
haircuts or visits to the park, these are letters full of advice, sympathy,
condolences, usually after an upsetting split with a boyfriend, problems with
bringing up three young children (‘they’ll grow up..’) and once, notably, when
I was going through a particularly distressing depression and could see no
light at the end of the tunnel ('..hang on in there, it WILL get better.' It did). That
letter, written from the heart by a fellow sufferer, is in a drawer next to my
bed, crumpled, creased and smudged with tears.
It’s almost too painful to read now that I've come out the other side.
My grandma and granddad were married for nearly fifty years. They obviously loved each other to have stayed together so long, but I never saw any obvious signs of affection. My granddad was the stereotypical henpecked husband, with grandma nagging him most of the time. So it was a surprise when the house was cleared after their deaths and a large pile of love letters was found, mainly scribbled on the backs of old envelopes or beneath shopping lists. The notes, mainly from granddad to grandma, and only occasionally reciprocated, were touching in their simplicity. Fifty years of reassuring grandma that despite her damaged childhood and its repercussions for the rest of her life, she really was lovable and loved.
I'm hoping that when our house is eventually cleared after the husband and I have passed away the children will find our letters and shed a tear at that romantic phrase at the end of each letter, 'Love Dave, Up the Rovers.'
A short haiku this week, which I hope conveys the feeling of receiving a personal letter.
The Letter by Jill Reidy
A short haiku this week, which I hope conveys the feeling of receiving a personal letter.
The Letter by Jill Reidy
The thud on the mat
Eyes note script, envelope rips
Anticipation
Thanks for reading Jill
Thanks for reading Jill
1 comments:
What my boys will think of my letters from my school friend who went back to the USA is anybody's guess or the stories I have written via my f/b page which I have printed out.. I have the feeling they will be burnt unread, that is men for you..LOL.
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