“This morning I resolved to bake
A Mary Berry drizzle cake.
Down your way the sun may sizzle,
Round here there is heavy
drizzle.”
Pam Ayres, from Twitter
We have eaten the last crumbs of my home made Simnel cake.
It lasted surprisingly long, for any cake in our house, but we were also
working our way through an abundant supply of hot cross buns. They were on
special offer of two packs for half price or something like that and we couldn’t
resist. The thing is, there are only the two of us living here and a limited
time to eat them. Actually, no one else in the family likes anything with fruit
in, so we weren’t obliged to share. For visiting family, I made some plain buns
with icing on top, which my grandchildren call ‘Nanna cake’ and enjoy
devouring.
My Nanna Hetty made the best currant cake I’ve ever known.
She had it in a tin in her yellow kitchen and always gave me a piece after I’d
eaten all my tea. She passed away when I was eight. My memories of her are
precious. I loved spending school holidays at her bungalow and she enjoyed
looking after me. My currant buns are good, but not a patch on her delicious
recipe.
We were so lucky to have the generous gift of a perfect
wedding cake. Three tiers of dark, rich fruit cake baked and decorated by my
friend’s mother. It was a beautiful work
of art and tasted divine.
Last year, on the run up to Hallowe’en, I was given some
home-grown pumpkins and looked for something to make instead of pumpkin pie and
pumpkin soup. I discovered a recipe for pumpkin loaf, a sweet, dessert bread
which was equally good plain or buttered and with or without dried fruit.
Home-made cake is the best. I have made Victoria Sponge
birthday cakes for my children and now I make them for my grandchildren. I tell
them that I put lots of love into the mixture to make them extra special. I
hope I’m also baking happy memories, like my Nanna Hetty did.
I found this poem,
Cakes in the Staffroom by Brian Moses
Nothing gets teachers more excited
than cakes in the staffroom at break time.
Nothing gets them more delighted
than the sight of plates
piled high with jammy doughnuts
or chocolate cake
It’s an absolute stampede
as the word gets round quickly,
And it’s “Oooh” these are really delicious
and “Aaah” these doughnuts are ace.
And you hear them say, “I really shouldn’t”
or “Just a tiny bit, I’m on a diet.”
Really, it’s the only time they’re quiet
when they’re cramming cakes into their mouths,
when they’re wearing a creamy moustache
or the jam squirts out like blood,
or they’re licking chocolate
from their fingers.
You can tell when they’ve been scoffing,
they get lazy in literacy,
sleepy in silent reading,
nonsensical in numeracy,
look guilty in assembly.
But nothing gets teachers more excited
than cakes in the staffroom at break time,
unless of course,
it’s wine in the staffroom at lunchtime!
than cakes in the staffroom at break time.
Nothing gets them more delighted
than the sight of plates
piled high with jammy doughnuts
or chocolate cake
It’s an absolute stampede
as the word gets round quickly,
And it’s “Oooh” these are really delicious
and “Aaah” these doughnuts are ace.
And you hear them say, “I really shouldn’t”
or “Just a tiny bit, I’m on a diet.”
Really, it’s the only time they’re quiet
when they’re cramming cakes into their mouths,
when they’re wearing a creamy moustache
or the jam squirts out like blood,
or they’re licking chocolate
from their fingers.
You can tell when they’ve been scoffing,
they get lazy in literacy,
sleepy in silent reading,
nonsensical in numeracy,
look guilty in assembly.
But nothing gets teachers more excited
than cakes in the staffroom at break time,
unless of course,
it’s wine in the staffroom at lunchtime!
© 2005, Brian Moses
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