Rudolph took my muse

My turn to have writer's block this week I'm afraid. I've been a little overwhelmed with all I have to do in 2 days for my 3 little monkeys and Uni and something's had to give.

So I'll leave you with this, why the hell is Rudolf's nose bright red and bulbous? Do reindeer even have cute little button noses which can change colour? How did he manage do make his red, Vodka? Did he trap it in a door? Does Santa clamp it in a vice every year for the sole purpose of lighting his sleigh? Hmmmmm. It's just not right.