A cool draft snuck in through the peep hole from across the
mere. Athena lifted the head of her boa
constrictor from her lap and wrapped the rest of its length around her neck. Its forked tongue flicked against her ear
lobe as it whispered into her ear. The goddess
smiled at its cynicism. From the hard
wooden bench she retrieved her hip flask and then sighed as she felt the dram of
whisky warming her throat.
Athena’s gaze swept across the flat, smoky lake. Neither wing nor wind disturbed the ashen
surface. As the gloaming transformed
fire tipped trees to coal black clouds, a movement to the west caught the
goddess’ eye. Gleaming like a battalion
and screeching like a sorrow of widows, the polished flock swept in towards the
lake; a catastrophic congregation. Fountains of water and blood raged about the
birds as they landed, ripping into the remains of limbs and a partly clothed torso with beaks of bronze. The largest bird threw the gaping head of a
shocked-faced man into the water where it floated for a moment, staring in
horror at the rusty sky.
A hooting from the sycamore behind her alerted Athena to the hero's presence in the doorway. Heracles
ducked into the hide and squeezed onto the bench beside the goddess. Steam rose from his meaty thighs and
she could hear the dull squeak of his molars grinding together. She imagined his shock of blonde curls, repressed beneath the ubiquitous black hood. He smelt of cannabis resin and Lynx body spray.
“Still here then?”
Athena asked the hot-blooded youth, her constrictor undulating towards
his shoulder.
“Nowt else t'do.”
The youth replied with a shrug. "Birds been killin' all me mates, so..."
“They’ve been breeding fast.
How will you bring them all down?”
Heracles gestured to the bow at his back. Fair enough, Athena thought, he’s damned
quick this kid. Got Dad’s talent for
shooting his load in rapid succession.
So many bastards…
“Go for it love. Make
it a decent show.” Athena passed him a
bronze rattle and Heracles looked at it with undisguised contempt. He held the instrument up to his ear and
shook it once. Inside a ball of bronze,
something hidden awoke. From the small
object came a sound like a mountain cleft in two by an axe of glass. An almighty crack which shook the walls
around them and sent a shockwave rippling across the surface of the mere. The Stymphalian birds froze. Silence smothered the town for miles around. Heracles smiled.
“Go on.” Athena
nudged the golden boy and he launched himself out of the hide and ran down
towards the water. The goddess laughed
as the hero shook the rattle like a gleeful child, sending the ferocious birds
up into the sky, where they circled, shooting their sharp metal feathers like
missiles at the interloper. They never found
their target. Athena took another long
drink from her flask as she watched the hero’s arrows connecting with their
targets. The twang of iron ripping through soft copper breasts.
Athena captured the moment when the last bird fell down
across the sky towards the water; a furious trail of copper and bronze. She attached the photograph to a text message
to Ares along with the words:
‘Something worth
crowing about? ;) xx’
Photograph from: http://www.prestonsociety.co.uk/2012/01/first-field-trip-of-2012.html
3 comments:
'As the gloaming transformed fire tipped trees to coal black clouds' that is a great line. I am jealous. I love this tack you're taking with the Greek gods in the Fylde. I am a highly impressionable individual so I warn you now, if this carries on you may find me dressed in a toga, carrying a spear, knocking on the door of Aphrodite's strip club demanding to see the goddess! It shall be all your fault, Vicky.
Great writing and I'd really like to see all these pieces together one day. And once again, your storytelling evening was brilliant. You're giving me the bug to dig out my old mythology books again :)
Clever, saucy and entertaining.
Not bad for a woman whose dissertation is in next week.
Ash
I love this take on Greek mythology, and of course Blackpool. I've never really read any Greek mythology so this has given me the urge to start. Great post Vicky :)
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