Snog, Marry, Avoid
To Snog
To lock in amorous union
To exchange saliva
To be a teenage couple in a bus stop
To press lips so hard
To become a seal of secrets
To Kiss Helena Bonham Carter
To Marry
To lock in spiritual union
To exchange vows
To be a couple that faces the world together
To love so hard
To become a force nature
To say I do to Kate
Bush
To Avoid
To unlock any possible connection
To exchange insults
To be as far away from each other as possible
To hate so vehemently
To become a vat contempt
To stay clear of Pearce Morgan
3 comments:
Kate Bush? You have surprised me.
Good selection.
I'm surprised that you wouldn't want to marry Helena. I'd marry Helena. And Kate. But not Piers. Ugh.
The snog/marry choice was tough
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