written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 25 September 2021

Keep On Running

Once again I'm struck by the way in which a theme - Keep On Running - selected and sequenced months ago, manages to chime with the latest breaking fiasco in the legacy of the lunacy that was Brexit. I refer, of course, to the shortage of HGV drivers, 100,000 is the figure being bandied about, since the UK left the EU and made European workers less than welcome here. British workers didn't rush to fill the void, disproving the notion that migrants had been "taking British jobs". This is a scenario that was flagged up in 2016 in the run-up to that infamous referendum, so the haulage industry and the government have  had five years to plan to avoid this happening. The former were concerned about the cost of improving pay and conditions for drivers; the latter were in denial that there would ever be a problem.

There have been empty shelves in supermarkets for several months, sometimes due to logistical issues in the supply chain and a lack of HGV drivers, sometimes due to another shortage of EU migrant workers in a different sector of the economy, on British farms and market gardens. Fruit and vegetables have been left to rot unpicked, milk has been poured away when there was no transport to collect it. Most growers highlight the crisis but their appeals, too, go unheard. As a result, they are scaling back planting plans for next year - so either produce will be in short supply again or we will look to import more from Europe. And of course the net effect of all of this is that the price of food has been steadily climbing for months and inflation is now set to rise at double the rate originally forecast by the Bank of England.

The irony of the latest labour shortage is that the government is proposing granting 'temporary' visas to European truck drivers - talk about trying to have your Brexit cake and eat it too. Oh, and there may be a shortage of turkeys and brussels sprouts at Christmas. The hot rumour is that Boris Johnson in person has asked Brazilian President Bolsonaro for a special deal to supply the UK with Brazilian turkeys! What a joke. What an enormous carbon footprint. What a shitstorm! 

Britain after Brexit
For how long can this bunch of incompetents (the Conservative government under BoJo) keep on running on empty? There never was a proper plan, never a decent roadmap, just a naive (or deeply cynical depending on your perspective) desire to arrive at some phantom land of hope and glory. I long for the squealing tyres of a major u-turn, but I suspect we're stuck with this nonsense for decades to come. 

It's not just Brexit. That was merely the metaphorical car-crash waiting at the end of forty years of careening privatisation and deregulation under the Tories' laissez-faire capitalism. That fact partly explains why our domestic fuel prices are three times higher in the UK than in continental Europe, not just now with the hike in  gas and oil prices, but consistently over decades since the sell-off of the key utilities under Thatcher; why our manufacturing sector has shrunk by 75% since the 1970s; why our public transport networks are fragmented and expensive to use compared to the continent; and why our state pensions are only a quarter of what they are in France, Germany, Italy or the Netherlands. 

How many have conveniently forgotten what the Mayor of London said in 2013?: "...most of our problems are not caused by Brussels, but by chronic British short-termism, inadequate management, sloth, low skills, a culture of easy gratification and underinvestment in both human and physical capital and infrastructure." Those are telling words, spoken not by Sadiq Khan but by his predecessor, Boris Johnson. Suck the irony out of that one.

On to less bitter musings. Forton Services (near Lancaster on the M6) boasts a Grade II listed building - see below - in the hexagonal shape of its elevated restaurant and sunroof. Completed in 1965 at the dawn of the new age of the British motorway network, the Pennine Tower as it was known was built to resemble an airport's control tower. It housed an American-style waitress service restaurant-diner with stunning views over the local countryside and a sunroof. Owned by the Rank organisation, it aimed to provide space-age facilities for the new breed of motorway travellers as they headed to or from the Lake District (and all points north or south).  

Forton services, M6 Lancaster
It also became very popular with local families and courting couples who would take to the motorway specifically to dine in the tower or enjoy a beer on fine days on the sunroof (all before the drink-driving laws and the breathalyzer were introduced). I first encountered Forton in its prime when visiting friends at Lancaster University.

It was stunning and futuristic, a symbol of  the brave new world that the 'swinging sixties' was ushering in, a consumerist age of espresso machines, tubular chrome chairs, formica-topped tables and neon lights. The carpark still boasted Austins and Aston-Martins, the occasional Bentley, E-type Jags, Hillmans, Morrises, Rovers, Sunbeams, Triumphs and Wolseys... and Minis of course, with not a French, German or Japanese vehicle in sight.

Sadly the tower soon proved more white elephant than cultural totem. Overtaken by new safety regulations (there being no alternative exit from the restaurant in case of fire) and undercut by the proliferation of burger bars and coffee shops, the Pennine Tower was permanently closed to the public in the 1980s. It has been used since, by Moto who took over Forton Services, as an elevated store room.

Hopes were raised in 2012, a quarter of a century after its closure, when the tower was granted Grade II listed building status that preservation and renovation might follow. Nearly a decade on, all that has happened is one lift-shaft has been restored and the exterior has been repainted in its original colour. It stands as a reminder of aspirations under-realised in a country that since the end of World War II gave us the illusion of moving forward while actually progressing less quickly than all of those around us, for the reasons Boris Johnson articulated above. No wonder so many are seeking solace in the 'memory' of a more glorious past. Still, we keep on running and maybe, eventually, the lesson symbolised by Forton will be learned. I thought a concrete poem, topped by an acrostic, would be fitting testament. Here goes...

Service
Station
Formed of concrete, chrome and glass, formica tops
On every space-age dining table in this spectacular eyrie of a
Restaurant designed to make Englishmen think we're on the very brink.
Trough of  Bowland and sparkling Morecambe Bay  seducing with views
Of this green and pleasant land even as asphalt ribbons unfurl.
Never mind that environmental time-bomb a-ticking
as perched
on high in
hexagonal
splendour
that fluted
reinforced
pillar,  like
a mythical
atlas, holds
 us heavenly

Thanks for reading, S ;-)

38 comments:

Ross Madden said...

Powerful prose, Steve. I never knew Johnson said that. Just shows what an unprincipled chancer he is. That's capitalism for you. Interesting info and clever poem about Forton. Another great blog. πŸ‘

otyikondo said...

On reading this, in particular the first section, I was seized with an overpowering urge to clap rythmically, wave my arms, and chant: "Tell it, Brother Steven! Tell it on the mountain! Tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it. And reflect it from the mountains so all souls can see it!"

Since I was changing my shoes at the time in the golf club carpark, after a pleasant round in the autumn Finnish sunshine, this was not altogether appropriate behaviour, but I can assure you that I hummed these words MOST VIGOROUSLY under my breath.

On the "stuck with this nonsense for decades to come", thing, I take it to mean you do NOT think the UK is now moving towards a catharsis-rich catastrophe (in the Greek tragedy sense of the word) after a rather slow and tedious build-up since 2016. Won't this winter bring an end to all the nonsense?

Never went to Forton. Watford Gap, yes. Roy Harper wrote a saucy song about it.

Mac Southey said...

Well said Steve. Brexit is the disaster that just keeps giving. Every week when we think it can't get any worse, it does. I just wonder now, 5 years on, how many of the 17 million who voted for it would still do so, how many of the 16 million who voted against it feel any differently now it's happened, and how the 13 million who just could not be bothered to vote at all feel about the shitshow as you so aptly term it.

Jen McDonagh said...

Brilliant in every respect, from your excoriating analysis of our post-Brexit woes through the thumbnail sketch of post-imperial decline to the feature and poem about Forton. Bravo.

Binty said...

Fiercely topical. I also liked the poem (and the tomato sauce squeezer). πŸ™‚

Rod Downey said...

Pulled no punches there Steve. Great blog and I liked the ambivalence implied in your clever concrete poem.

Beth Randle said...

You should be a political columnist. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Steve Rowland said...

Ha! Beth, I am. The blog is the column ;-)

Nigella D said...

I love the Forton concrete poem.

Dan Francisco said...

Your Johnson is really cocking up, as you say in the UK! Since we got rid of Trump he's on a league of his own. When can you all vote him out? That line in your poem about asphalt ribbons reminded me of Neil Young's eco-song Here We Are In The Years: "allow another boulevard to claim a quiet country lane, it's insane".

Deke Hughes said...

Powerful stuff Steve. The pic of the decrepit car (on life support) says it all. I've passed that control-tower structure various times on journeys up to Scotland but never knew that it had been a restaurant, always thought it was some motorway control observation centre. Well done with the concrete poem. Getting form and content spot on is never easy but I think you've succeeded admirably.

Malcolm Drysdale said...

Well said! Brilliant analysis and a lovely irony-threaded poem. I used to drive a Sunbeam Rapier.

terry quinn said...

I suspect that you may have been pulling your punches in the first half of the article. That quote from johnson should be repeated on every tv and radio prog. But it won't be.
I thought the car was yours.
That fact about no alternative exit from the Tower is amazing.
What a very excellent poem.
Keep Right on to the End of the Road

Charlotte Mullins said...

I remember as a girl Forton being built. Our Mum and Dad did exactly as you describe, took us there from Lancaster for treats. I love the concrete poem.

Bickerstaffe said...

Well said! Great profile and poem on Forton/Pennine Tower too.

Seb Politov said...

Great post, cogently argued. I agree with your assessment of the current 'shitshow' but I would like to think people will realise they've been sold a pup and demand changes sooner rather than later. I really hope we're not stuck with this party in charge and these policies indefinitely. Decades is too long. Nice piece and poem about the service station.

Dan Ewers said...

The only plan was to stay in power. Xenophobia (anti-immigrant, anti-European) was the ticket to victory for the right-wing of the Tory party to trounce the liberals in its ranks, achieve Brexit and shift the country even further to the right with Boris as figurehead. It was a sad day when working men and women allowed themselves to be so duped.

Billy Banter said...

Brazilian Turkeys... pre-plucked? πŸ˜‚

Boz said...

Sound rant that, la! Tories out. Just need a decent opposition IMO.

Peter Breslin said...

Is is a coincidence that your concrete poem looks like an atomic explosion? I really liked it, by the way.

Max Page said...

Good to read you're still giving those bastards hell.

Ben Templeton said...

A timely swipe at the terrible Tories. I see hardly anyone from the EU has applied to be a temporary HGV driver (not surprised) and the army is being brought in to drive petrol tankers. Bloody Brexit! And now more accusations of slush fund sleaze donations to Tory coffers.

Matt West said...

What is it with service stations on the M6? Blackpool Gazette just had a piece about Tebay Services on M6 in Cumbria, another place worth making a special visit to for its farm shop, excellent locally sourced food, beautiful landscaping. (Didn't say if they've got petrol and diesel or not.)

David Spencer said...

Spot on Steve. Question is: how best to get rid of this bunch? I note that in Hungary all the opposition parties are aligning specifically to try and oust that far-right bastard Viktor OrbΓ‘n at the next election. Great poem about Forton (and loved the tomato).

Trent Walderman said...

How rubbish was bumbling BoJo's conference speech yesterday? He's an embarrassment. I totally buy your impassioned analysis of our woes.

K. Worth said...

I was expecting to read about the Spencer Davis Band (LOL) but this was so much more riveting and an excellent read. I don't know Forton but I like what you've done there. Thanks for sharing.

Grant Trescothick said...

I enjoyed your latest pointed rant, as I always do. The shitastrophe gathers momentum. I wonder how much longer they (Tory scum) can keep saying "it's not because of Brexit!" Just like them to claim credit for turning it round if that ever happens...and I share your concern that the knockback will impact for years to come. I see the latest twist is the likelihood that thousands of pigs will have to be slaughtered and out into landfill. That's Brexit, not swine fever. I hope the Farmers' Union delivers a few porkers to Cameron! Just to add... I really liked the stuff about Forton and your clever 'concrete' poem.

Anonymous said...

Your picture of the old wreck of a vehicle speaks volumes.

Bill Dexter said...

Excellent analysis Steve. As you say, we've had this coming to us for a long time. My impression is that most of us spend too long thinking about the present, many of us spend too long thinking about the past and very few give any constructive thought to how the future is shaping up. I'm not familiar with Forton Services but your depiction of it in prose and poetry strikes me as an apt metaphor for the Golden Age that never really was.

Simon Pickford said...

Boris Johnson is an embarrassment full stop. He's a lying narcissist who dares compare himself in his own judgement with Churchill. The sooner we get shot the better. Trouble is all the halfway decent candidates to replace him have been bullied out of the fray.

Mike Dell said...

I loved your scathing prose. I also liked your piece on the Pennine Tower and the clever poem you've made of it: some great lines. (Oh, and the plastic tomato.)

Phil Townsend said...

Thanks for sharing. I thought your concrete Service Station poem was wonderful. πŸ‘

Emily Blythe said...

A great and justified rant! I loved the profile of Forton as well (which I did visit a few times back in the day) and the ambiguity of your clever concrete poem. Thank you for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Concrete on concrete. πŸ‘ Oh and pi$$ off Boris Johnson. πŸ‘

Lois Hayburn said...

I love the Service Station concrete poem. Forton is such an iconic building, something from a sci-fi landscape. ❤️

Mary Jane Evans said...

As children we always used to beg our Dad to stop at Forton services if we were driving up to the Lake District or to Scotland. πŸ™‚

GV (Vance) said...

Boris can do one! It's a national scandal and a shame on the country that he was ever elected. The evidence of his chicanery and incompetence is there for all to see. I enjoyed your rant against him and liked the profile of the Pennine Tower at Forton and the excellent (and cleverly appropriate) concrete poem. Great blogging.

Mike Flanagan said...

Brilliant invective. At least Johnson has been forced out. Now we just have to rid ourselves of the Tories. I loved your 'concrete' poem, very cleverly done.