written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Saturday 9 March 2024

The Magazine

Anybody who knows a smattering of French might hazard a guess that our word  magazine  has got 'magasin ' (shop or store) somewhere in its ancestry, and they'd be right, though the French took it from the Italian 'maggazino ' (storehouse) which in turn was derived from the Arabic word 'makazin ', and all before the invention of the printing press in the 15th century.

So when and why did a word meaning shop or storehouse get appropriated as the name for a printed publication? And not any sort of publication, for a magazine is different from a journal, a newspaper, a pamphlet and a book - though curiously, when I had a paper round in my early teens, the magazines we delivered alongside newspapers were not known as such  but as books (don't ask me why) and comics were a separate beast all together.

comic readers outside the store, Manhattan 1947 (photo credit: Ruth Orkin)
We were never allowed comics as children, certainly not Beano or Dandy, frivolous rags, nor the slightly more upmarket Eagle and Victor, and not even Boy's Own (which had begun life as a religious publication) or Look and Learn, which billed itself as an educational magazine. I am still brimming with remembered indignation as I write this. Our pocket money was not ours to do with as we wished!

Good heavens, we weren't even allowed a television set until I was nearly eleven years old - and that only because my younger brother was always sneaking off to other people's houses to watch it and my parents never knew where he was - so when my school friends were all chatting about Blue Peter, Bootsie and Snudge, Fireball XL5, Noggin the Nog or Whirlybirds, I didn't have a clue.

But back to magazines. It is believed that they were so called because they were repositories of collected articles, a storehouse of writings that were not news but were pieces of topical interest by a variety of authors. They were published at regular intervals, not daily like newspapers, but weekly, monthly or quarterly (thus earning the additional tag of periodicals) and they were often available on subscription to guarantee a core readership.

The first documented example of a publication worthy of the name magazine appeared (fittingly enough) in Germany in 1663. Published monthly, the Erbauliche Monaths Unterredungen was a  literary and philosophical trailblazer. It was followed by such titles as Gazette de France, The Scots Magazine, The Gentleman's Magazine and a host of famous names, Harpers, Life, Punch, The New Yorker, Tatler, Vogue, magazines catering to every demographic, hobby and lifestyle.

As for my own love affair with the magazine, that began with The Beatles Monthly in the early 1960s. In this respect, in common with so many other facets of life for us teenagers, the Beatles were our impetus for going against the strictures of our parents and generational conformity. It was a small but vital battle which saw me insisting on my right to spend my pocket money as I saw fit. The Beatles Monthly (also called a book, note), cost the princely sum of 1/6d per month. I was loyal to it for the majority of the decade, and how I wish now that I'd had the foresight not to bin the lot some years later when my parents moved house.

Airfix Magazine (for plastic modellers) was soon consuming another 2 shillings per month as the 1960s rolled on, testament to my main hobby of making aircraft construction kits and was joined along the way by something called Profile Publications, a series of monographs each one devoted to a different classic aeroplane. I donated all of those two sets of magazines to the Modelling Club when I left school in 1971, on the way to becoming a young man - who now read Mayfair, the satirical Private Eye and Rolling Stone (see below) alongside International Times and Marxism Today. We men are such complex creatures.

60 years a slave to the periodical
There was an extended period from the 1980s into the new millennium when I not only purchased magazines but wrote for them as well as a freelance music journalist, though that's a whole other tale. 

Suffice to say that my magazine reading habits have largely centred around my abiding interests in rock music, football, social and political commentary with occasional forays into the world of science. Q was a staple for a while, as were Dark Star, Freakbeat and Nuggets but then along came Uncut, Shindig! and MOJO. I did sell my entire collection of Q (issues 1 to 150) a decade or so ago, Ditto Dark Star,  The house on the strand does not have room enough. My elder daughter gave me as a birthday present a subscription to MOJO for several years - see above, the periodical has just about come full circle - but I declined to renew it this year because I worry about the trees. We have online for so much now.

Funnily enough, I never bought or subscribed to poetry magazines. On reflection, that may have been a strange omission. And now, having been a member of the Poetry Society for s few years, I receive The Poetry Review on a quarterly basis, though I rarely dip into it. Is that a shocking admission? Perhaps we should move swiftly on!

To finish this week's edition, here's a new poem, a skewed take on... 

Top Shelf Titles
He chooses this shop because 
he knows the CCTV is broken 
the owner told him so,
nonetheless he's always in disguise
false beard, shabby coat, hat.
He's not exactly furtive

though others may think him that
as he hangs back diffident
until the coast is clear,
his surreptitious manner
born of caution, for one can never
be too careful nowadays.

Finally he stands alone
before the racks of publications
a proliferation of gaudy pap
and reaches up to the top shelf 
stocked with magazines in brown bags
only their titles showing through slits.

They're placed high up by order
so as not to tempt, offend
or worse still corrupt and incite:
New Scientist, Politics Today, Nature.
He chooses this month's Literary Review
and always pays in cash.

Footnote in self-defence: I'm sure sharp-eyed readers will have noticed that Mayfair (as illustrated) also carried informative articles e.g. about the author William Burroughs, interviews with the likes of Michael Caine etc.☺

Thanks for reading, S ;-)

17 comments:

Ross Madden said...

I enjoyed that immensely Steve. So many parallels (just not the music journalism bit) and the poem provided a clever surprise. 👏

otyikondo said...

Ah. Yes, indeed. So the late great Ian "Lord Upminster" Dury's delightful ditty Razzle in My Pocket should really have ended on the line: "...With The Criterion in my pocket as the second prize".

Jacq Slater said...

A good read, I think all the Beatles Monthly magazines were re-published at some stage. I remember buying a few issues from my local newsagent in the early 1980s, having missed all the fun first time around.

Billy Banter said...

You did well to avoid the poetry magazines. 😂

Nicci Haralambous said...

I don't envy you your childhood, but you appear to have turned out all right. I admire your honesty and smiled at the line "We men are such complex creatures." And your poem had me fooled right up to the reveal. Very good.

terry quinn said...

I'm so pleased that someone else remembers, even if you couldn't watch, Whirlybirds.

Fascinating research into how magazines began.

I had no idea that The Beatles had a monthly mag.

That's a lot of magazines you were subscribing to. I've never heard of most of them.

How about fanzines?

Best thing you can do with Poetry Review is to give them to Kate for cutting up.

Excellent poem.

Rod Downey said...

Interesting information about the origins of magazines, much earlier than I would have thought (and I was a history teacher). I'd have guessed 19th century. Like you I never did comics though I used to sneak read my sister's Jackie for insights into the feminine psyche (LOL). I used to read Melody Maker and NME but I suppose those were weekly newspapers and not magazines. When I was a teacher subscribed to 'History Today' for many years but I parted company with my collection when I knew I was going to be retiring. I too thought your poem excellent.

Debbie Laing said...

I used to read The Face when I first moved up to London. Do you remember that? A music, fashion and arts magazine of the 1980s. Also Time Out. I'm more of a Good Housekeeping girl these days! I enjoyed your blog (always do) and rally like the witty poem.

Penny Lockhart said...

Wow. You've certainly subscribed to a lot of magazines. I persuaded my parents to buy me Lady Penelope every week in the 1960s, because my brother and I liked Thunderbirds and because it was my name as well. What a fun satirical poem.

Dan Francisco said...

Great Ruth Orkin photograph. You made no mention of BAM (the Bay Area music magazine which I know we both read and wrote for). I loved your poem.

Kate Eggleston-Wirtz said...

Brilliant read! Clever poem. :)

Grant Trescothick said...

I'm glad I didn't have your childhood. It sounds a tad repressive to me. Also it looks like you more than made up for your early years deprived of magazines! (LOL) Well done with the satirical poem. I didn't see that twist coming.

Amber Molloy said...

By their magazines shall thee know them, but I would never have had you down as a Mayfair reader! This was fascinating. It never occurred to me to save magazines, never mind resell a collection. Who'd want a pile of back issues of Cosmo? They all went in the bin or to the bottom of the cat's litter tray.

Jerry Miller said...

The history of magazines was interesting, thank you. Did you ever watch Have I Got News For You? They always had a guest publication spot-the-quote section. There are some strange titles out there. I loved the sly poem. Well done with that.

Saskia Parker said...

Ha ha ha - love the poem. ❤️

Ben Templeton said...

Me and my mates on Saturday mornings aged 15 - a packet of Consulate cigarettes and a copy of Health & Efficiency magazine.😊

Lizzie Fentiman said...

I was in the queue behind a woman in the supermarket and she was buying 7 or 8 of those magazines for housewives, all different titles but basically the same formula. I wondered if she lived somewhere remote where they don't have any internet! Well done with your inverted values magazine poem, cleverly done.