sell some UK assets
help an oxbridge chum
screw the country's voters
soundly up the backside
line the bankers’ pockets
get Nick Clegg on his knees
sanction fuel price hikes
make the old folk freeze
give away Royal Mail
make sure my friends get stocks
keep employing Georgie Osborne
keep sucking Tory lollipops
help my friends dodge taxes
do my business chums a favour
advise the poor to buy jumpers
blame it all on labour
beatify dear Maggie
locate George Osborne's brain
kill more old folk than Harold Shipman
screw Nick Clegg again
destroy a once proud nation
reside at number 10
screw Cleggy for one final time
get voted in again