Cynthia
Magazines
Cynthia
September 1967. I started
high school and made a conscious decision to hate it because it wasn’t the
school I wanted to go and I had to take two buses to get there and back. I had a couple of friends with me from
primary school, which was good, but I got picked on a lot and I was constantly
bullied on one of the bus rides by girls from another secondary school. It was a miserable time but I discovered
something that opened my eyes and took my mind off my worries. It was my mother’s weekly magazine, Woman’s
Own. It offered a wealth of important
information to me, a curious eleven year old.
I read all the adverts for Tampax, Lil-lets, Kotex, et al and decided
that I would have Nikini when this ‘period’ thing happened to me. I learnt a lot about life from the Problem
Page. I think Claire Rayner was the agony aunt at the time. The most
fascinating read was her serialised articles which I remember clearly as being
titled ‘What to Tell Your Children About Sex’. This is where I discovered what was called The
Facts of Life. It might have taken my
mind off school worries but such knowledge gave me other things to fret
about. I wasn’t ever going to do ‘that’,
certainly not. I don’t know if my mum
noticed what I was reading. She might
have left the magazines out on purpose, hoping I would read those articles. At the time, it felt like I was reading
something forbidden and scary. Nothing was ever said. Years later, I had the
book of ‘What to Tell Your Children About Sex’ and ‘The Body Book’, another of
Claire Rayner’s. She was a prolific
writer of fiction and non-fiction, a former nurse and midwife and I think she
was a TV agony aunt at some point. She
passed away more than ten years ago. I
hope it is true that she actually said, “Tell David Cameron that if he screws
up my beloved NHS I’ll come back and bloody haunt him.”
Into my teens and off to the newsagents every Saturday
morning to pick up my ordered Jackie and Fabulous 208 magazines. Jackie was great. I covered my bedroom walls with pictures of
my favourite pop stars. Those treasured
pictures and posters were saved for decades until they got binned in a
clear-out, probably when we emptied the attic for the loft conversion and I had
to be brutal. Oh, how I wish I’d kept them.
I would have found somewhere safe to stash them. Fabulous 208 magazine was connected to Radio Luxembourg.
I liked to listen to DJ Tony Prince in the evening.
Magazines aren’t something I read regularly, but Woman’s Own
is still as good as it ever was and I buy it occasionally. Apart from that, if I notice an interesting article,
an unusual knitting pattern or someone I know has contributed, I will buy it.
Working in a newsagents provides me with countless opportunities to read. I have to tell you now- this dirty little secret of mine is not something I'm ashamed of, I even embrace it.
Wander into my workplace of a morning and, if I'm on, you could probably notice a few magazines on the side. I read lots of them: Stuff for things I can't buy in the UK or even afford, Private Eye for a regular laugh at David 'I like soundbites I do' Cameron and co, Cosmo to try and stay ahead of the evil sex- at least in thinking, Woman's Weekly because I really don't care that I'm male- I like the stories (normally to mock) and they always seem to have a vegan recipe, More, Reveal, Real Lives, Now...for scandal and ridiculous stories and, by home time- I tend to have read enough to at least half inspire a poem, even if it never makes it.
I always have a favourite story as well. Today I read all about a woman that has married a fairground carousel. Fruitcake. Apparently, she "rides the pole until she silently reaches orgasm". As I said, a fruitcake.
When the first 'read and scatter the thoughts' approach fails, I find that the Sunday inserts can prove inspirational. Between The Observer, The Sunday Telegraph, The Sunday Times, The FT Weekend, The Mail On Sunday (never bought, you should understand) and anything else with a poly-bagged free CD, I have acquired a huge pile of recycling that I plan to use. In fact, it is on days like these (Sundays) that I tend to have a flick through, so let's see.
Matt Cardle X Factor interview? No interest.
Frieze Art Fair? Not my thing.
World Homeless Day photograph special? Well, thank you very much The Independent on Sunday.
Name Withheld
I keep coming back. Another look
your car crash life irresistible.
And through the lens your eyes change.
You could be anyone. First, a wispy
bearded man, washed up.
Then, the friendly drinker. Still, no -
your whiskers, yard brush bristles,
the youthfully kept brow. You are timeless,
Name Withheld, and I fear you
like Rasputin.
And there we have it, my badly kept secret: I write and so I read- anywhere and everywhere I can. Flyers, mags, posters, cards, papers, books, pamphlets, adverts, shop signs, street names... I think the key is to keep your eyes open- only then will you see. Hope you enjoyed the poem, an excellent use of Sunday time I think.
Thanks for reading. I enjoyed that.
S.