Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Poor Mr Praline. It's frustrating when somebody misuses language in order to manipulate.
Here is how the US War and National Defence Code describes a weapon of mass destruction:
(1) The term “weapon of mass destruction” means any weapon or device that is intended, or has the capability, to cause death or serious bodily injury to a significant number of people through the release, dissemination, or impact of—
Shakespeare enjoyed playing with language. As Colin pointed out on Monday, if he couldn't find a word that suited him he created a new word. Many of those new words are in use today. I like to imagine, however, that Shakespeare would be less impressed with the constant shuffling and variance of definitions which slippery authority figures use to suit their own ends. When the law is shifting beneath your feet, who's to say which of us would maintain our freedom should the powers that be require a reason to have us disappear?
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Poor Mr Praline. It's frustrating when somebody misuses language in order to manipulate.
Here is how the US War and National Defence Code describes a weapon of mass destruction:
(1) The term “weapon of mass destruction” means any weapon or device that is intended, or has the capability, to cause death or serious bodily injury to a significant number of people through the release, dissemination, or impact of—
And here is how the FBI (in part) defines the same term for civilian investigations:
(A)
any explosive, incendiary, or poison gas—
Finally, here is how the FBI described the weapons of mass destruction used in the Boston bombings:
low grade explosives that were housed in pressure cookers...The pressure cookers...contained metallic BBs and nails. Many of the BBs were housed in an adhesive material. The explosives contained green-coloured hobby fuse.
As a poet I'm a fan of words with multiple meanings. Take the word mantle. Here's how the OED defines it:
noun
- 2 an important role or responsibility that passes from one person to another:the second son has now assumed his father’s mantle
[with allusion to the passing of Elijah's cloak (mantle) to Elisha (2 Kings 2:13)]
- 4 Geology the region of the earth’s interior between the crust and the core, believed to consist of hot, dense silicate rocks (mainly peridotite): magmas erupted at mid-ocean ridges are derived from the upper mantle [as modifier]:mantle rock [mass noun]:the presence of hot mantle leads to melting at the base of the lithosphere
Mantle also works as a verb but let's ignore that for now.
If I describe a mantle's clasp I might be talking about the clasp which holds a cloak together, the manner in which the snow clings to the roof of a building, the dire grip of inherited responsibility or the deadly embrace of a magma eruption.
If I fancied enrolling a cliched image I could describe the starry mantle above my head. Shakespeare used this particular image in Hamlet (back when the metaphor was still living):
But look, the morn, in russet mantle clad
Taking another step, I might employ a homophone and allude to a woman's breasts as a mantle, calling to mind breasts that are expansive (they could be used to cover something) and also resembling a mantelpiece.
By tapping into the varied word banks of my readers I am able to tease subtle nuances from a single word which can affect the perception of a poem. The variety of definitions for individual words in the English language is one reason why it's such a joy to employ. But not everybody uses the OED. Organisations, as we see above, create their own very specific definitions to apply to words which are in common parlance.
The problem with a multitude of definitions is that the law (where many of these creative descriptions can be found) depends upon understanding of what constitutes a crime. Beyond the simple edict that it is wrong to harm others, civilians need to be informed about what their government classifies as a crime worthy of punishment.
The FBI definition includes in its description of WMDs: incendiary devices. A Molotov Cocktail is an incendiary device. Here is a video of a child making a torch with alcohol and a glass bottle.
The FBI definition includes in its description of WMDs: a rocket having a propellant charge of more than four ounces. Here is a WikiHow page showing you how to make fuel for your homemade rocket using 2lbs (32 ounces) of propellant.
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume the folks who are involved in the media above haven't been arrested on terrorism charges. Are they aware that their products could be classified as weapons of mass destruction? Are they aware that the use of such weapons carries this sentence:
...imprison[ment] for any term of years or for life, and if death results... punish[ment] by death
or imprison[ment] for any term of years or for life.
There is a man currently in prison for six consecutive life terms in Colorado for conspiring to use a plane as a WMD. He had learned how to fly a WMD but didn't kill anyone personally. He was in prison when the September 11 attacks took place. The judge appears to have made up their own, personal definition of what constitutes a WMD just for this case. You begin to see the problem?
