written and posted by members of Lancashire Dead Good Poets' Society

Showing posts with label Wolf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wolf. Show all posts

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

... and Villains




A How to guide to being bad:

1) Grow a silvery grey coat flecked with charcoal.
2) Acquire a long snout (perfect for sniffing out grandmas).
3) Make your ears large and pointy (ideal for hearing red-hooded little girls)
4) Buy several pairs of fake wolf claws, extra sharp. (Available from all large supermarkets)
5) Make sure that your teeth are slightly yellow and razor-sharp.
6) Practice making scary, evil sound: a snarl, a growl or a grumble.
7) Learn the art of disguise (pigs and little girls can be clever creatures).
8) Do breathing exercise every morning in order to increase lung capacity.


Thank you for reading,
Lara