A How to guide to being bad:
1) Grow a silvery grey coat flecked
with charcoal.
2) Acquire a long snout (perfect
for sniffing out grandmas).
3) Make your ears large and pointy
(ideal for hearing red-hooded little girls)
4) Buy several pairs of fake wolf
claws, extra sharp. (Available
from all large supermarkets)
5) Make sure that your teeth are slightly
yellow and razor-sharp.
6) Practice making scary, evil
sound: a snarl, a growl or a grumble.
7) Learn the art of disguise (pigs
and little girls can be clever creatures).
8) Do breathing exercise every
morning in order to increase lung capacity.
Thank you for reading,
Lara
Lara
3 comments:
A big bad wolf doing Tantric breathing exercises?
Shouldn't Lindsay be illustrating this?
:-)
Ash
I'd love Lindsay to illustrate this Ash.
This post made me think just how cliched some villains are when just created with formulaic procedures. An interesting curve ball, Lar.
PS The plan was to make us think about characters and established 'norms', right? :)
That was exactly the plan :)
Note to self: give posts a proper introduction before posting what's inside your mind. Don't try to be minimal; it doesn't work.
Ps. I think Lindsay is probably far too busy with her MA to be illustrating my little pieces of nonsense.
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