A How to guide to being bad:
1) Grow a silvery grey coat flecked
with charcoal.
2) Acquire a long snout (perfect
for sniffing out grandmas).
3) Make your ears large and pointy
(ideal for hearing red-hooded little girls)
4) Buy several pairs of fake wolf
claws, extra sharp. (Available
from all large supermarkets)
5) Make sure that your teeth are slightly
yellow and razor-sharp.
6) Practice making scary, evil
sound: a snarl, a growl or a grumble.
7) Learn the art of disguise (pigs
and little girls can be clever creatures).
8) Do breathing exercise every
morning in order to increase lung capacity.
Thank you for reading,
Lara
Lara